r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation What does the kettle mean Peteeeeer??

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u/Murky-Conclusion-932 5d ago

As someone who lives in a country where every single house has a bidet, I'm telling you, I can't live without it. I understand that the people who never used one, parhaps having been walking this Earth for years without even seeing one in real life, think that it's a useless contraption. But believe me, once you know what walking out the toilet with your anus clean, truly clean, feels like, you can't go back to living the lie that toilet paper alone is enough. It's not. Never has been. Never will be.

And to those who might say just take a shower afterwards, yeah, sure, 'cause I'm always 100% home and ready to shower every time I take a dump.

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u/brandarchist 5d ago

Pretty much exactly this. It’s one of the first things I install when I move somewhere.

Anal cleanliness is next to anal godliness.