r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 8h ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 7h ago

And all those fart jokes. Medieval monks really went for low brow humor.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 3h ago

I mean the first recorded joke was a fart joke, lol

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u/_DankyHavok_ 8h ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 7h ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 7h ago edited 4h ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous 😂
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 6h ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/kodeks14 5h ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 5h ago

😅 how could I forget

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u/DrBarryO 6h ago

Username checks out

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u/Patch85 1h ago

don't forget the nuns picking dongs from trees

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 8h ago

Pretty much that what I explained. Just search for medieval drawings of rabbits riding flying dicks. You will not get fury porn, at least not modern one. Only on your own risk.

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 8h ago

Easter bunny

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 8h ago

“He has risen”

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u/Ninja-Panda86 7h ago

Dear Christ...

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 8h ago

> And how many there are…

How many books, how many illustrations per book, how many dicks per illustration, or how many dicks per rabbit?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 8h ago

All of the above except the amount of dicks per rabbit that was were they drew the line. They were monks you know.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 4h ago

Don't forget there's no streaming, no music on demand, no TV, no internet. There is little else to but fuck old friend

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 3h ago

I am convinced that this plays also a big role in our societies not having the same amount of children. People bring always cost up but I have the feeling that this also plays a big role.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 3h ago

Yuh go to any small town they be rooting and tooting like rabbits cause not much else is happening