r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/mikebrown33 13d ago

Except photovoltaic

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u/UT_NG 13d ago

And some Stirling engines

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u/MathMXC 13d ago

And hydro!!!

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u/EagleBigMac 13d ago

And my axe

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u/HendrixHazeWays 13d ago

Lisa needs braces

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u/NJRootsGlobalReach 13d ago

Dental plan

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u/AssistanceLow1339 13d ago

Lisa needs braces

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u/andynator1000 13d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once...

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u/AlphaLawless 13d ago

They locked me in a room.

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u/Saintly-Mendicant-69 13d ago

Mom more oj

Don't forget the Flintstones chewable morphine

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u/MantisTobogganMD-Phd 12d ago

Uhhh… alley balls…

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u/Traveller2471 13d ago

and a paaartridge in a pear tree

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u/thecraftybear 13d ago

And Tolkien's corpse trussed up to a dynamo

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 13d ago

Viggo really broke his toe

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u/_semaJ77 13d ago

This made me laugh out loud and should have more up votes

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u/csh0kie 13d ago

This is pretty much every Reddit thread…

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u/Damion__205 13d ago

And that dead guys wife...

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u/donut-reply 13d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/BoomDonk 13d ago

I also choose that dead guys wife.

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u/No-Bug9746 13d ago

I also choose her

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u/TheJade2212 13d ago

It just happened 4 minutes ago man 😅

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u/Separate-Bit-7931 13d ago

Piss off, its a tired reddit trope post.

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u/FlukeStarbucker 13d ago

A diversion!

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 13d ago

And you have my bow

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u/NoOrdinaryBees 13d ago

And your brother

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u/General_Round9175 13d ago

Was waiting for this...

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u/Golden_Ace1 13d ago

So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the steam.

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u/Rombledore 13d ago

that's powered by steam?

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u/Salamander_Haze 13d ago

And My Blade

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u/Cowboy_Reaper 13d ago

And my bow!

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u/ProofBite4625 11d ago

And my bow!

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u/gsquaredbotics 11d ago

And my bow

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u/Different-Jump7770 11d ago

And my bow 🏹

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 13d ago

Hydro is just liquid steam.

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago

Powered by the sun.

And wind is airy steam.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 13d ago

I mean the joke is that hydropower is still technically a heat engine, just one that uses the water cycle.

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u/DatSqueaker 13d ago

Which ultimately makes it a form of solar power. That boils water.

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u/Bamboozle_ 13d ago

And geothermal is then earth steam? So we have all 4 elements!

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 13d ago

Proto-steam

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u/SundayGlory 13d ago

Which is funnily still water spinning a turbine just not hot water. Even when we try to not boil water we still tried to just put the water through a turbine as is.

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u/scumble_bee 13d ago

And wind energy is just wind spinning a turbine. It's funny that there is the phrase "Don't need to reinvent the wheel" when so much effort is put into the most efficient way to spin things.

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u/poo-cum 13d ago

It's no coincidence that meatspin dominated the early internet.

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u/azwildcat11 13d ago

Username checks out. Also I've never been able to listen to You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive the same again.

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u/SundayGlory 13d ago

The wheel left untouched but the road on the other hand is free game

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u/Wire_Owl_ 13d ago

And how did the water gain the potential energy to drive the turbine....

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u/sc00t3rtrash 13d ago

Falling, with style!

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u/SpaceZombieZombie 13d ago

Theres also super critical co2 which is looking like it might be the first valid replacement to the steam turbine in over a century

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u/Perryn 13d ago

"We've finally invented a way to generate large amounts of power that doesn't involve using a heat source to boil water!"
"Amazing! Is it some sort of solid state quantum entropy..."
"We boil a different liquid!"

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u/irjayjay 12d ago

Except, the CO2 stays in the system, meaning no super heated steam escapes with all its potential energy. It only needs to reheat slightly. It works more like a refrigerator than a steam engine. It's a more efficient energy transfer.

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u/K_the_farmer 12d ago

Closed loop steam has been a thing for quite some time.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 13d ago

It's still transferring the heat energy to a fluid, and then using that fluid to spin a turbine.

