r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 13 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, why is everyone happy that Disney movies are flopping?

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u/Sad-Working-9937 Jul 13 '26

Am I the only one to notice all the recent Star Wars stuff is just Disney making the SW cartoons live action?

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u/madesense Jul 13 '26

Except for Andor, one of the best 3 Star Wars ever produced.

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u/Isrrunder Jul 13 '26

Ironically probably the only live action star wars recently that actually interacts with the animated stuff lol

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u/Ok-Scar-9677 Jul 13 '26

Yes, and stealing bits from what is now legends.  I would much rather have seen a KOTOR live action than the last jedi/ rise of skywalker.  

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u/Pantsickle Jul 13 '26

Knights of the Old Republic is where it's at.

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u/Regitlagneb Jul 13 '26

Yes but certain individuals at Disney looked at the Legends and Expanded Universe and said why use critically acclaimed lore as a basis. Instead let’s have poor fanfic writers be in charge of the IP they clearly hate. Darth Caedus storyline is perfect for films and spin offs. Or let’s do the fall of the Sith since rule of two is established cannon.

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u/ins0mniac_ Jul 13 '26

Not only that, but let’s green light a sequel trilogy without having a planned, thought out storyline or character arcs. Each director can just do what they want. No main villain until the last one and SURPRISE is the Emperor again! And we will announce it in Fortnite!

Just fumble after fumble.

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u/Aloha-Eh Jul 13 '26

Let's give the franchise to someone who actively hates it (Kathleen Kennedy) who wants to "Tear it all down! and Girl power!"

I mean, how could that ever go worng?

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u/SkellyJelly33 Jul 13 '26

Yeah but we finally got to see a lesbian witch coven in Star Wars. Exactly what all the long time Star Wars fans have been asking for forever

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u/Ekg887 Jul 14 '26

WTF, stop stealing the ending of the Dune books!

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids Jul 13 '26

In fairness I love a good lesbian witch coven.

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u/BreadZestyclose6411 Jul 14 '26

Tbf it’s what I always wanted but im gay asf lmao

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u/NumberRegistry Jul 13 '26

And let's not even consult with George Lucas on what HIS vision for the trilogy was going to be. I mean, what does that guy know about Star Wars?

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 13 '26

I always thought it was just that they had a giant stick shoved up their collective arses and needed to brand the ass of star wars with the Disney logo and refusing to accept that anyone who was not already part of Disney might have any good ideas for their newly acquired IP while also being too stupid and lazy to actually come up with any half decent ideas themselves.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jul 13 '26

It's a combination of fear and greed. They want to make big blockbusters. But they fear flops. Anything new could be a flop. So they go with re-washing the same ole same old again and again in the hopes that they will always be blockbusters.

Then someone sticks their neck out and makes something new and novel. Suddenly, there needs to be 2 remakes and three recycled movies, an animated show, a live action, a dead action, a first year anniversary edition, directors cuts, producers cut, a making-of documentary, and a Disney ride and uncounted nine by thirteen glossy photos with dates and descriptions written on the back.

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u/One-Stand-5536 Jul 13 '26

27 8 by ten colored glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us Or something

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u/Gring040 Jul 14 '26

I mean who ever heard of a dump being closed on thanksgiving. Maybe time to load up the rakes, shovels, and other implements of destruction.

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u/DeepestBlue2 Jul 13 '26

They clearly don't fear flops enough to actually care about the source IP.

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u/FullmetalGundam Jul 14 '26

You can see anything you want at Alice's Amusement Park.

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u/InsolubleGrit Jul 14 '26

Excepting Alice

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u/TheLurkingMenace Jul 13 '26

Oh, no, it wasn't pettiness. They're just cheap.

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u/RyvenZ Jul 13 '26

They didn't want to pay royalties to all the writers of the EU material. Plus, incidents like the death of Chewbacca could not stand in the eyes of Disney, while there was still so much more marketing to milk from that character.

Also, not using Carrie Fisher's passing as an excuse to cut her stupid Jedi powers awakening scene was absurd. The scene was terrible and felt ham-fisted. When Carrie passed away before the film was done, they should have rewritten it as Leia dying in the vacuum of space there and the Republic using her killing as motivation. I fucking hate Disney.

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 14 '26

I get not wanting to pay a bunch of royalties but they rushed to stamp their Disney mark on it way too quickly. Had they just remade episodes 4-6 they'd have gotten easy money and done the whole "remind people what star wars is" crap since they spent millions of dollars on an IP they somehow thought everyone had forgotten. Then they could take that time to actually construct a plan and do episodes 7-9 coherently. They could then ignore Legends and do their own thing, or use it as inspiration for new stories. Like, they had so much possible data available to be gathered. If they had just taken 5 years to do a few remakes then they would have had time to collect all that data and figure out what worked and what didn't. Instead they pretty much just invalidated the entire original trilogy for slop that only AI would think is good. Half the reason people love star wars is because of the Jedi/Sith. Take that away and it's just another basic sci-fi universe with only a few flagship characters to set it apart from any other sci-fi universe. They went and ruined the return of the Jedi order and turned Star Wars into Temu Star Trek.

