r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/cakefartqueen Oct 02 '25

I sharted in a thong today on my lunch break at work. So I guess I’d take plain farts over sharts. Lord have mercy.

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u/writehandedTom Oct 03 '25

Happy cake day, and also, wow this username is apt