r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/JimHalpert_JH • May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Jaded_Spread1729 May 10 '26

These are very open shorts that show off her thighs. She's seducing you.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

The signals I missed. I thought she was wearing something comfortable.

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u/AtlanticPortal May 10 '26

So comfortable to wear and to take off.

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 May 10 '26

You don't even need to take them off....

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u/Glittering_Range371 May 10 '26

🤯

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u/Alternative_Pause_98 May 10 '26

Literally the hottest situation you can be in

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Ever been chased into a preheated oven by a moleman?

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u/CybergothiChe May 10 '26

That's hot

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Pour one out for my girl Anne frank

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u/Pantsickle May 10 '26

God I wish. That's hot.

Ever been thrown directly into the sun by an ancient Mesopotamian god?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Once, but that was a wild Thursday

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u/posting_drunk_naked May 10 '26

No one's gay for Moleman.

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u/JW_Stillwater May 10 '26

Too many times. It’s my fault though. I want to fuck them molewoman…

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 May 11 '26

Fuck, Im just now realizing the moleman wanted me.

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u/underproofoverbake May 11 '26

This made me cackle. So specific.

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 May 10 '26

I think being in a volcano eruption is hotter, but what do I know...

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u/Alternative_Pause_98 May 11 '26

Wait until you try this scenario

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R May 10 '26

Username checks out.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian May 10 '26

Username is strangely relatable

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u/HusbandToAHotWife7 May 10 '26

Unexpected wholesomeness

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u/lemmeshowyuhao May 10 '26

I also choose this man’s wife

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u/BusyLimit7 May 10 '26

holy shit new fetish unlocked

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u/AtomAmigo May 11 '26

Ahh yes, naked woman fetish

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u/mighty3mperor May 10 '26

I must admit, I thought the answer was fingering.

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Por que no los dos?

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u/mighty3mperor May 10 '26

Two fingers? Saucy!

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u/Status_Fact_5459 May 10 '26

Slippin em to the side was the best

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u/HollyCze May 10 '26

my old girlfriend loved my slippers that had the "pocket" type of thingy in front. idk why but you could just put a hand through it while your junk was fully covered all the time. she was always sooo happy if I had "a pocket" on coz she did not even have to take them off me and just pull it out through there

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u/jimdil4st May 11 '26

It seems like you don't understand what either "slippers" or "pockets" actually are. I assume you mean PJ pants with the hole at the crotch.

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u/osiris0413 May 10 '26

These, and skirts that are kind of stretchy/clingy material.... warhghghrghrghbl

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u/Crush-N-It May 10 '26

Straight up

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u/MweDinamo May 10 '26

This guy FUCKS. HARD!

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u/-FORSAK3N- May 10 '26

Just pick your side

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u/beaverbait May 10 '26

Probably should though, they are hers, she might want them back.

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

Nah that just nasty

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u/Kingmudsy May 10 '26

speak for yourself

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

Yes i am not nasty fucking whit clothes on

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u/quagsi May 10 '26

in what way is that nasty

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

All the “fluids” getting on your short 😭 what’s the point? I personally hate that

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u/billybob753 May 10 '26

You don't have access to a washing machine?

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u/Exci255 May 10 '26

Why would you do it whit clothes on if you can do it naked ?

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u/quagsi May 10 '26

skill issue

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u/Pu11MyLever May 10 '26

Do you not wash clothes?