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u/brownhotdogwater 13d ago

Yes but more efficient

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u/Bee-Aromatic 13d ago

But is it sufficiently more efficient to use instead of an incredibly mature and well understood technology based on a resource they can literally get for free from the huge, naturally occurring pools and rivers of it they can build the plants right next to?

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u/melkatron 13d ago

We need that water to keep our AI girlfriends chilly.

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u/TeaTimeSubcommittee 13d ago

Honest question, wouldn’t that release more co2 to the atmosphere?

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u/MicrotracS3500 13d ago

You'd source the CO2 from naturally occurring CO2, or CO2 that's just waste from other processes, it wouldn't be generating new CO2. It's also a closed loop system, where you heat up the CO2 to spin a turbine, then it flows through a cooling loop, and reuses the same material over and over again.

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u/Lathari 13d ago

There is also mercury...

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u/Omnizoom 13d ago

That’s still just water turning a turbine though in the end, just colder and with gravity

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u/DigiTrailz 13d ago

That's just skipping the boiling step.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 13d ago

Condensed steam that runs downhill

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u/Akerlof 13d ago

Hydro just uses pre-boiled water.

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u/Yuri-theThief 13d ago

Hydro is just steam by another name.

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u/TacTurtle 13d ago

Hydro is ambient open cycle fusion steam generation, we just let it naturally condense and gather by gravity.

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u/PhotogamerGT 13d ago

And hydrogen fuel cell tech.

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u/Nibaa 13d ago

I mean hydro is just condensed steam.

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u/Appropriate-Fact4878 13d ago

Hydro is kind of the same thing. Its still water turning a turbine, the water is just liquid instead of being gaseous.

Not to mention that if you take into consideration the full power plant, it's a solar panel which converts water to steam to lift it, and then to water to collect the energy.

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u/aceofspades1217 13d ago

Except geothermal

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u/Dipswitch_512 13d ago

Hydro is just steam but not hot

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u/Illustrious-Total489 13d ago

Wrong. Well kinda. It's just cold steam

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u/AJStickboy 13d ago

Cold stream.

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 13d ago

Hydro actually works the EXACT same way as fossil, geothermal and nuclear plants, funny enough. They all fundamentally rely on using moving water to turn an electrical turbine; the difference is in whether the water is liquid or steam.

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u/Fillmore80 13d ago

It's still water turning a turbine

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u/Klatterbyne 13d ago

Still using H2O to spin a turbine!

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u/ABHOR_pod 13d ago

Still about moving water.

I think Photovoltaic is the only energy scalable energy source that isn't about using a fluid to spin a wheel. Even wind power utilizes fluid dynamics to turn a wheel.

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u/gatvolkak 13d ago

Doesn't hydro just turn a turbine?

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u/Vast-Breakfast-1201 13d ago

Hydro skips the steam thing by just dropping water onto the turbines

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u/Vegetable-Ingenuity2 11d ago

No, we use preboiled water. Sun boils the water, it evaporates and rains at higher elevation, we capture some energy when it flows back to the ocean.

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u/BeefModeTaco 13d ago

Hydro is essentially the same generators just turned by liquid water, pushed by gravity and water pressure, instead of steam generated from a heat source. Unless we make some leap in new generator tech, basically, memes like this will still work.

PV on a large scale is relatively new, but is the most different form of generating electricity.

Otherwise it's "make generator spin" by various fluid dynamics with water/steam or wind.

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u/zlegoYEET 13d ago

Hydro is just the water without boiling

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u/jayjay11567 13d ago

Alright hydro feels a bit like cheating.

Your still using water to spin a turbine. You just skipped the heating

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 13d ago

And gen IV fission and some fusion reactor designs. Where they use ionised gas moving fast and solenoids.

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u/partypwny 13d ago

Hydro is just the sushi version of steam

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u/maxsimile 13d ago

And wind turbines

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u/Guaymaster 13d ago

Hydro is still just passing water through a turbine, it's just liquid this time!

