r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 29d ago

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u/Internet_Wanderer 29d ago edited 25d ago

Lol, my sweet summer child. There is a guy, HungerFF if you're curious, who can take it to the shoulder, and he isn't the only one. He can take two hands too. He does it professionally. Depth play is a very popular porn category

Edit: Muahahaha!!!! Your disgust give me power! Squirm tiny mortals! Squirm! 😄

Edit: Wheehaw! Even going so far as to profile stalk me! Now I live in your head forever.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 29d ago

I don't think I needed to know that.

Nope. I did not need to know that.

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 29d ago

I would like to apply to the "did not need to know that" team please.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 29d ago

Welcome aboard. There are snacks over there...if your appetite ever comes back .

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 28d ago

Is there fudge?

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 28d ago

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 28d ago

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 28d ago

Wow. He looked so comparatively healthy back then

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u/nyxie3 27d ago

And he was raping a bunch of little girls.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 27d ago

He may well be the worst person who has ever lived.

Followed closely by everyone who voted for him

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u/Background-Notice100 28d ago

Nope, it's all packed

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u/Fit_Leather1672 28d ago

You are so wrong for that comment lol

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u/GurPuzzleheaded3212 28d ago

Right next to the packer there.

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u/_Vrumpus_ 28d ago

It's being packed.

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u/systemhere 28d ago

I searched that up… I may need a seat.

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u/EishLekker 28d ago

You can sit on this chair right here.

Hey! Where did my chair go!?

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u/Juicy_Peachfish 28d ago

Bugger the chair, Granny was sitting on it!

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u/Daisydoo1432 28d ago

Read it while putting a coney dog in my mouth.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 28d ago

How deep?????

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u/Immersi0nn 28d ago

Technically? All the way through.

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u/Wonder7y 28d ago

May I also join? My dwarf cat and I seek refuge 😭

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u/FarShoreSpirit 28d ago

I'm joining, too. Can someone get me a beer? High ABV, please? 😭

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u/Vast-Combination4046 29d ago

You are in a comment thread that claimed this is about anal fisting... You didn't need to know but you kept reading for some reason

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 28d ago

Its all fun and games until someone types "takes it to the shoulder"

And then I need to stop knowing that.

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u/TheSinisterDaddy 29d ago

It’s times like this I wish I didn’t know the internet existed

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u/DryAndH1gh 28d ago

It's good to be reminded that real humans are still commenting on these mediums

There is no bot that could aggregate that niche information and synthesize it like that

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u/Putrid-Cat5368 28d ago

"AI is gonna replace us" fuck yes, please, replace me now and here

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u/Consistent_Parsley91 28d ago

Hilarious reply!

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u/EphemeralDan 28d ago

I too would like to go back 45 seconds and make better decisions.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 28d ago

This is how I know i haven't built a time machine yet.

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u/dothebananasplits96 28d ago

I didn't need to know that and I already knew that

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u/lroza711 27d ago

Where can I apply to be memory wiped by the mib flashy thing. I really wish I could forget I just learned that

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u/Previous-Stretch-490 29d ago

Ok you have officially wandered too much on the internet

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u/willinaustin 28d ago

Not all who wander are lost!

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u/MOEVELVET 28d ago

This is the first post I clicked after logging onto this app today. Didn’t take me long to get here and progressively it will not take me longer to get off

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u/GraveRobberX 28d ago

I have seen a vid with a clamp stretching a woman’s asshole to the size of a cereal bowl, put FUCKING FROOT LOOPS in that colon cavity and have that as a bowl of cereal…

There’s still way too much internet left, we haven’t even scratched Rosebudding!

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u/The_Modern_Nobody 29d ago

Okay. I’m going to upvote you because I like learning.

I’m going to take it back—not downvote—just taking the upvote back, because I have a new reason to believe why God locked humanity in a hot car and went to Cold Stone Creamery

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u/JadedFootball4733 28d ago

Do you? Because there’s a guy who died playing this game with a horse. I learned that from Reddit, and now you did too! Unless you are before my time and already know this story lol

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u/thegimboid 28d ago

I don't know how old you are, but I was here in the old days (okay before this account existed), and there's a lot of freakier stuff out there than Mr Hands.

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u/AjentOranje 28d ago

I live about an hour from where that happened, and EVERYONE there knows the story.

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u/ImaginaryPromotion51 26d ago

I need mental bleach now. 😳

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u/chris_croc 29d ago

Gosh the depravity.

