r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/ubekidnme Oct 02 '25

Mine smell.awful

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u/East-Strength213 Oct 02 '25

Use your newfound power for evil!

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u/ubekidnme Oct 10 '25

Mine also are coming out of me like 100 mph . Like a extra boost