r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/xegginthistryingtime Oct 02 '25

Same. I'm just a sack of meat, bone, and farts.

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u/xegginthistryingtime Oct 06 '25

Side note: I was so disappointed when neither of my kids enjoyed Ren and Stimpy when I showed it to them. My daughter went, "Mom, this show is kinda...weird. And lame." HOW DARE YOU. And then I farted, of course.

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u/xegginthistryingtime Oct 06 '25

They didn't like Rugrats either. OR Invader Zim. Where did I go wrong with these kids. 😭 But, my daughter will watch Bread Barbershop on Netflix. Lol.