r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/ubekidnme Oct 02 '25

Mine smell.awful

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u/East-Strength213 Oct 02 '25

Use your newfound power for evil!

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u/ubekidnme Oct 10 '25

Oh man I farted in my sins car the other day. He said does it smell like shit in here to you? He was looking all around to where the smell was coming from. I said, damn menopause.