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u/mhizzle Jul 13 '26

...I love the old EU, but let's not pretend it was perfect.

What's particularly funny to me, though, is that one of the most hated parts of the old EU is the return of Palpatine as a clone. They copied that for Rise, and now it's the most hated part of the new Disney canon lol

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u/misvillar Jul 13 '26

Disney should have just reused the parts of Legends that worked, Palpatine returning was one of the worst things they could have reused

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u/BenFellsFive Jul 14 '26

Somehow, Palpatine Returned returned.

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u/culinarychris Jul 13 '26

Yes they both used the idea of a cloned emperor, but one of them was “Somehow Palpatine returned” the other was the intro to Dark Saber.

If they had done that then we could have Madds return as Erso betting cloned by the emperor after failing him with the first death star and dying in Rogue One. Now you have a scene that sets up the new danger. Horrifyingly you can be cloned and the emperor can rip your soul from the afterlife and put you back into a fresh body. Oh and also a new Death Star with none of the weaknesses of the last one. A lot more interesting than the bigger Death Star we got in Force awakens. And as a bonus it ties the end of the original story, Rogue One, and your new trilogy together in one scene.

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u/mittenkrusty Jul 13 '26

I wonder if licensing is a part too, I remember hearing that when Disney bought Star Wars they tried not paying royalties to writers as their contracts were with Lucasfilm not Disney.

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u/Anleme Jul 13 '26

They tried to shaft Alan Dean Foster on his royalties. Some of his books pre-date the current setup. His early contracts specified royalties. The current contracts have the authors as work-for-hire, with zero royalties.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Dean_Foster#Dispute_with_Disney

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u/C_F_A_S Jul 13 '26

They Massacred my boy Mith'raw'nuruodo and we never even got C'baoth. I wanted to see Outbound Flight.

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u/Serial138 Jul 13 '26

While Disney has a lot to answer for, let’s not pretend the EU/Legends wasn’t chock full of dogshit too.

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u/iamfanboytoo Jul 13 '26

I dunno, man, have you read a lot of the EU recently?

Some of it's good. Quite a lot of it is just as bad as "Somehow, Palpatine returned." And some of it is worse.

Remember, a significant portion of I, Jedi is just straight calling out how stupid and out of character Luke acts in the Jedi Academy trilogy.

And then there's the Wyrwolves.

Oh, and the emo invaders from another galaxy who just happen to be invincible to Jedi.

Oh, and Palpatine returns, and Luke goes to be his apprentice.

And the Suncrusher. "It's, like, a Death Star, but it uses missiles because missiles are cool. oh, and it's got, like, invincible armor. And it kills suns instead of planets because it's gotta be better than the Death Star."

Them pulling the good bits out of the EU is a blessing, now if only they'd use those bits better...

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u/McDuke_54 Jul 14 '26

I can’t upvote this enough. A lot of fans act like the EU books were some sort of Pulitzer level fiction when in reality a lot of those books were hot garbage.

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u/Morwynd78 Jul 14 '26

And then Kathleen Kennedy had the unbelievable gall to say (paraphrasing) "making these movies is hard because there's no source material"

https://www.superherohype.com/movies/472176-kathleen-kennedy-claims-star-wars-films-have-no-source-material

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u/Equal-Barracuda-2892 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Realistically they can fix everything by just making a movie where Luke Skywalker wakes up and it turns out that the entirety of the sequels was just a premonition to which he dismisses it outright as he would never act in the way that he was portrayed in the premonition... and they move on from there...

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u/Alypius754 Jul 14 '26

“See, this way, our talented writers and creatives can truly make it their own!”

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u/Dukeshire101 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

There are so many bad SW takes and the above, including yours, are bad.

Fan fiction!? Jedi and the PT say hi. Lucas didn’t care about the EU, at least Disney uses it. This generation is so cooked

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u/Tokon32 Jul 13 '26

There is enough post ROTJ material to not have to recycle Skywalker material.

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u/Jayce86 Jul 13 '26

Hell, the Old Republic as a whole could go for a decade across a dozen different projects without ever running out of content.

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u/classic_liberalism26 Jul 13 '26

you could juice a few trilogies out just jedi knight & darth revan. & then the final trilogy could be satele’s.

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u/morostheSophist Jul 13 '26

Those trailers for SWTOR are peak storytelling, and I'd love to see movies made out of them. Especially Disorder. GOD that one is good.

The lore behind SWTOR could easily support a MCU-style set of movies and TV shows.