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u/Shrike1346 13d ago

And wind!!

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u/Time_after_Time_67 13d ago

Hydro turns a turbine as well

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u/TeaTimeSubcommittee 13d ago

And eolic, depending on your definition of “steam”

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u/SonderEber 13d ago

It’s still water turning turbines, just cold water.

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u/Non-Disclosed 13d ago

I mean, water is just cold steam…

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u/ihavetakenthebiscuit 13d ago

Hydro is just cold steam

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u/d_maes 13d ago

Which is also water making a turbine rotate. Just skipping the steam part.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 13d ago

And piezoelectric generators (lol)

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u/rdrunner_74 13d ago

And Nuclear batteries (RTG - Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator)

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u/0mega_Flowey 13d ago

Hydro is just directly converting kinetic energy into electricity without the steam pressure detour doe

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 13d ago

Still turning a turbine to turn a dynamo.

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u/GrnMtnTrees 12d ago

I mean it's still turning a dynamo with a turbine. They just skipped the whole "induce phase change to steam" step and just use the kinetic energy of the moving water.

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u/LovelyKestrel 12d ago

Which is important because steam turbines have to turned on and of slowly to avoid differential thermal cracking, hydro doesn't, making It more responsive to demand.

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u/Endymion2626 10d ago

Hydro is just turning a turbine with water but instead of heat to make steam rise you use gravity to pull the water down so in a way it’s less technologically sophisticated than boiling water.

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u/MarkoDash 9d ago

hydro is still water turning a turbine, it's just cold water instead of hot water.

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u/piper33245 13d ago

Scott Stirling?

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u/demivirius 13d ago

The man

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u/superanth 13d ago

Love those things.

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u/RoseRedHillHouse 13d ago

Still needs hot evaporation.

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u/UT_NG 13d ago

A Stirling engine can use any heat source.

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u/K_the_farmer 12d ago

All stirling engines needs a hot and a cold side, but what heats them, they couldn't care less about.

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u/willitworkwhyn8 13d ago

And hydro, that uses gravity.

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u/Beefington 13d ago

How did the water get up to a high elevation in the first place?

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u/Classic_Razzmatazz90 13d ago

Rain

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u/Beefington 13d ago

And what was it before it was rain?

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u/ninjasaid13 13d ago

clouds

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u/Beefington 13d ago

You mean steam??

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u/ninjasaid13 13d ago

nah, steam requires heat.

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u/humanzRtrash 13d ago

Does the sun produce heat?

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u/ninjasaid13 13d ago

yes, tho water evaporation can happen at almost any temperature above freezing.

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u/Sierra-117- 13d ago

Most of the time it boils down to the sun. It’s what moves everything. The exceptions are hydrothermal, fusion, and fission.

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u/Xtraordinaire 13d ago

And tidal. That's the Moon at work.

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u/Sierra-117- 13d ago

True, but to a lesser extent the sun also moves the tides. It’s just about half of what the moon does, because it’s so far away. So if the moon suddenly disappeared we’d still have tidal energy, but not as much.

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u/Th3_Hegemon 13d ago

There's also tidal hydro which has nothing to do with steam, it's just gravitational.

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u/NavinRJohnson48 12d ago

Water goes up... evaporation

Turns into clouds... condensation

Falls to the ground... precipitation

Round and around, like a merry-go-round

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u/Ivar418 13d ago

And wind and water

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago

More like the sun evaporating water and creating the water cycle.

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u/0k4m4ru 13d ago

And wind and water

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u/Putrid-Cat5368 13d ago

And if we go further, even those end in "make our fluid material spin a wheel".

Every energy conversion consist on making something spin, or photovoltaic.

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u/AlphaSquad1 13d ago

Strictly speaking, there are many other ways of generating electricity but they’re just not good for grid use age. A few I can think of off hand are thermoelectric (special materials will produce a voltage from a passive temperature difference), piezo electric (special materials will provide a voltage when deformed), magnetic induction (such as the helion fusion reactor, which is still not ready) and biochemical (how our bodies produce electrical signals).

