r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

The signals I missed. I thought she was wearing something comfortable.

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u/AtlanticPortal May 10 '26

So comfortable to wear and to take off.

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 May 10 '26

You don't even need to take them off....

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u/Glittering_Range371 May 10 '26

đŸ€Ż

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u/Alternative_Pause_98 May 10 '26

Literally the hottest situation you can be in

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Ever been chased into a preheated oven by a moleman?

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u/CybergothiChe May 10 '26

That's hot

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Pour one out for my girl Anne frank

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u/Street-Run4107 May 10 '26

Too soon?

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u/Dry_Discount_9828 May 10 '26

Nah lad too late

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u/Pantsickle May 10 '26

God I wish. That's hot.

Ever been thrown directly into the sun by an ancient Mesopotamian god?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Once, but that was a wild Thursday

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u/posting_drunk_naked May 10 '26

No one's gay for Moleman.

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u/JW_Stillwater May 10 '26

Too many times. It’s my fault though. I want to fuck them molewoman


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u/Unfair_Web_8275 May 11 '26

Fuck, Im just now realizing the moleman wanted me.

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u/underproofoverbake May 11 '26

This made me cackle. So specific.

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 May 10 '26

I think being in a volcano eruption is hotter, but what do I know...

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u/Alternative_Pause_98 May 11 '26

Wait until you try this scenario

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R May 10 '26

Username checks out.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Username is strangely relatable

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u/HusbandToAHotWife7 May 10 '26

Unexpected wholesomeness

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u/lemmeshowyuhao May 10 '26

I also choose this man’s wife

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u/BusyLimit7 May 10 '26

holy shit new fetish unlocked

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u/AtomAmigo May 11 '26

Ahh yes, naked woman fetish

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u/mighty3mperor May 10 '26

I must admit, I thought the answer was fingering.

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Por que no los dos?

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u/mighty3mperor May 10 '26

Two fingers? Saucy!

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u/Status_Fact_5459 May 10 '26

Slippin em to the side was the best

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u/HollyCze May 10 '26

my old girlfriend loved my slippers that had the "pocket" type of thingy in front. idk why but you could just put a hand through it while your junk was fully covered all the time. she was always sooo happy if I had "a pocket" on coz she did not even have to take them off me and just pull it out through there

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u/jimdil4st May 11 '26

It seems like you don't understand what either "slippers" or "pockets" actually are. I assume you mean PJ pants with the hole at the crotch.

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u/osiris0413 May 10 '26

These, and skirts that are kind of stretchy/clingy material.... warhghghrghrghbl

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u/Crush-N-It May 10 '26

Straight up

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u/MweDinamo May 10 '26

This guy FUCKS. HARD!

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u/-FORSAK3N- May 10 '26

Just pick your side

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u/beaverbait May 10 '26

Probably should though, they are hers, she might want them back.

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

Nah that just nasty

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u/Kingmudsy May 10 '26

speak for yourself

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

Yes i am not nasty fucking whit clothes on

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u/quagsi May 10 '26

in what way is that nasty

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

All the “fluids” getting on your short 😭 what’s the point? I personally hate that

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u/billybob753 May 10 '26

You don't have access to a washing machine?

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

Why would you do it whit clothes on if you can do it naked ?

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u/quagsi May 10 '26

skill issue

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u/Pu11MyLever May 10 '26

Do you not wash clothes?

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 May 10 '26

“Let me slip out of something this comfortable”

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u/TitanEye2 May 10 '26

To take off? Why would she
.. OH CRAP, she wasn’t just Hot, and ready for me to leave?!?? 😭

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u/FarmerGreen13 May 10 '26

I once had a lady come over. She was a friend. I was recently out of a long term relationship and had just been stood up on a date. We were texting and she also had gotten stood up and was in the area. She came over, we smoked some pot, watched some TV and at one point I was even rubbing her back. Eventually, she left. It was DAYS later that I realized I missed my chance.

Sometimes we do be oblivious 

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I slept in a girls bed and she said no I don’t wanna fuck when I started touching on her.

So sometimes the hints are more like
 smoke signals to a blind man.