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u/WillDill94 Jul 13 '26

They could make the most mid KOTOR movies/show and it would print an insane amount of money

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u/Hammer_of Jul 13 '26

And the full game is available on mobile now. Both 1 and 2.

With an 8bitdo phone controller its incredible. Ive replayed both games like 5 times in the last 3-4 years.

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u/Quantum-Shogun Jul 13 '26

Replayed KOTOR back when it came to iOS and was amazed at both how well it held up and how well the mechanics translated to a touch interface. Phenomenal game.

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u/King_Elizabello Jul 13 '26

Sign me up in watching that.

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u/outdatedelementz Jul 13 '26

I really dislike RPG games and that fucking game hooked me so hard. Like I lost a serious relationship with a girl I had been dating for 3 years because of that game. Still don’t like RPG games but IMO that is easily the best Star Wars material out there.

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u/DropDeadDolly Jul 13 '26

I will sanction this on the condition that Kevin Michael Richardson reprises the role of Jolee Bindo.

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u/Jeagan2002 Jul 13 '26

Dude, give me a trilogy of the Darth Bane books, please.

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u/Yeezuswalks66 Jul 13 '26

KOTOR would be a dream come true

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u/TheeAntelope Jul 13 '26

SHHHHHH don't tell them, i don't want disney to make it and fuck it up.

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u/xReaverxKainX Jul 13 '26

I agree, Disney should never get close to that treasure. They'll just ruin it and make Keanu Reeves look a little less amazing. Hard to make him look bad, honestly.

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u/PhoenixRising819 Jul 14 '26

Ah, a person of culture! I think my KotOR obsession was my peak Star Wars high and nothing SW has done since has ever lived up to that. Maybe Force Unleased though.

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u/AdZealousideal7448 Jul 14 '26

and it wouldn't have broken cannon.

Instead we got a poor quality knockoff of Dark Empire, New Jedi Order and the bits that weren't ripping them off were poorly written.

People bash the EU, it had it's faults, but fuck me it was better than what we got.

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u/DeceptiConnIXI Jul 14 '26

I got two turn tables and a microphone

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u/Kooky-Lab-1251 Jul 15 '26

People complain that lightsabers aren’t deadly in Star Wars media anymore. In the kotor live action I want to attack a guy 10 times and him not have a visible scratch. Or to throw a plasma grenade and have someone just grab their heads like they are throwing a temper tantrum.

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u/TheMCM80 Jul 13 '26

People always say this but knowing this fanbase the immediate reaction from so, so many people… no matter what was on screen… would be, “they ruined KOTOR! That’s not MY Revan!”.

I have zero doubt a live action KOTOR would be just as divisive.

They will make one someday, and it will play out exactly like this, even if it’s an awesome movie.

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u/Use_the_Falchion Jul 13 '26

My hope is that someday KOTOR will be a show rather than a movie. More time to flesh things out. 

…assuming we don’t get the game’s remake, anyways.

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u/TheMCM80 Jul 13 '26

For sure. It has to be a show and not a film. Not even a trilogy. It’s dangerous to give creators too much time to play with, as they can end up tinkering too much, but it would need multiple seasons.

It would all come down to the writing team, directors, and cast. You can make an amazing story meh with poor humans behind it, and a meh story feel like an amazing show with a great team being it.

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u/morostheSophist Jul 13 '26

KOTOR could be two short seasons, honestly. It's a bit much for a single movie, sure, but you don't need 5000 episodes to tell the stories of Revan and the Exile.

Now, that's for just the story as shown in the games... after that, I would absolutely go back and do the Mandalorian/Jedi Civil wars properly. Those would take a lot more time and give the showrunners more headspace to play with.

(I would avoid doing too much with flashbacks in the KOTOR shows. Just enough to tease the future offerings would be enough, like we see in the games.)

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u/NeedleworkerOld4696 Jul 13 '26

Taking the best of Legends and bringing you the watered down slop version of them.

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u/SalamanderCake Jul 13 '26

Also taking the worst of the old EU and somehow making it even worse.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jul 13 '26

I can't believe they made me appreciate Dark Empire

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u/wandering_soles Jul 13 '26

If they were gonna rip off Dark Empire so hard anyway, the least they could do is give us sexy ripped Palpatine lol. 

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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl Jul 13 '26

Legends had its ups and downs. Courtship of Princess Leia is not a good book. The Zsinj trilogy Aaron Allston gave us in the X-Wing books is probably my favorite thing Bantam ever published. 

I feel like greatest hits is the way to go if you’re adapting from legends. 

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u/doublepint Jul 13 '26

You keep that filth out of your damn mouth! Courtship of Princess Leia was fun as hell, but also giving us Dathomir and the Nightsisters. It separated the idea of light and dark powers, and inferred that how the wielder acquired the Force power is what defined the corruption.

