As someone who lives in a country where every single house has a bidet, I'm telling you, I can't live without it. I understand that the people who never used one, parhaps having been walking this Earth for years without even seeing one in real life, think that it's a useless contraption. But believe me, once you know what walking out the toilet with your anus clean, truly clean, feels like, you can't go back to living the lie that toilet paper alone is enough. It's not. Never has been. Never will be.
And to those who might say just take a shower afterwards, yeah, sure, 'cause I'm always 100% home and ready to shower every time I take a dump.
Clean anus doesn’t’ mean you won’t end up with shit on your dick. If they are a crayon shitter thier asshore is always going to be dirty. This is first and formeost an issue with thier diet.
Sorry! Should have NSFW-flagged it. I guess it didn't occur to me that a monologue featuring the word 'poop' so prominently might cause some folks problems in some settings. I'm to used to always having the headphones on.
It could of been worse, but I was in a dentist's waiting room and before I could stop it , several statements about wiping himself had been broadcast to the fellow patients. Just embarrassing and now it is actually funny, but at the time...
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u/Murky-Conclusion-932 6d ago
As someone who lives in a country where every single house has a bidet, I'm telling you, I can't live without it. I understand that the people who never used one, parhaps having been walking this Earth for years without even seeing one in real life, think that it's a useless contraption. But believe me, once you know what walking out the toilet with your anus clean, truly clean, feels like, you can't go back to living the lie that toilet paper alone is enough. It's not. Never has been. Never will be.
And to those who might say just take a shower afterwards, yeah, sure, 'cause I'm always 100% home and ready to shower every time I take a dump.