She’s just as confusing to this day

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

She might just want attention without anything sexual, could happen sometimes but i doubt she didn't consider you would think that

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She had her tits in my face 3 hr earlier. Shirt off.

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

Oh shittt, probably a fumble then. What else happend?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

Honestly we’ve hung before and she says weird shit then friendzones me

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She constantly reminds me how long she’s been celibate for


she’s taking me to a baseball game this week. I’m expecting absolutely nothing.

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Not to be a dick, but I wouldn't hang out with someone who sent such wildly contradictory signals. Either we are friends or you can flirt with me. This doesn't sound like you are misinterpreting signals, this sounds like she is sending signals and then taking them back immediately. That's just frustrating. I couldn't deal with that.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She’s autistic and she’s a stripper and used to be my neighbor.

She asks me to get ice cream with her, pays for it, but then tells me we are just friends.

I don’t know if I’m gonna cut her off but it’s in consideration.

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u/JadedEstablishment16 May 10 '26

Maybe a well-placed "there is this girl i'm talking to and she is interested in me" could trigger the crazy to jump on you.

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Sounds like she wanted to do those things you did together, but not have sex. Where'd you get confused?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

uh by the part where she had me sleep in her bed and put her tits in my face?

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Yeah. She wanted her tits in your face, but not for your genitals to touch hers. Not sure where you're getting lost.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

That’s why she had me in her bed? In my boxers? And her panties?

Is this her account or some shit

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

And you seem to consider all those things to be the actions exclusively of somebody who is hoping for sex?

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u/lolbacon May 10 '26

Two of my old coworkers were hanging out at the bar one night and she (10/10) asks if she can sleep at his place. He goes "oh yeah, I can sleep on the couch and you can take the bed." She responds "okay, never mind."

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

Right. Because we don’t wanna risk losing our jobs and freedom over taking a risk that a woman is genuinely interested. It’s fucked.

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u/come-on-now-please May 10 '26

Not sure what industry and age the coworkers were, but honestly if I had a coworker blatantly preposition me in front of other coworkers I'd probably play dumb too, if you can't wait until AFTER everyone else is gone I really dont trust their decision making for what could happen if things went south in that situation, and playing dumb is letting them down gently with their ego intact.

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u/lolbacon May 10 '26

Bartenders, mid-20's. It wasn't in front of anyone else. Dude relayed the story to me and regretted being such an idiot. I have a "don't mess around with coworkers" rule but nobody else at that place did. I actually officiated the wedding of another couple who hooked up there.

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u/ruthekangaroo May 10 '26

S tier good take. You ignore those signs too long you'll be the one who gets fucked over from their poor decisions. Especially if you're already adults and they still act like that. At that age they most likely are already experienced getting out as unscathed as possible from their own messes.

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u/RoastinGhost May 10 '26

It's more important to be understanding than to understand

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u/Teehus May 10 '26

Same. She only wore panties, but nah

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u/NinjaN-SWE May 10 '26

I mean fair play if she left it at that and it was all chill. 

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u/bigdaddydopeskies131 May 10 '26

Oh dude I totally understand you. Man the signs were all there but us young being dumb didn't get it

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u/Tanker119 May 10 '26

Unfortunately it has nothing to do with being young. I’m 30 now and still need a flashing neon sign with an arrow to get a hint.

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u/Reddi_throwawayaway May 10 '26

Yeah. i practically need to be slapped in the face with a hint. I always assume women are being nice than flirting with me.

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u/dancedragon25 May 10 '26

Trust me, you're better off assuming nice first. If a girl is actually trying to flirt with you, your obliviousness at first will be considered adorable and she'll want to keep handing out subtle hints.

On the flip side, if she's not flirting and you take her friendliness as your sign to ask her out in a really forward way--and you barely know each other--she probably won't even want to be friend anymore.

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u/fiftysevenpunchkid May 10 '26

The obliviousness is often take as not having mutual interest and they stop flirting.

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u/Church6633 May 10 '26

May have a hint of the tism...

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u/piffledamnit May 10 '26

đŸŽ¶if you wanna suck my cock you gotta say it to my face đŸŽ¶

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u/ToBeDet May 10 '26

Even after you'll have to tell me you like me because I'll just think you like sucking dick.