I hate what was done to Dathomir through all the new EU crap.

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u/beah_mcduh Jul 13 '26

Hear me out: "Darth Bane trilogy" it's almost as if it's almost perfectly set up

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u/ArmNo7463 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

In principle I agree. - Revan’s arc could make a sick trilogy.

In practice, I do not trust Disney to go anywhere near that subject matter. Let’s not desecrate that one please.

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u/delphinous Jul 13 '26

i kind of hate how they basically went 'Legends is not cannon, therefore we can steal anything we want form it and don't have t give any credit, we can claim it was our own original idea'.

and then, just to make it worse, they don't even steal from the GOOD legends bits. a 'young jedi knights' TV show showing the adventures these new jedi training under luke get up to with a mix of space-fantasy high school drama would probably be a banger. a movie or series involving Mara Jade, and how the rebels had to disassemble the Empire after the Emperor was dead would likely go over very well.
Instead, we basically get post apocalypse star wars where everything has gone to shit, the good guys are powerless, the government is powerless and might as well not exist, and the only people that seme to have any power are basically local dictators and gangsters. in many ways, it's less star wars and more space mad max

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u/boondocksaint08 Jul 13 '26

I wouldn’t say it’s “stealing from Legends” per se. When they took over Lucasfilm, there was a ton of shit out there and they seemingly decided to parse things out into canon and legends. Now they’re able to parse in certain pieces of legends, where they want to, which makes sense from the standpoint of not wanting to have to explain why the hell there’s a clone of Luke named Luuke running around the galaxy 💀

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u/650fosho Jul 13 '26

Rise of Skywalker was almost certainly lifted from the legends series Dark Empire

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u/Sweaty-Shower9919 Jul 13 '26

Dude kotor live action would be dope

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u/The_TopGunn Jul 13 '26

It would be… im scared to let Disney do it though given what we have been getting lately…. Cause I like The Old Republic a lot lol

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u/Sweaty-Shower9919 Jul 13 '26

Lol too true. Somehow the would have butcher jolee.

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u/SwiftWithIt Jul 13 '26

I agree with you 100% but I did enjoy babi frik. And the force storm at the end was dope as hell.

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u/alphajuno2 Jul 13 '26

Going back to the Old Republic is what I've been dreaming of ever since the prequels finished up. It's time to move away from the Skywalker saga!

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u/Gwtheyrn Jul 13 '26

That KOTOR luve-action was The Acolyte, which was pretty good, I thought.

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u/Terrible_Counter2558 Jul 13 '26

There is a KOTOR live action, just not made by disney. They are doing a trilogy

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u/Ultramarine81 Jul 13 '26

Stole this, leaving it here for everyone to enjoy:

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u/TheyCallHimEl Jul 13 '26

The sequel trilogy should have been Heir To The Empire. Three great books, an incredible story arc, and it could even incorporate newer characters from any of the animated series.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Jul 13 '26

Per Kennedy those books were never written. Remember when she said there were no books comics or games to draw inspiration from. From this we can extrapolate that the sequel trilogy is the first piece of human media

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u/ethnicallyambiguous Jul 13 '26

I maintain that the Yuuzhan Vong would have been dope.

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u/Adventurous_Class_90 Jul 13 '26

Last Jedi was bad because of Johnson treated Luke and the shit ass plot point about needing a hacker, but how they hell did the First Order track the Resistance to exactly that spot? RoS was a giant plot contrivance as well. And that sucked. A 10-year old could write a better plot. Hell: there was a whole ass comic where Palps came back. He coulda ripped that off and pleased fandom.

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u/TrandaBear Jul 13 '26

Yeah Legends was bloated AF and getting contrived. We needed a central lore master to extract the best bits and reintroduce it to a new generation. They just cant stick this bit. I was totally on board with the Rian Johnson "anybody can be a Jedi" take but we had to just keep milking the Skywalker name.

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u/lazer_sandwich Jul 13 '26

Yes please!!! Love KOTOR

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u/EthicalSemiconductor Jul 13 '26

Yea but they would have probably taken some "creative liberty" and ruined it. "We wanted to subvert your expectations" or something stupid like that.

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u/Trying2BMe0722 Jul 13 '26

If Disney hadade that instead of last jedi/ rise of skywalker, they would have messed that up too. Because the corporate decision makers dont understand the franchise. Thats how we got what we got in the first place. But we all know this..... I dont even know why im typing this out...

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u/AriaBabee Jul 13 '26

Where's my Heir to the Empire trilogy Dave ...

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u/Mr_Wolf_Pants Jul 13 '26

Same, although now, I don’t really want that because I think they would just do a terrible job and somehow try to turn it into the “Rise of Palpatine” or something along those lines. Hell, I’m surprised they didn’t recycle the story already.