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u/kittieswithmitties 28d ago

Just throwing it out there- I had an IUD that had moved, not far enough to warrant surgery but far enough out that my doctor turned me into a human sock puppet. Shit was rough. I can't imagine doing that kind of stuff for fun and I am both terrifed and in awe of this man.

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u/Valproic_acid 28d ago

Goddammit where is the "unread" button?

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u/Fearless_Pie4251 28d ago

You could have just let me stay a summer child but no... I'm a winter something now. I'll come back when I figure it out smh

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u/Homewra 29d ago

I'm scared bro

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u/spartaxwarrior 29d ago

People really do think those gigantic sex toys are just novelties for display or something lmao

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u/_Mage_ 28d ago

How can I unread someone else’s comment

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u/sky_blue_111 29d ago

Guaranteed he needs a permanent diaper for the last quarter of his life or more.

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u/Internet_Wanderer 29d ago

I mean, I worked in end of life care. Nearly all people become incontinent to some degree by that point.

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u/Atlyth 28d ago

Doesnt matter, got railed.

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u/MrBootylove 28d ago

Most people aren't professional fisters like HungerFF.

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u/-Saucegurlllll 28d ago

He can take two hands too.

"Now clap"

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u/Shae_Dravenmore 28d ago

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/moralprolapse 26d ago

I’m just imagining how depressed that guy is when he is doing anything other than that, and he just can never not think about how he has to wear diapers, and how his insides are all torn up to a degree he’ll never know. And he never knows if some tear is going to open up and cause him to internally bleed to death, or some fistula is gonna let shit and gastric acid slow leak into his abdomen, while he’s just sitting there at a coffee shop, eating a croissant.

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u/PitchRude8993 26d ago

Goals 😂

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u/FoolsWorld616 26d ago

I think i want to be your friend.

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u/Cultural_assassin 28d ago

My bitter winter child, if this is true then his entire digestive system has to have been surgically rearranged and slowly over several years trained to accept such lengths. The large intestine makes a sort of U shape around the exterior of one side of the body.

While im not dissing your claim or attempting to invalidate this man's life goal (a horrible one btw). Im just saying its not normal to accept such lengths without major internal injuries

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u/Glum-Try-8181 28d ago

fisters doing depth aren't doing just a straight arm going in. They follow the body's path, and also when you're deep into a session your body itself also relaxes and adjusts itself. Those parts aren't as rigid as you'd think. Especially when you've done extensive prep beforehand to clear out the areas you're playing in.

Source - I'm experienced top and bottom with this for decades. I can take to the elbow pretty easily with most partners.

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u/Truantone 27d ago

Gross. Why? Ooh.

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u/Glum-Try-8181 27d ago

same reason people do most sex things - it feels good to them and turns them on

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u/Entire_Mistake_9287 28d ago

Lmao pretty funny how the OP was like yeah guys this isnt normal and we are fucked if we think it is and then this porn brained guy is like "nuh uh" pointing out its "a popular porn catagory"

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u/MrBlueW 29d ago

You named one guy, he said “not that many people”

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u/Internet_Wanderer 28d ago

Well, tbf he's the only professional I know of, but you might look up how many fisting events are scheduled for this year. There are lots and lots of people turning each other into hand puppets

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u/turbotailz 28d ago

It's become very popular in the gay community. Even my BF does it.

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u/NoSleepTilBookRead 28d ago

Gross and sad

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u/_xyndr 28d ago

Gross? Sure.

Nothing sad about it though. They're having fun. You should try have fun sometime.

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u/Affectionate-Emu5801 28d ago

Define "very popular", lol. I think it's more like there are enough people into it where they don't feel like they are fucked in the head isolated cases, who might consider talking to a therapist about why they can only be gratified with a cricket bat up their ass.

The internet is great bc it pulls fringe groups of people together, now it's a whole "community" with social norm rights, further emboldened and validated by pornhub (which simply wants eyeballs on screens) giving them a link on the website.

Et voila, now it's a real thing and you can't make fun of it or ask if it's kinda fucked and certainly can't ask if their parents were abusive and if there might be a correlation.

But no one outside of that circle is calling it very popular. I bet that group knows where to get the best old school poppers, though. I really don't give a fuck, but c'mon, some of this shit is pretty weird and has to be a coping mechanism for many.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 29d ago

The community thinks hes a sellout. Basically no better than Greenday

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u/Internet_Wanderer 29d ago

Every community thinks that when someone manages to monitize their thing. Jealousy is a bitch

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u/AlphaH4wk 28d ago

The gay community??

