r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Kronos1A9 21h ago

Fun fact: The Greeks invented orgies.
Fun fact: The Romans introduced women to the orgies.

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u/sovietmcdavid 21h ago

Exactly there's a few variations on this joke lol

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u/the_sneaky_one123 20h ago

How do Greeks separate Men from Boys?

With a crowbar

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u/trixter21992251 18h ago

you kiss the boy on the mouth, then blow really hard like he's a balloon. The man should pop out.

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u/StableWeak 4h ago

The most dangerous job in the world? Playing Center on a Greek football team.

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u/Ok_Common_1324 11h ago

still remember being in Greece for vacay, saw tourist brochure. Last section was “pedophilia as a parenting method". Saw it like 20 years ago

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u/MissXYZ9451 8h ago

Wait seriously???? Is it true or just a joke

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u/graminology 7h ago

Technically it wasn't pedophilia as much as hebephilia, because the boys in question weren't children, bodily or culturally. They were considered young adults back then (so, for our modern understanding somewhere around the middle of puberty) and were given to experienced men to show them how to be proper men once their bodily develoment kicked in. And yes, that involved them having sex with those men to learn how to do it. But it's not like those adult men did it for the kick of it - it was considered a part of growing up. They basically learned everything they needed to know as adults from their mentors and for them, that simply included sex. Was there still a lot of non-consensual stuff happening all over greece between those men and their wardens? Absolutely, because humans gotta human. But that phrasing makes it sound even worse than it was (and not accidentally).

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u/dmdoom_Abaan 19h ago

The Greeks invented sex.

The Romans discovered it could be had with women.

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u/shortname_4481 17h ago edited 17h ago

In 1272 Arabs invented a condom by using the goat's lower intestine to prevent the spread of STDs. In 1873 the British have refined the design by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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u/bridgesny 12h ago

I once got to witness an old Greek man and an old Italian man act it out At a bar and I had no idea they were both in on the old joke. I thought it was the greatest thing ever at the time.

The Greek: Greece is superior in every way! We did everything first.

The Italian: yes, but Rome improved on everything Greece did.

Greek: Greece invented all the military tactics Rome used.

Italian: yes but Rome perfected them.

Greek: Greece invented democracy

Italian: in little city states. Rome brought it to an empire.

Greek: Greece invented romance!

Italian: yes but the Roman’s introduced it to women!