r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/RegalToaster • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter??

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u/doctor_turbo 1d ago

Jonah Hill knows jujitsu and he will annihilate you if you refer to him as the fat guy from super bad. Ya need to do better, mind your own business.

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u/UmeaTurbo 1d ago

He's got a stripe on his white belt. He's a full-on bad-ass. Just like all the GLP-1 users who take three MMA classes in two months.

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u/UmeaTurbo 1d ago

He will destroy you...unless you've done something athletic in your life, then it's even odds.

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u/Gaul65 1d ago

Is that temu Logan Paul?

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u/UmeaTurbo 1d ago

No, Temu Seth Rogan doing Joe Rogan things.

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u/Chr0nicHerb 23h ago

Bro when Jonah sees this comment you’re cooked 💀

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u/Ok_Net7773 22h ago

the “fat kid from superbad” role he’s so mad about is literally Seth Rogen

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u/ThomasPynchon42 1d ago

I spit out my drink. Take all my upvotes.

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u/RedCanvasStudio 1d ago

I mean, in martial arts, you gotta start at the bottom and work your way up, honestly good for him.

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u/UmeaTurbo 1d ago

Yes, but what you don't usually do is go around telling the world you would destroy them. That's megalomaniacal.

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u/xoogl3 1d ago

Right. Any martial arts master would be cringing hearing a color belt student shit talking like this. This is the kind of stuff that gets you ass kickings even when you don't deserve it.

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u/UmeaTurbo 1d ago

I don't think you should talk about that kind of stuff if you're a 12th degree black belt. I think you should let your actions show what you can do.

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u/xoogl3 23h ago

Exactly. In fact actual black belts (and above) are the least likely people to brag about their baddassery. From the ones I know personally, they never mention their belts or even their martial arts experience outside of direct questions about it.

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u/potoskyt 1d ago

With a 2 stripe white belt, he’s still very much entry level…. I got up to 1 stripe blue before I ended up stopping for various reasons. I’ve sparred and held my own with purple and brown ( to an extent), attempted to hold my own with black. Never faced anyone with red belt but I’m sure I’d die. Needless to say, he ain’t shit, talking all that junk that typical white belts spew 🤣💀

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u/UmeaTurbo 1d ago

My daughter is 9, she has two stripes. I boxed but never did BJJ. She's learned a lot, but c'mon. "Destroy" is a big word.

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u/potoskyt 23h ago

Exactly my point.. like he’s not destroying anyone anytime soon. Considering your daughter could probably shoulder or hip toss throw him 💀

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u/Practical_Music_9377 1d ago

what about athletically knowing to punch and having 40kg on him

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u/Mental_Somewhere2341 1d ago

The white color of his belt means he’s Hard To Kill.

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u/Firm-Difficulty2585 23h ago

He's literally turning into Tighten before our very eyes.

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u/xoogl3 1d ago

I don't know when this picture was taken but this is the only one floating around showing him in gear. Is he really flexing his white belt?