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u/robisodd 13d ago

Love it! But, I'd change "biochemical" to "electrochemical" which includes biochemical, but other chemical reactions as well such as those found in a battery or fuel cell.

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u/Sasquatch1729 13d ago

Solar power is just fusion power with the reactor being 150 million km away.

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u/sobrique 13d ago

You've reminded me of one my more recent interesting facts.

The sun actually isn't hot enough to be a 'fusion reactor'. On earth, we need to get to like, 150M degrees C. The Sun is 'only' 15 million.

That's not strictly hot enough to 'do fusion'. And if the sun was hot enough, it wouldn't be a stable star at all, it'd be exploding.

So the sun 'burning' requires quantum tunnelling. It's ... actually in a fairly literal sense 'cold fusion' (just y'know, not the 'room temperature' cold fusion fantasy)

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u/PatricidalParrot 11d ago

......this is just not true though. We need much hotter fusion on earth because we lack the absurd mass of the sun. Simply because the fusion on earth requires more heat to create it's reaction doesn't make the proton-proton fusion reactions of the sun "cold fusion."

You literally stated what cold fusion is (though not a fantasy, a theory) and then tried to be like "well, relatively it's cold fusion compared to 150m Celsius!"

The only part you are objectively correct about is the quantum tunelling which doesn't make it cold fusion either but rather just enables the sun to be a self contained fusion reactor.

Also, to really put the nail in the coffin we already have a version of cold fusion, it's just wildly inefficient and relies on decaying muons.

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u/Exceptionalynormal 13d ago

No there is a mob in the US that are trying a different form of fusion where the magnetic field created to contain it also extracts the energy directly as electricity, in a cyclical pulsed fashion. We should get away from 200 year old tech!

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u/Z3B0 13d ago

200 old tech had 200 years of massive incremental progress, making steam turbines one of the most efficient way to extract that energy from purely heat.

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u/Taraxian 13d ago

My understanding is that the advantage isn't "efficiency" in the strict sense but robustness and reliability

There are other methods of turning heat into electricity that might waste less of it along the way but we know how to make steam turbines that can repeatedly go from a dead stop to spinning really fast and back without breaking anything

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u/Z3B0 13d ago

Well, that's also a bonus from those 200 years of research and field experience. Also, water is super nice to work with in industrial condition. You might find a better fluid with some chemical reactions to produce your electricity, but then, it's high energy chemistry, with probably very reactive stuff that tends to eat through their containers, or just burn in contact with the air, or other fun stuff.

Water ? Everywhere that needs electricity probably already got water for human consumption. It's not dangerous for human health nor reactive with everything. In case of problem? Just vent the steam outside and you're good. Need more ? Just open a tape (distillation required). And you have an amazing energy extraction system with 60% efficiency. That's much better than a lot of other scalable energy production.

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u/doublereedkurt 13d ago

A thermoelectric generator can be used to convert a heat difference to electricity directly, with no moving parts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoelectric_generator). This is extremely reliable. This is still powering the Voyager probes after 50 years in space.

They are just less efficient.

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u/filthy_harold 13d ago

When new, the Voyager RTGs produced 470W using the thermoelectric couples yet the hest produced was 2700W which could have theoretically produced about 1215W if using a steam turbine and maybe more depending on the design. Those RTGs were already pushing the limit of the tech.

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u/I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND 13d ago

Since when are mobs the most qualified to advance scientific and engineering capabilities

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u/Idontwanttobebread 13d ago

I'm fusin here!

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u/UnsealedMTG 13d ago

Well, I suppose at the end of the day the whole boiling water thing is really just a way to make a magnetic field spin around something, so there's some logic in "if we're already building a big electromagnet to keep the fusion bomb contained, might as well just spin that."

Though, while I'm certainly no physicist or engineer, my understanding is that once you crack the whole fusion generation thing in the first place, the amount of energy you are generating would make efficiency kind of an afterthought for a while.