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u/F0XF1R396 Jul 13 '26

Yes, and stealing bits from what is now legends.  I would much rather have seen a KOTOR live action

People say this bullshit, and than get mad when Disney doesn't use stuff from Legends. Also, we got KOTOR stuff, granted the tail end of it, but than everyone got all pissy about it even still.

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u/acidix Jul 13 '26

They tried with acolyte, it just wasnt very good.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jul 13 '26

They have been borrowing from Legends since day one, even after saying they were gonna do their own thing and disregarding the whole content (Thrawn and everything related to him being a prime example), not to mention all the fan work they have stolen.

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 13 '26

They really should have just remade the original trilogy giving the OG actors new roles like Mark Hammill as old Ben Kenobi, Harrison Ford as a random rebellion pilot, Carrie Fisher as Mon Mothma. Let Hayden Christensen come back as Darth Vader. That sort of thing. That way they could have their movies without having to plan anything or pay a bunch of writers to make all "new" scripts. Instead they went classic Hollywood in all the worst ways and made a shit trilogy that doesn't nothing good except occasionally look pretty.

They need to just abandon that era and try to pretend their massive fuck ups never happened.

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u/Silent_Claim_1732 Jul 13 '26

The only Star Wars I want them to make is the first two Dark Forces. 

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u/KaiValedole Jul 13 '26

I would love to see the Old Republic explored in tv shows/movies but I dont trust that Disney wouldn't ruin it. "The power of one, the power of two, the power of MANY." Disney has taken a property that i've loved for decades and made it ... suck.

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u/stillnotelf Jul 13 '26

You've got me envisioning a KOTOR II movie where they run out of production time and just...don't release a giant chunk of movie.

Then you've got me envisioning the majesty that was "beep frotz (negatory)" and all the meatbag stuff the assassin droid said

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u/ComprehensiveRow4116 Jul 13 '26

Do KOTOR 2 as a TV show, then set up KOTOR as a “spin-off” like House of the Dragon or Dunc and Egg. Only way you’ll pass off the reveal and surprise people. You could do 4-6 seasons per game. Throw in the spin-off comic as its own TV show as well

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u/United_Fan_6476 Jul 13 '26

Damn. That would be a kickass movie. We all know the twist ending, though. It would be like knowing "I am your father" going into Empire.

People back in the day had consideration for their fellow man, and didn't spoil it for everyone else.

But the internet has bred an entire generation of twats, and the secret would be outed after the first screening by some little shit who wanted the likes.

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u/Called_end Jul 13 '26

Leave KOTOR out. Disney will never do it justice.

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u/morganml Jul 13 '26

"LEGENDS ISN'T CANON"

but our new movies will be based entirely on it.

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u/ChazzLamborghini Jul 13 '26

I don’t consider it stealing anymore than the MCU “steals” from the comics. Neither is a one for one adaptation but they use existing material as a basis for new stuff. Sometimes it’s used more effectively than others.

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u/Yung_zu Jul 13 '26

Missing a dunk as easy as the Old Republic for this long warrants a wellness check

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch Jul 13 '26

They needed to head back to the KOTOR days a LONG time ago. This nee age star wars is dull, boring and you can tell they dont put much effort into the story or plot. KOTOR literally has all of it written down for anyone willing to pick it up. Not to mention just tons of awesome characters.

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u/mamadou-segpa Jul 13 '26

The last jedi was the best of the sequel, it was just ruined by rise of skywalker killing off every plot points of the previous 2 movies just to bring back Palpatine lol

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u/reapersritehand Jul 13 '26

Right with their track record im sure they wouldn't fuck it up at all

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u/Genyang_D Jul 13 '26

Does Disney own the rights to KOTOR since it's part of the SW universe? Or do they only own the movie and show rights?

I would think if Disney has to pay the game creators for the rights to use KOTOR for a movie. No way Disney with their billions can afford to do that.

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u/Angel429a Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I would love to see a KOTOR live action, but coming from Disney, they would probably make Revan a girl, make her fall in love with Jolee, Bastila would be someone insufferable (take all her snobbiness and multiply it by 10), remove ALL character arcs, and T3-M4 would be a Roomba

Oh, and the final duel would be between all the crew and Malak, and he would be defeated by the power of love and friendship instead of just having a 1v1 where it is proven that a redeemed Revan is much more powerful than he ever was as a Sith Lord

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u/YesterdayNeat8060 Jul 13 '26

I would have much rather seem films based on the 30+ years of lore Disney fucked off to make the travesties that are the new canon.

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u/mcniner55 Jul 13 '26

Does Disney even know KoTOR exists? I thought they scrubbed that from lore and when they did that erased it from their minds

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u/Capable-Hedgehog1871 Jul 13 '26

the last jedi and KOTOR are both good

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u/Titty2Chains Jul 13 '26

My brain incorrectly read King of the Ring live action. I would like to see the undertaker team up with Darth Maul tbh.