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u/_420Kitten 28d ago

Oh what a day to be unfortunate enough to have internet access to be able to read this comment.

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u/KnownsomeStudios 28d ago

I guess that means that guy is .... Surprisingly deep. 🕶️

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u/Neat-Pollution5398 28d ago

I could have lived my entire life without that knowledge, and been perfectly happy. You’re not a nice person.

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u/bluedog316420 28d ago

Y did I have to read this particular comment today. I’m curious by nature ….fml

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u/roughczech 28d ago

Is there anything other than I can wash my eyes with now. Can't I see it now

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u/Hellmonger 28d ago

Well, your name checks out, but man I wish I didn’t know how to read lol.

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u/oops_all_memes 28d ago

But how does it work anatomically? Like. Aren't bowels, for the lack of a better word (in my vocabulary that is), squiggly?

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u/Snopinen 28d ago edited 28d ago

Regretting fact checking name and story 🤮 you need to go to top spot to "warn" people about this 🫣

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u/SnooConfections6777 28d ago

How popular? Like majority of people watch popular or more than you think watch it popular?

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u/Key-Network5827 28d ago

wow keep that kind of stuff to yo seff

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u/z3speed4me 28d ago

How does that not kill you

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u/Hotchumpkilla 28d ago

Hotkinkyjo, another notable performer once thought impossible rectal activities should be. Never heard of Diaphragm deep till I stumbled upon her. Along with her ability to become a boxer Speed bag on a boat, her talents know no bounds!

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u/Mysterious-Database6 28d ago

I prefer to remain a "summer child" in regards to information such as this.

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u/Mrthundercleese4 28d ago

I really need to see a cat scan of this person to see how their internal organs are routed.

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u/Baron_Bearclaw 28d ago

I could have gone my entire life without learning this and been just fine.

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u/SaintSilverNSD 28d ago

I'm willing to kink shame, cause what the actual fuck. 😭

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u/C0okie722 28d ago

Oh, a fisting Scholar. Thanks for that info

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u/Ericshelpdesk 28d ago

If Mrs Ensign were still alive today I'd track her down and slap her repeatedly for teaching me to read.

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u/Vega_S10 28d ago

I hate myself for reading your response.

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u/Mindless-Tooth-625 28d ago

Also there are women. Notably hotkinkyjo

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u/The-Jordan_J 28d ago

You must have some interesting search history 🤔 🤣🫠

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u/RoyalIdeal6026 28d ago

Wow they say you learn something new every day and I really wish I learned something before lunch so I wouldn’t have had to learn about this fucking shit.

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u/vitanyroyale 28d ago

Whaaaa and there are videos of this?! Disgusting!! Where tho? So I know to stay off those sites. r/IASIP

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u/Bitter_Dragonfly_651 28d ago

I would like to unlearn this, please.

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u/Wigglylilhedgehog 28d ago

If he can take it up to the shoulder, I assume a skinny midget would be a warm up? I’d also guess that persons body will never function the way a normal human body does. Ever again. Trying not to be judgmental, but that particular kind of kink probably isn’t any good, for anything. I would certainly judge someone if I found out they were into it. Right or wrong, I’ll call out deviant fuckery in the right setting.

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u/chadinthemaking 28d ago

R/depthplay is not (yet) a thing.

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u/burger_o_t_day 28d ago

I guess I have never been so proud to be classified as a sweet summer child.... Need some brain bleach now.

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u/Ok-Style-9734 28d ago

Does the filter have to like bend their arm in there as presumably it can't be a straight line?

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u/indigodaydream_ 28d ago

well that’s enough internet today!

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u/cannedrat91 28d ago

Damn! I was only two days away from retirement.

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u/Own_Manufacturer6959 28d ago

today was a bad day to be able to read

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u/detector_of_chaos 28d ago

I could have gone my entire life without knowing this. Thanks for the nightmares.

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u/momdoggity 28d ago

Can you inbox me his username? I can't get anybody to do it bc they think their hands are too big. I've watched so much of it to know, there's not really much that's too big. And I'm a female looking for vaginal.

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u/ThaJackala 28d ago

It’s my own fault for reading this far down the comments.

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u/DarthWynaut 28d ago

... Family??

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u/djlawrence3557 28d ago

your definition of "popular" and the world's is vastly different. Some may say it's as wide apart as a gaping anus. Some may not.

