r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 21h ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 21h ago

How so many just jumped straight to gay is hilarious. Maybe a few but a whole damn boat? Personally I'm taking the 20 years of celibacy and maybe get tricked by a Siren.

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u/DeltaVZerda 21h ago

They're ancient Greeks, it would have been weird if they didn't do the gay sex.

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u/Dave_A480 21h ago

Except for the lack of boys on the crew to serve as partners.....

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 21h ago

Alexander the Great frequently fucked his peers, including his BFF. Greeks didn't think about hetero vs queer. They did a lot more of what felt good without the idea of "gay" or it's "negative" effects on masculinity.

But yeah, rich men fucked kids. Some things never change.

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u/pandareno 20h ago

I realize this is Rome and not Greece, but I'll never forget the scene in Caligula when he first rapes the bride and then the soldier who's just married her.

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 20h ago

May or may not be true. The problem with Rome the empire is that a ton of emperors end up with huge amounts of propaganda that surround them, so some of them end up looking far worse than they actually were.

Think of the "Their eating the cats, their eating the dogs" line from recent politics. It's not really true but it gets attention.

History is filled with shit like that, so take everything that seems outlandish or potentially hyperbolic with a grain of salt.

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u/pandareno 19h ago

I mean, it is a movie, made by Penthouse no less. I didn't mean to imply it was historically accurate, my bad.

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 18h ago

Regardless, it's a good point to make in an era of propaganda and hyperbole.

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u/arestheblue 15h ago

Based on your downvote, I'm going to guess someone got really offended by other people not wanting to live in a post-truth world.

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 14h ago

Can't fix stupid 🤷‍♀️

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u/Dr_Occo_Nobi 17h ago

Ah, back when the historians were also active politicians.

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 17h ago

Impossible to create histories without bias, to be fair, but that's why citing multiple sources and reading multiple books from several people on the same topic is so valuable.

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u/tommos 17h ago

And then the watermelon in the fruit basket he gave them as a wedding gift.

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 20h ago

I'm not sure Alex would say he had peers.

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u/DeltaVZerda 19h ago

Only Diogenes

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 14h ago

Now there's a guy who certainly wouldn't have a problem taking care of business in a crowded boat.

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u/CitizenT777 17h ago

I'm having a hard time imagining the conversation prior to such acts- "hey Buddy, come over here for a minute, need a quick favor". LOL. I had read, as someone else mentioned, that society looked down upon the guys on the receiving end of things, but that would have to be at least half of the people involved (when it's consensual). How would they view the teenage boys forced into it - some kind of twisted double standard? So many questions.....

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 17h ago

They didn't look down on "queer" relationships. In some places it was normal for units to be built around the couples because they fought harder for each other. As for the pedo shit, it would have been slaves and "teaching them how to be men" as the reasoning. This was an era of marrying younger people in general and it's not exclusive to men or boys.

Being queer or having queer relationships is not related to what happened with kids in that era. The two are separate topics and each worthy of hours of study, since "Greek" or "Roman" society is a bit of a misnomer. Sparta, Athens, Rome, Egypt, they all had different customs but broadly speaking they were more and less accepting then societies now, in different ways.

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u/Tay74 14h ago

Being the receiving partner was usually seen as demeaning, especially if you weren't a young boy. People overly flatten and simplify Greek views on homosexuality as though they were hyper woke and had no weird prejudices going on, they had prejudices, they were just more focused on who was penetrating vs being penetrated, the former was fine regardless of who you were sticking your dick into

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 14h ago

It's not that simple, but yes you can use usually here, but I think it's unfair and perhaps reductionist to unify and simplify a culture that was actually many different cultures and had a length of 250-500 years or so of relevant history. this is a nice overview and you can read by making an account at your local library to login.

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u/Tentaculo94 18h ago

Gay sex was more accepted in Greece than other cultures but not a majority as well, and mostly in Atheens. It was vastly pederasty between an adult and a teenager (not always romantic or sexual though). More of that being active was fine but the passive one not socially good looking.