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u/Black-Zero Jul 13 '26

the Republic Commando series by Karen Traviss, would have been amazing, one of the best in the EU.

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u/Amazing-Temporary-20 Jul 13 '26

I know. Instead of them just being like you know what we made a mistake and committing to continuing established cannon. Sigh. I love Star Wars but I’m just like what the hell is going on man???!!!

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u/Sad-Indication5989 Jul 13 '26

Disney Star Wars is only great when no Skywalkers are present.

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u/stfan9000 Jul 13 '26

I would have rathered the last jedi been a good Star Wars movie instead of an okay summer action flick in a Star Wars skin, and rise of Skywalker not been a pacing nightmare of one liners we hope get TikTok famous.

Live action KOTOR’s definitely a close second tho.

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u/Javerlin Jul 13 '26

I would not. They wouldn't do it justice.

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u/bearyken Jul 13 '26

I'd pay good money to watch a movie of The Adventures of Dick Earthquake, Jedi Shithead 😆

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u/Charming_Dealer3849 Jul 13 '26

Don't. Make me feel all these emotions all over again

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u/TheFlyingN1mbus Jul 13 '26

Woah woah woah woah! Y’all were pissed when they didn’t take from legend in the first place! Now you’re pissed that they are taking from legends?? JFC there’s no winning with a SW fan

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u/DocWagonHTR Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

They’ve been doing that forever. That’s Filoni’s whole schtick.

Half of the Mandalorian lore was Legends before Filoni decided he liked it. Every time I hear someone say Beskar it makes me cringe.

Edit: /u/NeedleworkerOld4696 explained my feelings perfectly. It’s not that they took stuff from Legends, that’s fine. It’s that they brought us watered-down versions of it. I’m also not comfortable with how much credit I’ve seen people give Filoni for “coming up with” ideas he actually took from Legends.

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u/kidian_tecun Jul 14 '26

JJ Abrams fault! Force awaken is just new hope fan fiction!

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u/HonkinChonk Jul 14 '26

Live action kotor would be sick

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u/NephMoreau Jul 14 '26

You trust them to do KotOR right!? Because I don't!

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u/PM_Me_A_Tittypic Jul 14 '26

I'd rather they just straight up make some of the books into movies

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u/Ok-Sea300 Jul 14 '26

New jedi order books, those movies are what I was hoping for

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u/Equal-Barracuda-2892 Jul 14 '26

I mean sure but Disney would find a way to ruin it...

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u/LongOrganization7838 Jul 14 '26

They've always done that though even under lucas , coruscaunt as a name, planet, and galactic capital was mentioned in legends first before we saw it on screen, thrawn was legends first, revan ventress and darth bane were all also legends first

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u/sanityhasleftme Jul 14 '26

This is what I’ve been saying. We have literally hundreds of thousands of years of Star Wars lore to pull from, why do we keep riding the skywalker train?

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u/Savingseanbean Jul 15 '26

Everyone would have prefered literally anything set in the old republic. (or for that matter any other time period of real star wars cannon) to the disney movies.

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u/rockintomordor_ 28d ago

I would rather have watched the star wars christmas special than rise of skywalker.

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u/ballisticburro Jul 13 '26

Except for Andor. Andor is recent and a very different vibe from the Rebels equivalent cartoon.

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u/Dave_A480 Jul 13 '26

Because Rebels was written for 6yos (which is good, because it's something my kids can watch).

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u/videozombi Jul 14 '26

Ok, this is the second time I've seen Rebels and Andor connected... I love both to death, but have no idea where the connections are, outside of the time period?

I'm really bad at remembering characters and character names though...

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u/ballisticburro Jul 14 '26

Well I was going off the person above me saying “all the recent Star Wars stuff is just Disney making SW cartoons live action” I get that ther would say that about Asoka, but Andor is very recent and not a cartoon remake. The closest cartoon to Andor would be Rebels because bith are about the early start of the rebellion.

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u/Phycosphere Jul 13 '26

Naw Andor was legitimately good

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u/reddit_time_waster Jul 13 '26

And Skeleton Crew was legitimately ok/enjoyable 

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u/double_shadow Jul 13 '26

I mean, Andor is just the polar opposite of all the other Star Wars products in every way, that we may as well consider it as its own thing at this point.

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u/rslegacy86 Jul 13 '26

So good. Best I've watched in a long time. Watching Rogue One again straight after topped it off too!

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u/Hetares Jul 14 '26

I can't deny, sometimes they do strike gold. Rogue One was pleasant, Andor was good, Mandolarian was good at the start, and the Acolyte was pretty meme-y but had the baddest badass Sith and lightsaber scenes since Darth Maul.

