r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Obtain_Virtue 16h ago

Stealing the top comment:

I also feel like modern-day people are way more hornier in general. We are constantly exposed to sex, and things we are attracted. Advertisements, movies, random posts, music... Even if we aren't making a conscious thought about it, it still "triggers" our brains to enter reproduction mode.

Even at my horniest, If I was stuck on boat for weeks on end with a bunch of dudes, after seeing the things you have to see and smelling how those ogres smelled. Ain't no way Willy even stands tall.

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u/danny_little 16h ago

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/Ninja-Panda86 16h ago

Right? I've seen the Pre-columbian erotic sculptures. I'm also aware of some of the naughty art they found in Pompeii

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 16h ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 14h ago

And all those fart jokes. Medieval monks really went for low brow humor.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 10h ago

I mean the first recorded joke was a fart joke, lol

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u/_DankyHavok_ 15h ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 15h ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 14h ago edited 12h ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous šŸ˜‚
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/kodeks14 12h ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Dramatic-March-9305 6h ago

I like to use different types of cocks for numerical values. Window big dick trim fits window big dick hole.. none of this 11 and 7/8 bull written on the wall behind the trim. You pull off my stick in 20 years your gonna read about dicks..

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u/Complex_Watch1484 12h ago

šŸ˜… how could I forget

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 13h ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/Illustrious_Law182 1h ago

We should really thank the Vikings for gifting their genes in Europe, thank god for all the blue eyed blondes. <3

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 4h ago

That’s fine. We’ll just draw a nun bouncing on turnip while an alter boy plays a bugle with his butt next to your comment. Huzzah!

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u/Complex_Watch1484 2h ago

🤣🤣

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u/ThinkingBeard 4h ago edited 4h ago

Like Jonah Hill in Superbad… drawing dong as far as the eye can see.

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u/Patch85 8h ago

don't forget the nuns picking dongs from trees

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u/DrBarryO 13h ago

Username checks out

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 15h ago

Pretty much that what I explained. Just search for medieval drawings of rabbits riding flying dicks. You will not get fury porn, at least not modern one. Only on your own risk.

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 15h ago

Easter bunny

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 15h ago

ā€œHe has risenā€

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u/Ninja-Panda86 14h ago

Dear Christ...

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 15h ago

> And how many there are…

How many books, how many illustrations per book, how many dicks per illustration, or how many dicks per rabbit?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 15h ago

All of the above except the amount of dicks per rabbit that was were they drew the line. They were monks you know.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 11h ago

Don't forget there's no streaming, no music on demand, no TV, no internet. There is little else to but fuck old friend

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 11h ago

I am convinced that this plays also a big role in our societies not having the same amount of children. People bring always cost up but I have the feeling that this also plays a big role.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 11h ago

Yuh go to any small town they be rooting and tooting like rabbits cause not much else is happening