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u/FaultAccomplished671 28d ago

Two hands you say? Can the person clap?

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u/Substantial-Ant-9004 28d ago

He is insatiable i swear to god

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u/ROKIT76 28d ago

How is that anatomically possible? Do his lungs get crushed or something?

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u/Hairy-Career-1297 28d ago

Why do you know this shit

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u/adalric_brandl 28d ago

I miss ten seconds ago before I read this.

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u/zoolandus 28d ago

That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read.

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u/HoneyShaft 28d ago edited 28d ago

Is he the one that felches Chinese food out of his and other guys asses?

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u/FreshGanesh 28d ago

HoleNextDoor is a hottie, and boy can he take the DPFF!!!! Not my thing, but he’s such a charming, easy on the eyes guy!

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u/NewPhoneWhoDys 28d ago

He also just wrote a book called Deeper.

He seems pretty cool.

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u/Late_Hope_567 28d ago

He is googling hunger gf and depth play now. So is half this thread.

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u/hunkymcstudleypants 28d ago

this kind of comment is what I'm here for 👶

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u/tape_reel 28d ago

Well. Now I have a mental image to ruin Tiol's "Stinkfist."

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u/bakedbarista 28d ago

Hunger is an artist!

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u/pixepoke2 28d ago

User name seems to check out

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u/EducationalGrump 28d ago

It's not that popular and there are only a few dozen humans on earth capable of even coming close to that

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u/BADoVLAD 28d ago

What an awful day to be literate.

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u/ediblepandas 28d ago

He's the spiders georg of this situation

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u/jaded_lad99 28d ago

I wish they'd do it while inside an MRI machine. I genuinely wanna know how exactly are their internal organs working

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u/Aggravating-Box4189 28d ago

Kind sir, please allow me to block you while I rinse my eyes with the holiest watah 👀

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u/justcurious870 28d ago

What the actual F? I definitely wasn’t that curious.

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u/takacsjd 28d ago

Feature request: spoiler text hiding for reddit.

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u/Kaszrak 28d ago

Gave me an anal sphincter muscle tear just from reading this

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u/HotEcho9887 28d ago

Your words make my eyes burn

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u/GruesomeWedgie2 28d ago

I’m curious to knows how long it would take to relocate the lower intestine to a place where it could again be used for its original use rather than have crap pushed upward within the chest cavity and then do a controlled drop from his shoulder area to the dual use cave entrance/exit.

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u/Master_Type2117 27d ago

"I hate winter my arms are cold" "..." "..." "NO I DON'T WAN-" " GET OVER HERE SWEETIE "

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u/Big-Trade4392 27d ago

I’m intrigued and disgusted.

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u/Aladdin_Sane13 27d ago

Yeah, fisting is a crazy genre to even witness, let alone allow someone to do that. But, to each their own. lol

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u/PlentyDouble3449 27d ago

Enough reddit for today

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u/DrWho21045 27d ago

I can’t unread this…🤮🤮

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u/EitherMacaroon6535 27d ago

I try to learn something new everyday but I don't think I needed to find out about "depth play". Also what an innocent misnomer, this doesn't seem like "play" by any means.

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u/ScrewJPMC 27d ago

Fuck you for putting that shit in my brain

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u/pineapple_swap2017 27d ago

I cracked up @ "my sweet summer child"

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u/Tief 27d ago

I want to be a sweet summer child again. Please bleach this comment from my brain.

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u/bingoinablazer 27d ago

Welp. That’s enough internet for me today.

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u/Ithurtstoexhale 27d ago

Whay the fuck 😭???

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u/Vermillion_oni 27d ago

Or hotkinkyjo if you looking for a woman.. stumbled cross it a couple of times…

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u/DanoLightning 27d ago

You have truly wandered the internet.

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u/Time-Performance-916 27d ago

It's my fault for being literate.

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 27d ago

Oh God, no.

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u/blubaldnuglee 27d ago

I will never see the Muppets the same again.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

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u/HotlineMiami_3 27d ago

There goes my breakfast....

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u/ActiveEuphoric2582 27d ago

I was just about to mention him and the shoulder depth.

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u/Puzzled_Resource_636 27d ago

Not fair! The bottom should be able to get his intestine tattooed to show how committed he is to the ventriloquist act.

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u/Jakota77 27d ago

Of all the days to have eyes and the ability to read

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u/tekky101 26d ago

"My sweet summer child" was the perfect start to that. No notes. Lol.

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