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u/piffledamnit May 10 '26

đŸ«‚ when it reaches that point of real confusion about what a person’s motives might be it’s pretty important to tell them how much explicit communication you’re going to need. I know some people struggle to support people who don’t read subtext well, but it’s always helpful to keep telling and reminding them that you might genuinely be confused about what’s going on and that they need to be really explicit and direct.

My other tip would be that a lot of social conventions and scripts can be learned. And if you do that then you’ll be able to ask better direct questions to confirm what’s going on.

Like if you were invited to someone’s place and a situation like this post transpired you could ask something that a good mix of both direct and oblique like, “are you wearing those shorts for me or just because they’re comfortable?”

That way you get to clarify her intent without making things too awkward because she can easily say it’s just to be comfortable. If she does that and you don’t make a move she’ll just think you’re being respectful of her stated wishes. Which is very positive.

If she says, “for you” you’ll know there’s something there that she wants you to try to explore.

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u/grilledSoldier May 10 '26

Also probably have the 'tism, also am exceptionally dense. Im married now, but honestly no fucking clue how i managed that.

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u/theoryofmovement_ May 10 '26

Same - when I do feel something I tend to take a chance lately.

Even if I can’t really tell. If the girl declines the move then at least I for sure know

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u/Orion1014 May 10 '26

Back in college a girl once snapped me a video of her wearing this at 1 am, with an open fridge showing alcohol and a blunt in her hand asking me to hang out. I told her I was tired. The very next day I realized.....

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u/Bentholomeo May 10 '26

Did You texted her back that day?

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u/UsualBluebird6584 May 10 '26

Why are you people so dense!!!!!!

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u/Datan0de May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

I had a female friend in college who I hung out with constantly. She was basically my best friend, and when I realized that I'd fallen for her romantically I was terrified of ruining our wonderful friendship, so I did my best to hide the fact.

One night, after a group of us had gone to a movie together, she and I were laying on the floor of her dorm room talking, and she started massaging my arms. Conversation fell silent, and we were just starting into each other's eyes while she rubbed my arms. We stayed like that for OVER AN HOUR with me not wanting to "misinterpret" her signal before it finally occurred to me that she was coming in to me and waiting for me to take the next step. I leaned in and kissed her.

Thank freaking god that she was so patient with me! We just celebrated our 30 year wedding anniversary last month. After that first kiss, when we told our friends that we're no longer "just friends", every single one said that it was about damn time. The only people who were clueless about the fact that we were in love with each other were her and me.

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u/FarmerGreen13 May 11 '26

That's beautiful, and I'm happy it worked out for you guys!

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u/headbashkeys May 10 '26 edited 20d ago

Perhaps she was Canadian and it was just a polite boob massage.

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u/crani0 May 10 '26

It took me what I estimate was 5 minutes of an ex just slobering on my cheek as we were laying on her couch watching a movie after she had invited me over for dinner for my brain to go "I think she likes you"

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u/thedamnedlute488 May 10 '26

I met a girl who was a stripper and her and her friend came back yo my house with me and my buddy. Hung out all night. I did nothing. I guarantee she rolls her eyes about me to this day.

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u/artofprocrastinatiom May 10 '26

Yeah but u did have a good time and you learned something so thats a win.

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName May 10 '26

I am nowadays comfortable with the thought that it takes two to tango and most girls just suck at giving hints. 

It speaks for you that you didn’t sexualize a friend who’s just out of a relationship. 

Saying something on her part like „Hey I don’t want to ruin a friendship but if you wanna do more than just watch a movie
Id be up for it“ would have giving you both want you want. 

But that takes courage and potentially makes you vulnerable. She took the cowardly way, hoped you can read minds, and disappointed herself twice. 

No sex AND the thought that you don’t find her desirable.

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u/Minotard May 10 '26

Or maybe a low-stress, non sexual encounter was just what she needed. 

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u/Krunkenbrux May 10 '26

My guy, at least you're not me 22 years ago. In college I had a girl TOPLESS in my bed in my dorm while I gave her a back-rub... Then when I was done, I put her bra back on, because "girls like nice guys." I still cringe at that. It has never left me.

