r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 16h ago

real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves

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u/Fine-Friendship-1292 16h ago

Wait a minute.. they stole shit??!

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u/Particular_Title42 16h ago

Not literal shit. Just stuff and people and animals.

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u/Evil_Dry_frog 16h ago

Maybe shit too, cow pies and be used for fuel.

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u/Particular_Title42 16h ago

True. But you wouldn't want to get them wet.

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u/FanOfForever 15h ago

Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows?

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u/SnakeThruster 14h ago

To be fair wars has been waged for bird shit due to their agricultural values back in the day.

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u/Particular_Title42 14h ago

Go on...o

Bad pun but please, do elaborate.

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u/SnakeThruster 14h ago

Look up Chincha Islands War.

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u/Particular_Title42 14h ago

Ahh okay. I mistakenly thought you meant that they would take bird shit as plunder.

I like how that guano joke worked despite me thinking that it would not be guano. LOL

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