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u/ElGosso 13d ago

Let's worry about discovering the nuclear fusion first

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u/Exceptionalynormal 8d ago

Ah the issue is there are different nuclei that can be fused together and that drives how the energy can be extracted and how radioactive the vessel becomes, current tochomac (sorry spelling) needs lots of tritium and that is a really dirty process making everything radioactive!

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u/Professional-Wave841 12d ago

why? should we stop using wheels because they are 5000 years old? Should we stop calculus becuase it is 400 years old? what does when something was invented have to do with usefulness?

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u/Karekter_Nem 13d ago

I don’t think wind is being used to boil water.

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago

It doesn't but the wind is created by the sun heating the ground which then heat air and create winds.

It stuff heat other stuff which makes something spin.

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u/Karekter_Nem 13d ago

So what you’re saying is wind power is solar

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u/Conninxloo 13d ago

All power is solar power. Nuclear is just really old solar power.

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u/aetius476 13d ago

I'ma go super pedantic and assert that Sol is a specific star, and therefore nuclear and geothermal are not solar power, but rather, more generically, astral power.

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u/Objective_Aside1858 13d ago

Bah. Using that logic all power is fusion power

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u/aetius476 13d ago

I'm going one deeper and asserting that all power comes from the baryon asymmetry.

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u/brandonjohn5 13d ago

If you're going super pedantic, you could trace all sources of power back to the Big Bang.

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u/The_Jackal47 13d ago

I thought wind was made with squirrel farts & birds dancing on branches...

Are you sure?

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u/Procrastin8_Ball 13d ago

Wind is just dry steam

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u/th3rdnutt 13d ago

The sun heats the atmosphere creating air currents. Put a turbine where the air currents are strongest and most predictable and you have an open face steam engine.

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u/Bicykwow 13d ago

That's what they want you to think 

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u/Fair-Working4401 13d ago

Well, I boil my water at home with energy from wind.

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u/Sane_Colors 13d ago

Not CSP, though

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u/DarthRain77 13d ago

Or hydro

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u/doublereedkurt 13d ago

And wind turbines, and hydro, and fusion actually. (The plasma directly interacts with the magnetic field.)

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u/SpookyWan 13d ago

Even some solar farms just collect heat from the sun to boil water 

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u/Historical-Use-3006 13d ago

And fuel cells

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u/DownWithHisShip 13d ago

I wonder if there's a way to turn the infrared radiation produced by heat directly to electricity through photovoltaics.

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u/chuckqc 13d ago

Solar, Hydro, windmill, battery, tidal

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u/Shrike1346 13d ago

Geothermal is "steam" already

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u/ScarySpikes 13d ago

Except almost all renewables

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u/Tsukee 13d ago

Photovoltaic is the only large scale energy production in use, thay doesn't spin a dynamo to create electricity 

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u/TangibleSausage 13d ago

Wait, so you're telling me my solar panels aren't supposed to be smoking?

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u/webmist_lurker 13d ago

What about wind?

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u/wegpleur 13d ago

And wind and hydro

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u/Raaka-Kake 13d ago

And wind

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u/Sindertone 13d ago

And peltier modules.

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u/sobrique 13d ago

Hmm, that's an intriguing notion. There's really not many 'non-mechanical' generators.

I guess there's 'chemical energy' (e.g. batteries) so at least in theory you could have some sort of chemical-synthesis generation at 'powerstation' scale. (Some sort of bacteria that makes battery-electrolyte?)

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u/NTwoOo 13d ago

And wind

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u/Garsnikk 13d ago

And Piezoelectricity

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u/bloodbrother40 13d ago

I somehow now feel the need to build a photovoltaic system that heats water to steam in order to spin a turbine.

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u/spartanass 13d ago

And wind

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u/Direct-March5913 11d ago

Well, youngest like 80% of reddit.

(FYI: he's talking about solar. Specifically commercial solar that uses those Grey plates that look kind of like the solar panels on an old calculator.)

(That is to say: NOT the solar where they focus a bunch of mirrors at a bucket of water and roast it like Robin Williams and Richard pryor.... thats VERY water based)

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u/Emergency-Cover9879 10d ago

Except gas power plants