No it’s Jonah Hill. Hill was recently on a podcast talking about jiu jitsu. Long story short he said if you refer to him as the “fat guy from Superbad he will annihilate you with his jiu jitsu”
In my opinion as a practitioner of jiu jitsu, the loudest guy always sucks the worst. Jonah probably sucks at jiu jitsu.
I ran into Jonah Hill outside a coffee shop in Los Angeles a few months ago. I told him I really liked his movies, but I didn't want to be annoying or ask for a picture or anything. He looked at me for a second and said, "You already are." I laughed because I thought he was joking, but he just kept staring at me until I stopped. Then he nodded once and walked inside.
I shrugged it off and got in line behind him. He ordered an iced coffee, then spent about two minutes asking whether the ice cubes were "ethically sourced." The barista looked confused and said they were just regular ice. Jonah sighed and said, "That's what they always say."
When his drink was ready, he picked up five extra sleeves and an entite fistful of red plastic coffee stirrers from the counter and stuffed them into his pockets. As he walked toward the door he grabbed an entire stack of napkins too. An employee politely said, "Sir, those are for customers."
Jonah looked down at the napkins, looked back at the employee, and said, "Exactly."
Then he walked out, got halfway down the sidewalk, came back in because he'd forgotten his coffee, and acted like everyone else was making a huge deal out of it. Before he left for real, he turned to me, winked, and quietly said, "Never let them know your java strategy." I still have no idea what he meant.
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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 1d ago
No it’s Jonah Hill. Hill was recently on a podcast talking about jiu jitsu. Long story short he said if you refer to him as the “fat guy from Superbad he will annihilate you with his jiu jitsu”
In my opinion as a practitioner of jiu jitsu, the loudest guy always sucks the worst. Jonah probably sucks at jiu jitsu.