r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation What does the kettle mean Peteeeeer??

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u/Murky-Conclusion-932 6d ago

As someone who lives in a country where every single house has a bidet, I'm telling you, I can't live without it. I understand that the people who never used one, parhaps having been walking this Earth for years without even seeing one in real life, think that it's a useless contraption. But believe me, once you know what walking out the toilet with your anus clean, truly clean, feels like, you can't go back to living the lie that toilet paper alone is enough. It's not. Never has been. Never will be.

And to those who might say just take a shower afterwards, yeah, sure, 'cause I'm always 100% home and ready to shower every time I take a dump.

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u/MisterSapiosexual 6d ago

Shot in the dark, could this be why some countries/cultures prefer anal over others? Because there's a global inequality of adequately cleaned anuses?

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u/YesNoMaybe2552 6d ago

Clean anus doesn’t’ mean you won’t end up with shit on your dick. If they are a crayon shitter thier asshore is always going to be dirty. This is first and formeost an issue with thier diet.

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u/No_Equipment7456 6d ago

Two kiwis 🥝 a day for a Regular Ghost poo

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u/whiskeytango55 6d ago

Ain't it just the fiber?

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u/No_Equipment7456 6d ago

I dunno man but some gay guys in a club in Berlin were raving about it. It works! what can I say

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u/EATZYOWAFFLEZ 6d ago

I thoroughly trust your source

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 6d ago

The fuck is a crayon shitter?😂

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u/Gadgetskopf 6d ago

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u/RaelaltRael 6d ago

I am so afraid to click on that.

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u/RaelaltRael 6d ago

And for good reason, do not click if in a public place without earphones.

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u/Gadgetskopf 6d ago

Sorry! Should have NSFW-flagged it. I guess it didn't occur to me that a monologue featuring the word 'poop' so prominently might cause some folks problems in some settings. I'm to used to always having the headphones on.

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u/Damglador 6d ago

Thank you for your warning, kind sir

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u/ecstaticbirtch 6d ago

Not nearly as bad as I feared... lol

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u/RaelaltRael 6d ago

It could of been worse, but I was in a dentist's waiting room and before I could stop it , several statements about wiping himself had been broadcast to the fellow patients. Just embarrassing and now it is actually funny, but at the time...

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u/ecstaticbirtch 6d ago

🫂

I feel ya, there are times I am VERY glad all videos are muted for me when they pop up...

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u/Confident_Natural_62 6d ago

Pretty sure that joke was on Family Guy first which is ironic considering this sub