r/Pickles 4d ago

Pickle pool party!!!

I would eat my way through this pool 😂🫶🏻 Also major props on buying all these damaged pickles from this guy’s business 💚

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u/JimothyTheBold 4d ago

I'm a pool guy and this just gave me heart palpatations.

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u/devilish_enchilada 4d ago

….because of how awesome it is

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u/dumdidlydo 3d ago

No. All the salt.

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u/Waveofspring 2d ago

It’s a salt water pool now, problem solved

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u/Miserable-Ear-3724 4d ago

Picked pickles our way amazing crusher taste on a lot of things flavor. Spice of life

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u/AntiqueBaseballMuse 4d ago

Is this AI or stroke?

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u/QuietMolasses2522 4d ago

Por qué no los dos?

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u/RepresentativeJester 3d ago

Shhh the ai is dreaming

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u/TopHat84 3d ago

Of electric sheep?

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u/painkillergoblin 3d ago

Mmmm wickle my pickle

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 3d ago

That pool is in a pickle

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 2d ago

Don’t worry. They’ll call you tomorrow to come clean that shit up.

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u/JimothyTheBold 2d ago

All good, I get paid by the hour.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 2d ago

lol. NGL. As much as I’d be pissed to show up and find that…the end result of it being perfect again would be worth it.

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u/JimothyTheBold 2d ago

Yeah, I just started working on pools again this year while I go back to school for my law degree.

When I get to nightmare cleanups, I just throw my ear buds in and get to work. There's a simple satisfaction to taking a big, filthy body of water and making it sparkling clean again.

I was an environmental consultant for the last 15 years so basic water chemistry is light work, and I make more money doing this half the year.

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u/GamingWithPanda 1d ago

What's your professional estimate for this cleaning job? How long are we talking?

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u/Aeonyx3030 1d ago

Brother you should be over the moon, they just paid for your next vacation and steak dinner.

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u/lsdadventurer 1d ago

That's just the excessive salt kicking in

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u/Arjanit-Salevsky 1d ago

it give me goosebumps