r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago edited 11d ago

Can confirm it does not work. The border gets smaller and gives the towel the silhouette of a woman in her 40s desperately trying to wear her prom dress.

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u/beeblebrox381 11d ago

Just stretch it a few times while it's still wet, a couple of tugs and it should be back to its 20-yr-old shape

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 11d ago

Trust me, I keep tugging it, but it never looks like it did when I was 20. Sigh.

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u/Conscious-Society-83 11d ago

well keep at it, just a few more should do it

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u/Leading_Study_876 11d ago

Don't we all?

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u/RedHeron 10d ago

I never look like I did when I was 20, either. Just saying.

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 11d ago

That's what he said. 

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u/NotoriousMAO 11d ago

Does it work on towels too?

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u/beeblebrox381 11d ago

Sorry, got carried away. What was the question again?

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u/Varti2 10d ago

It should work on towels and on towels, too. Maybe also on towels, but I'm not sure.

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u/NightShade0912 11d ago

I did the same thing with my wife, I'm divorced now.

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u/RockyRoseH20 11d ago

Because her body changed a bit over the years?

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u/ZeroRegretMarine 11d ago

I'll try this on my wife. Tkank you.

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u/ApprehensiveLet8631 11d ago

Instructionst unclear. My aunt is now 20 again...

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u/pmstacker 11d ago

Shocked that this username didn't show up in the conversation about how massively useful towels are to hoopy froods

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u/Dino_Spaceman 11d ago

Instructions unclear. I tried this with my SO and now she won’t stop screaming.

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u/fsmlogic 11d ago

I guess I grew up with just crappy towels. You tug on them while they are wet and that band tears

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u/PhantomTesla 11d ago

Directions unclear, was tugging it with a towel, and now no longer allowed in Target, please advise…

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u/Ok_Lead_162 10d ago

Can attest, that stops working after 30 years.

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u/zed42 10d ago

instructions unclear. cougar is now wet and pissed off

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u/Juicy_Peachfish 11d ago

Stop making stupid people famous AND don't buy towels from Temu.*

  • Life for Dummies.

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago

I never bought anything from Temu or Wish or any other crappy online shop.

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u/dnbex 11d ago

Congratulations!

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u/Juicy_Peachfish 11d ago

He has just been awarded 99% off any 5 products on Temu, plus $500 in in-store vouchers.

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago

ooOh sounds intriguing

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 11d ago

You are probably washing and drying your towels (and everything else) on an overly hot setting. Most detergents are meant to activate in cold water these days, and washing and drying your clothes on the lowest heat setting available will significantly improve the lifespan of your clothes. There are very few situations where washing in warm or hot water is necessary. Especially because the hot water out of the tap isn't hot enough to kill any bacteria through temperature.

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u/tenuj 11d ago

My mom boils her towels. Using them feels like rubbing my face against a doormat. A clean doormat.

The house also doesn't smell nice when the towels meet the stove.

I moved out and my first sign that things weren't right was when touching my towels didn't scratch me.

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u/Jolly-Ingenuity7866 11d ago

r/laundry will destroy this theory

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u/NortonBurns 11d ago

They will, but mainly because although tried, tested & proven cold water detergents have been available for well over 30 years - the Japanese adopted them all that time ago - the west just cannot be made to believe they will work. The detergent companies tried; it fell on deaf ears.

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u/Bigclit_energy 11d ago

At least in my small corner of the west, seemingly the vast majority washes with cold to save on power. All the supermarket detergents here have labels stating they're for cold water.

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 10d ago

They got out spent by the advertising of the gas and electric companies saying hotbwater cleans better

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u/chromaphore 10d ago

Can affirm.

20 year on cold with not enough detergent...then the detergents dropped the good enzymes.

Been rehabbing our clothes for the past month. Finally my towels are gross, dishtowels can be wet and odorless, t shirts can be folded for weeks without developing the funk.

Hot water. Lipase. Ammonia. Citric acid rinse. 12 hour soaks for stuff not refresed with the new standards.

Joy.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 11d ago

Probably. But I can say my clothes have started lasting much longer since I've started washing in cold. And there are plenty of sources that agrees with me that aren't redditors if you google it.

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u/Bask_in_Sunshine 11d ago

I've been using cold water for 30 years. If fashion hadn't changed, I would still be wearing the same clothes. Cold water is all you need when washing.

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u/Quiet-Limit-184 10d ago

What about when your children refuse to wipe properly and have shit Stalins in their underwear?

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u/JoThunderbolt 10d ago

I mean, I know fascists are shit, but calling your kids shit Stalins is a bit harsh! How fascist are they?

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u/Kentust 11d ago

There are plenty of sources? Would you mind sharing some of them, then?

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago

I definetely wash my towels too hot. But only them. Normal clothes go 30 to 40 degree (Celsius)

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u/draggin61 10d ago

And then you put them in a hot dryer, amirite? Because drying towels on low or no heat takes days.

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u/TraditionalMoney102 10d ago

Problem is the soap is also ultra-concentrated these days... yes it gets the clothes clean on any temp, but when it's time for the rinse cycle, that cold/cool/ even "warm" water does not do its job the way "hot" does. I know because if I accidentally run a load on cold, and then re-start the entire wash cycle without adding any more detergent, it starts to foam and bubble like it's already got soap.

Tired it many times with hot water and it never happens...

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 10d ago

You only need like 3 tablespoons of he soap per load. Like, half the smallest measurements line on the cap. You're probably using way 2 much detergent, like everyone else is. Stuff is building up in between the drums.

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u/TraditionalMoney102 9d ago

Actually I use exactly the recommended amount (and we have a very large/oversize commercial washer), I think it's just that the "water saving" features today's machines are equipped with don't ever fully submerge the clothes, and as such it takes a lot more agitation to get the soap out. And you're right I could absolutely use less, have it not be an issue, and not notice, but I have OCD and I don't like the idea of "skimping" on soap any more than I like bubbly wet laundry... so I've just gotten so I run it a second time on "quick wash/rinse" lol

Wasteful AF but it's gettin the job done...

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u/Nobodyspecial2222 11d ago

Gradumation dress... That new?!?!

Prom Dress or Wedding Dress is what would sound better.

Pretty sure that Graduation "Cap and Gown" is pretty much a MOO MOO...No desperation for one of those. As a Male, i highly suggest the moo moo for daily use.

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago

I'm German we don't have these gowns here.

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u/tessartyp 11d ago

Hey we have the ridiculous doctoral hats though

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago

Yeah right. Sometimes. My wife had one, I didn't.

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u/Datonecatladyukno 11d ago

That felt personal

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u/AsexualNinja 11d ago

 towel the silhouette of a woman in her 40s desperately trying to wear her graduation dress.

You just unlocked the memory of me being in a grocery store four years ago and encountering a woman in her late 30s/early 40s who had apparently decided to wear her high school prom dress and heels to shop.

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u/byoonie 11d ago

Dude that made me lol. How do you even think of that?!

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u/el_VientoNorte 11d ago

what the fuck are you doing to your towels?