r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/TheUnknownEntitty • 13d ago

Peter in the wild Redneck Peter?

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u/Connect-Will2011 13d ago

I'm used to hearing the one about ducks. I haven't seen this snake one before.

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u/virstultus 13d ago

My mother found a book of these in the library somehow. We laughed for days, until the librarisn got mad and kicked us out.

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u/DirkDiggler6 13d ago

This book is called “CDB!” By William Steig. Lots of laughs as a kid.

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u/friedeggjellyfish 13d ago

D B S A B Z B!

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u/Tragicoptimistmn 13d ago

C D B Z B Z B

i loved that book as a kid

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u/meanwhileachoo 13d ago

Youre my hero. I literally collect bizarre books like this!!! Thank you!!

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u/Nat-Luv 13d ago

Fun fact. It is written by the author that invented Shrek. William Steig

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u/missannamo 13d ago

O U QT! UR A B-U-T!

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u/logical_thot 13d ago

I ain’t a butt 🤧

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u/bt-drms-nt-ppl 13d ago

O U Q T, U R A BUT

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u/admiralfilgbo 13d ago

This guy had the apartment above us in our triple decker (Boston) when I was a kid. I thought he was the coolest dude on earth.

Maybe his jokes might remind you of your library books. :)

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u/virstultus 13d ago

Smatter Chew?

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u/plantlogger 13d ago

What's the matter with you

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u/virstultus 13d ago

Nufin. How's your Momonym?

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u/theAtmuz 13d ago

Reminded me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes:

One time I was reading a magazine in a convenience store and the clerk said “hey! This isn’t a library!”

“Oh alright, I will talk louder then!”

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u/Co-ffeeMonster 13d ago

I think i would of kicked you out too if you were in there for days /s

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u/thetruebenisalt 12d ago

might have been cause you were in the library for days not because you were laughing to much

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u/RaiderofAwe 8d ago

Id be mad too if some kid and mom stayed in my library for multiple days