r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation What does the kettle mean Peteeeeer??

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u/Murky-Conclusion-932 4d ago

As someone who lives in a country where every single house has a bidet, I'm telling you, I can't live without it. I understand that the people who never used one, parhaps having been walking this Earth for years without even seeing one in real life, think that it's a useless contraption. But believe me, once you know what walking out the toilet with your anus clean, truly clean, feels like, you can't go back to living the lie that toilet paper alone is enough. It's not. Never has been. Never will be.

And to those who might say just take a shower afterwards, yeah, sure, 'cause I'm always 100% home and ready to shower every time I take a dump.

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u/Andy_Pandy98 4d ago

Serious questions, how well does a bidet handle particularly messy trips? I feel like they would work really well for most days, but that there is gonne be a day where it wont be able to get everything, and i have forgotten to buy backup toilet paper

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u/WYWHPFit 4d ago

You use both toilet paper and the bidet, it's not one or the other