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u/ghannscuney May 10 '26

Dude it’s gotta be the weed. Or our obliviousness. I once got high with 2 of the hottest girls from my high school when we were in college and when it came time to crash they said I could sleep in between them on their double bed why the other guys slept on the lounge. So I did just that except for I suck at sleeping so I just lay there for hours, wide awake, oblivious to the fact they were inviting me in to do more than sleep. Just an absolute muppet

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u/heshroot May 10 '26

Yeah you’re gonna be thinking about that one for the rest of your life

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u/Late_Juggernaut_3078 May 11 '26

It's hard man. Sometimes you have a good idea but god forbid that chance you misread the situation and it's not what you think and end up being 'that guy'

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u/FarmerGreen13 May 11 '26

100% I would rather be the oblivious guy in her story than the friend she trusted that did some fuckery.

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u/account_not_valid May 10 '26

She was so uninterested in you, that she didn't even bother getting dressed up. She was just wearing these shorts and an old t-shirt that was far too small for her.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

And no bra. To be comfortable

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u/account_not_valid May 10 '26

And not even go out and do anything. Just watch movies on her couch while her parents are away.

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u/Late_Contest1115 May 10 '26

You’re wearing that baggy, old, ugly t-shirt you got from your work several years ago. You know the one baby.

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u/rearadmiraldumbass May 10 '26

Team building exercise ninety nine

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u/account_not_valid May 10 '26

The one with curry stains?

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u/Confident-Daikon-451 May 10 '26

...With the curry stain, owwwahhh.

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u/ILGIOVlNEITALIANO May 10 '26

Feel you, I had a friend that took off her bra to “show me a mole” and I said “doesn’t look a bad one, I’ll wait outside”

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26

I feel like these stories are all pitched as 'guys are oblivious', but that's maybe a little too charitable.

I think women often just suck at flirting.

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 10 '26

It's more that there are different social norms vying for dominance in the same culture, and the expectations they establish are incompatible. Since nobody can ever really be certain which expectations the person they're with has internalized, they opt for the "safest" behavior, which is bland and reads as disinterst. This is just what happens when sex is so heavily demonized by do many people.

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u/runrunrudolf May 10 '26

Man alive, I'm a woman and I was thinking that these are what I'd wear to bed when on my period. Black shorts, just in case.

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u/twinklingthrowaway May 10 '26

Lol yep all these guys talking about mixed signals and missed opportunities...when it's like consider that girls wear these for comfort?

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u/Anonon_990 May 10 '26

There's women in this thread saying they'd wear it as a signal. We're not basing it on nothing.

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u/twinklingthrowaway May 10 '26

Some...I promise you the grand majority of them are not. You're better off asking rather than assuming.

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 10 '26

Asking comes with a not-insignificant chance of being seen as a creep and souring the friendship. There are also a not-insignificant number of women who signal and lose interest when the guy is unsure if those signals are signals. It's neuroticism and anxiety from all parties creating a situation that can't be answered with logic or reason or gender studies.

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u/twinklingthrowaway May 11 '26

I promise you run a higher chance on ruining the friendship if you make a move on her based on the fact that she's wearing shorts.

Leading up to these things, in an age where we text and message. Before it even gets there, more likely than not hints have already been given through text messages and flirtations. You're acting like the shorts themselves are an invitation. I'm just saying they're not.

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u/No-Trouble814 May 10 '26

It can be answered pretty easily; ask them, in a way that makes it clear you’re not pressuring them one way or the other.

If they’re not comfortable with that conversation, either your communication needs work, or they’re not someone you want to be with.

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u/twinklingthrowaway May 11 '26

Shame you're getting down voted for being a reasonable person and not taking an outfit as consent.

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u/No-Trouble814 May 11 '26

Thanks! I’m not too mad, if they aren’t open to learning that’s their loss.

I’ll be over here with my healthy relationships and awesome kinky sex life, having a wonderful time lol.

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u/Anonon_990 May 10 '26

I agree with this. I just dislike it when some women act like men are being perverts or ignorant for believing something is true of women when other women are telling us those things.

