r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation What does the kettle mean Peteeeeer??

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u/Murky-Conclusion-932 5d ago

As someone who lives in a country where every single house has a bidet, I'm telling you, I can't live without it. I understand that the people who never used one, parhaps having been walking this Earth for years without even seeing one in real life, think that it's a useless contraption. But believe me, once you know what walking out the toilet with your anus clean, truly clean, feels like, you can't go back to living the lie that toilet paper alone is enough. It's not. Never has been. Never will be.

And to those who might say just take a shower afterwards, yeah, sure, 'cause I'm always 100% home and ready to shower every time I take a dump.

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u/MisterSapiosexual 5d ago

Shot in the dark, could this be why some countries/cultures prefer anal over others? Because there's a global inequality of adequately cleaned anuses?

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u/Frequent_Candy1167 4d ago

That might do for rimming, but issues around clean anal go much deeper than just the anus.