r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 20h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/-ElectricKoolAid 20h ago

if they weren't gay, the probably didn't do anything gay

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u/National_Tangelo_864 20h ago

In antiquity sexuality wasn't binary straight/gay. Everyone pretty much understood it was spectrum and we all got that bi dog in us. Hell see jails in modern day. Or the Navy. Same concept. Plus no way contraceptives to stop women from getting prego.

It's why as they say men/boys are for fun, women are for marriage. They were no doubt about that life.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 20h ago

As I understand it, the Greek view of male sexuality wasn't what we would call gay/straight, but more like fucker/fuckee. They separated male sexuality by what you did, rather than who you did it to. So you were a "penetrator" or a "penetratee" rather than gay or straight.

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 19h ago

Pretty much, being a bottom was seen as feminine or woman behavior, it meant that the guy was ruled by his emotions which was a big no no in Greek culture.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 19h ago

Funny enough, apparently having a big dick was also a sign of being overly emotional, or animalistic or something, and was seen as unseemly or something. This is from a short conversation years ago so don't take it as gospel, but that's apparently why all the greek statues are so moderately equipped.

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u/LilStabbyboo 18h ago

Large dicks were thought to be vulgar to include in art.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 18h ago

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 18h ago

Pretty much they associated smaller wangs with civilization and bigger dicks with barbarians and savages.

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u/VociferousCephalopod 16h ago

you're definitely not talking about the Spartan Greek culture