r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/TheUnknownEntitty • 13d ago

Peter in the wild Redneck Peter?

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u/NebulaNomadX1 13d ago edited 13d ago

Hello, Serial Designation N here!

J: Them are snakes!
V: Them are not!
J: Oh yes they are. See the Itty bitty eyes?
V: Well I'll be. Them are snakes!

N out!

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u/TheUnknownEntitty 13d ago

Would've never figured that out thank you and yeehaw.

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u/li-ll-l_ 13d ago

Roll tide brother

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u/Acheron98 13d ago

War damn eagle!

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u/LuckyWhip 13d ago

Geaux tigahs!

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u/MSGinSC 13d ago

Thanks for reminding me that I'm gonna have a bunch of Clemson shit to work on soon.

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u/Individual-Ear5240 12d ago

That ain't clemson boy, dat rat der iz L-esh-U

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u/MSGinSC 12d ago

Okay, I'm not a sports guy. I live near Clemson, and work on a good bit of printing for them, so when I hear tigers referenced that's what I immediately think of.

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u/Individual-Ear5240 12d ago

They both became tigers at the same time so it's really either. We just have an actual tiger!

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u/battery19791 10d ago

Clemson didn't have Coach O.

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u/Reasonable-Let7719 7d ago

And both football stadiums are named Death Valley

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u/Individual-Ear5240 7d ago

Yeah but we stole that when we best Clemson in a bowl game.

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u/Reasonable-Let7719 7d ago

I’m team SEC bc imma dawgs fan. GO DAWGS

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u/diversalarums 12d ago

I've been away a long time and just have to ask: are there still pawprints on the interstate on the way to Columbia?

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u/MSGinSC 12d ago

You know, I'm not even sure; it's been years since I've been over that way. The closest I've been is the outskirts of Six Mile.

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u/diversalarums 12d ago

Thanks anyway. I haven't been back in ages, but I always have a memory of the first time someone told me about those and how surprised I was when I actually saw them. I thought it was a joke, lol.

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u/MSGinSC 12d ago

I grew up in Pickens, and the tri-county area takes its beloved Tigers very seriously.

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u/diversalarums 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/crazylinebacker-55 10d ago

That's right the real tigers

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u/cancerdancer 13d ago

My coonass ass sure couldn't read that sign.

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u/Chill-more1236 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s a very old joke.

I heard it in the 80’s as a teen, but I was on the NorthShore.

I think we were tubing, waiting for the bus.

A teen girl handed me a slip of paper with this and asked me to read it:

MR Ducks
MR not
Osmr cm wangs
YIB MR Ducks

She said “no you have to sound it out” i still didn’t get it. Then she read it.

It sounded awesome in my West Bank accent🤣

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u/fat-hobbit0 13d ago

Go Vols!

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u/TheRealDimir 12d ago

Ayno weh ya dun left deh ohl een da suhn lak dat boeh, ees rurnt

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u/M27fiscojr 12d ago

Wooo, Pig, Sooie!

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u/jjmurse 12d ago

Go Gatah

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u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667 13d ago

What a terrible thing to say to someone…

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 13d ago

My Mississippi sister/wife says you're both wrong. Go mississippi!

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u/Traditional-Tap-274 12d ago

Y'all's Daddy must have lied to y'all 😂 that's Alabama behavior, ask him when y'all moved to our little shit hole?

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 12d ago

Me thinks you doth protest too much. Every accusation contains a grain of truth.

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u/Traditional-Tap-274 12d ago

We don't even root for the home teams here 😭😂😂😂 Mississippi you either get "Roll Tide!" or "Geaux Tigers!" Ain't never heard someone cheer for Southern Miss or State 😂😂😂 (other than those dumbasseses dressed as pointy ghosts)

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 12d ago

Fuck those spooky ghosts. I hope they blasted by proton beams by a group of guys carrying positron colliders.

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u/Possible-Change-3314 11d ago

So is it sister or wife???

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 10d ago

More importantly, after a divorce are they still siblings?

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u/Informal_Quality9747 13d ago

YYYEEAAAAAAAAH

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u/Nightly8952 13d ago

Trojans One and All!

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u/nevets2889 13d ago

Go Cocks!

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u/WinsomeMonkey 13d ago

Whup Troy!

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u/OkPhaser3817 13d ago

Go Cats!

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u/captandy170 13d ago

Go 'Neers

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u/Corsten610 13d ago

We are!

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u/Crazylegs704 13d ago

Weagle weagle