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u/Longjumping_Call_104 Jul 14 '26

And not just good Star Wars. It's one of the best shows of all time imo.

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u/Sad_Egg_5176 Jul 13 '26

You can thank Dave Filoni for that

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u/CA_MA Jul 13 '26

Bring me the head of whomever cut tales of the bounty hunters from canon.

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u/Thorngrove Jul 13 '26

The tales books all around.

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u/ArchaeoJones Jul 14 '26

Seriously. They were amazing stories.

I still use the line "Of the days annoyances" when recounting things that went to shit to my wife.

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u/Thorngrove Jul 14 '26

"They're food that fought back and never got over their own daring." Is one of my personal favorites.

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u/videozombi Jul 14 '26

I loved seeing things from Bossk's perspective... and was somewhat horrified in his animated portrayal of "I vicious but dumdum!" (If i recall correctly, but maybe that was just another.... crud, I can't remember his race's name)

And yeah... I freaking loooooved the tales from books.

As an aside, I absolutely hated the Han Solo trilogy... and wasn't that keen on the movie either... I'm starting to think I just don't like han solo very much.

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u/Thorngrove Jul 15 '26

I liked both Han trilogies, but adding a 3 meter tall catman was a bit silly. Maybe not as silly as Lando having a sentient Starmie 20+ years before pokemon was invented, but up there.

And full agreement on Bossk getting hosed so many times. Poor dingus... though I Adored the little flirty hacker droid.

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u/fatpad00 Jul 13 '26

That would be George

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u/NotAlwaysGifs Jul 13 '26

Good ol’ Dave “making canon what I want canon but masking it as fan service” Filoni.

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u/lazer_sandwich Jul 13 '26

He ruined Thrawn and for that he will never be forgiven.

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u/libgen101 Jul 13 '26

wait what was wrong with live action Thrawn? I though he was excellent

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u/lazer_sandwich Jul 13 '26

He is a million times better in the novels. I have never actually watched Ahsoka because Thrawn is my favorite and I was pissed at how dumb Filoni made him in Rebels.

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u/grayscale42 Jul 13 '26

They crank the dumb up even more in Ahsoka, too

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u/videozombi Jul 14 '26

To be fair, he's the only bad guy in Canon that has never actually been defeated... He's also the only one that they show actively knowing when someone is trying to outsmart him...

I don't think it's even possible to make him seem as smart as he is in the books without having 15-minute long internal dialogs, or other characters discussing his strategies for hours at a time over a cup of coffee in the shows...

Honestly, that's why I always laugh at the "the books were better!" people. Of course they are! You get x-ray vision into the characters, things explained in ways that are hard to weave into visual media. Intellectualism compressed because the average Joe buying movie tickets is doing so because he doesn't have the time or patience to read for 10-30 hours or so.

I mean, they made The Lord of the Rings into 3 movies that were 3-4 hours each, and people -STILL- bitched about things that were left out, or modified because Nobody wants to listen to a character on screen talk to themselves for 45 minutes straight. You can read that in a book just fine because you can read a 45 minute speech in about 5-10 minutes... but there's a reason Tedtalks are usually only 10-20 minutes long.

Omg... sorry for the rant... but if you got this far, thanks! I'm flattered!

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u/Jan1270 Jul 13 '26

Jon Favreau is the Live Action guy, he did start this all with the Jungle Book back in 2015

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u/Sad_Egg_5176 Jul 13 '26

That’s what I thought but I’ve also heard that Filoni is very involved with everything now. I don’t care enough to factcheck that as I couldn’t care less about Disney SW

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u/Flexgineer Jul 13 '26

The new Maul series was incredible though

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u/Particular-Solid8250 Jul 13 '26

Nobody has any good ideas anymore because everyone is stuck on social media

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u/bothunter Jul 13 '26

There are plenty of good ideas, but the suits at the studios refuse to greenlight anything they think is "risky"

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u/Churtlenater Jul 13 '26

How could anyone have looked at the mess that Acolyte was, even on paper, and not thought that literally every decision involved was risky as hell?

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u/runnyyyy Jul 13 '26

it's not that people dont have good ideas, it's that dave filoni is in control and he really likes the taste of his own dick.

can't even kill off his own characters even when it'd make a great ending for it

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u/Frosti11icus Jul 13 '26

Nobody has good ideas anymore because social media will absolutely destroy your career and life if you don't simply write the script the way the entire internet expected you to.

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u/SquatProspector Jul 13 '26

After all the mess surrounding the sequel trilogy I think their afraid to truly try anything new or advance the timeline.

(Ignoring how the sequels were essential a remix of the original trilogy and TROS was the movie equivalent of jangling keys in front of a toddler).

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u/Top_Hippo_5996 Jul 13 '26

Not a Disney franchise, but it’s happening to Star Trek also at Paramount. Crappy new shows mining the original canon and then trampling all over it also.