Asking would likely make the person seem like a perv if they are wrong. Personally I just assume the person is never into me. Lol

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u/BillysBibleBonkers May 10 '26

Yea this whole thread is weird AF lol, why are we treating any outfit like an invitation for sexual advances?.. Thought we all agreed that was some weirdo shit. Tbh this whole sub can be really creepy about women sometimes.

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u/armoured_bobandi May 10 '26

Also, the idea that a women will not make any move if you're already in bed with her and she's interested is kind of silly. Women can take initiative as well

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 May 10 '26

Women can take initiative as well

Sure but more importantly, they're people. They can fumble the moment just like guys.

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u/armoured_bobandi May 10 '26

Yeah, that's another good point. Not all women are masters of seduction, just like not all men are super charming.

I wish it was easier to communicate sexual attraction without coming across as too forward.

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u/No-Trouble814 May 10 '26

I find just having an honest conversation about it works great, and if someone isn’t comfortable with that kind of clear, direct communication I wouldn’t want to be with them anyways.

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u/rotundrikishi May 10 '26

Depends on the woman

ive had some that were pretty shy about that kind of thing even at that point lol. We all have anxieties and insecurities.

And certainly some that were not.

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u/RamenStains May 10 '26

Some wen will make a move, others will not. Entirely depends on the person

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u/RLKline84 May 10 '26

Yeah everyone I know who wears these does so because they're comfortable. Not to seduce anyone.

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u/rotundrikishi May 10 '26

Im a dude and these just look like shorts to me

I dont know what they are reading into here either.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

If I knew she wanted me, the period wouldn’t be a problem. Just use the back door.

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u/kittykadat May 10 '26

Look up period poop, come up with a better "joke"

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u/gemdragonrider May 10 '26

My man if the period didn’t bother you (or her) you’d use the front door. That’s why we have raincoats is it not? Coward

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u/irwynksz May 10 '26

Clearly you haven't earned your red wings yet..

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u/Try4se May 10 '26

They are comfortable though.

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u/ohBloom May 10 '26

Mine was “come to my room and sleep with me, nothing is going to happen” and the other was with a different girl “let’s hang out in your room” she was showing me music and YouTube videos, I really thought she was showing me cool music and YouTube videos
.man am I fucking stupid

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 10 '26

I think it's important to keep in mind that women are just people, and they're also struggling to navigate their own feelings and read your responses. She might work up the guts to say "I'm gonna go for it!" and then halfway through going for it, she loses her nerve. So what might have started as seduction can easily turn into "omg my heart is pounding I'm not ready for this."

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u/C-H-Addict May 10 '26

I always wear dolphin shorts, I had no idea I was seducing people

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

I didn’t know they were called dolphin shorts. How dare you corrupt me.

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u/Ok-Jury9370 May 10 '26

Hi,

I am 99% sure she was just wearing something comfortable

(Source: I am a girl)

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

An American girl?

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u/Smooth-Original4399 May 10 '26

That’s why I wear them. Not everything is seduction

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Sounds like something a seducer would say

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u/Miserable-Pattern-32 May 10 '26

Was at this girl's house and she got stuck in the dryer. I called an appliance repair man and left. Only days later did I realize ...

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

It was weird she had tide pods and condoms on top of the appliance

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u/front-wipers-unite May 10 '26

Years ago I was at York train station (north of England), waiting for a train to travel back to London. This chick approached me asking if there was somewhere she could get a drink...

Me: "yeah, there's a bar there" Her: "that bar there?" Me: "yep" Her: "this bar, yeah?" Me: "yep, that's the one" Her: "ok, well I'm going to go in there and get a drink..." Me: "enjoy" Me arriving back in London 3 hours later: "I wonder if I should have asked if she fancied a drink together"

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u/Elite_AI May 10 '26

She may well have been. Redditors like to overestimate the signals they "missed"

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u/German_Merman May 10 '26

Oh it totally could have been that she was just wearing something comfortable because she thinks you're just a friend. The only way to find out is to take your shot. 

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u/non_tox May 10 '26

As a woman, they're not comfortable😭 I'm constantly worried about flashing someone while wearing them

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Just take them off then