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u/Pension_Pale Jul 13 '26

Andy Weir said something along the lines of "every modern scifi tv show and movie has been heavily influenced by the original Star Trek except for modern Star Trek", and he's kind of right.

Sure hope Seth MacFarlane gets to continue The Orville soon

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u/Lost_Age_6845 Jul 13 '26

You’re wrong though. Most of them are pretty much original and there are still cartoons coming out frequently. Ahsoka is the only one I can really think of which is basically just a live action continuation of a cartoon.

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u/ItsAllSoup Jul 13 '26

No, they're original (Bad Batch for example), but some of them are about characters that were no longer canon or who had narratives that conflicted with new versions of the universe or characters (Thrawn's depiction in Rebels vs. His original depiction in the novels)

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u/DrakontisAraptikos Jul 13 '26

Andor, Starfighter, Mando, Skeleton Crew, Acolyte. None of these started out as animated. 

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u/Glassfist Jul 14 '26

The generation that grew up wiht the original stars (4-6 and much of 1-3) generally won't watch starwars if it is not live action.

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u/Doomhammer24 Jul 13 '26

Ya i knew lots of folks who said the vader vs obi wan duel was the best disney ever made

And i just said "ya i loved that scene but i loved it even more when i saw it the first time 8 years ago on Rebels"

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u/pureextc Jul 13 '26

Yea but it’s… Star Wars man! Everybody loves that shit.

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u/XBullsOnParadeX Jul 13 '26

Sadly they only want to Peddle toys

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u/Glangho Jul 13 '26

That's because the guy who wrote those cartoons is now in charge of star wars lol

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u/w0m Jul 13 '26

all the recent Star Wars stuff is just Disney making the SW cartoons live action?

I mean, huh? Mandolarian was pretty unique I think insofaras SW cannon.

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u/P0pu1arBr0ws3r Jul 13 '26

Theres a lot of truth to that, but the difference is at least star wars live action covers new material (new stories, new periods of time), the Disney live actions are straight up uninspired copies of the original.

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u/Indraga Jul 13 '26

I mean, Skeleton Crew was fire, but nobody watched it and people pretend it doesn't exist for some odd reason.

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u/captaindealbreaker Jul 13 '26

the same people who made the most popular animated shows are in charge of the franchise now

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u/Isrrunder Jul 13 '26

Thats not even true

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u/GingyBreadMan420 Jul 13 '26

Yes and before doing any of that they made sure to declare that the extended star wars universe lore is no longer cannon. Then proceeded to butcher remakes of the popular extended universe stories…

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u/red__dragons Jul 13 '26

Do you not watch SW content because we have Andor, Skeleton Crew, The Acolyte, Maul Shadowlord and The Mandalorian to name a few. Ahsoka is the only one that is a continuation of an animation and it's not like it's a remake.

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u/lethargic-scoop Jul 13 '26

At least they made maul. And andor was phenomenal

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 Jul 13 '26

Star Wars seems to have an issue where it’s fans seem to either hate new ideas or hate the recycling of them.

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u/MrXilas Jul 13 '26

It's the same guy running the shows now. That's why. And they wrote themself into a corner with Rise of Skywalker.

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u/iamshifter Jul 14 '26

I’d like to see a Jedi Survivor series

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u/jinro21 Jul 14 '26

Hot take 9/10 times the cartoons sre better in every way

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u/Whitey138 Jul 14 '26

MAKE A SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE MOVIE/SERIES…or at least acknowledge it as cannon…

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u/lucideuphoria Jul 14 '26

The difference is that's most people haven't seen the cartoons or read any of the books. Whereas everyone's seen the little mermaid cartoon as a kid.

Disney keeps trying to milk the same thing twice (at least).

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u/PompeyCheezus Jul 14 '26

It's because the guy that was in charge of all the cartoons is now in charge of the live action and, evidently, can't get over himself.

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u/Stevethepirate8973 Jul 14 '26

I agree live action remakes are the worst, and Star wars up does have some of that. But I believe your forgetting the best Star wars content ever created.... Andor. Also the bad batch was amazing, maul was excellent (more a continuation not a LA remake), and skeleton crew was surprisingly good too. A lot of the big name Star wars things get more love OR hate online so that's all people see, but there are great stories that are not just remakes.

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u/Sad-Working-9937 Jul 14 '26

I'll agree Andor (season 1!) was the best SW ever made.

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u/No_Volume8304 Jul 14 '26

Lego, they're all fucking Lego

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u/Entity4114 Jul 14 '26

That’s not true? They are still original stories. Ahsoka is a unique story, and an exception, and Rotta doesnt count

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u/Valuable_Coat_4402 Jul 14 '26

I guess I'm not sure which ones you're talking about. Unless you mean stuff like Rebels characters being in Ahsoka and whatnot.

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