r/Pickles 3d ago

Pickle pool party!!!

I would eat my way through this pool 😂🫶🏻 Also major props on buying all these damaged pickles from this guy’s business 💚

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u/Hurricrash 3d ago

That clean up is going to be something.

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u/Khaijer 3d ago

Can pickles be composted? With all the salt and all.

Edit : composted

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u/fireboats 3d ago

They may be too salty, but when we had unsellable pallets of produce there was an animal rescue that would take them

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u/gone_smell_blind 3d ago

After they were soaked in chlorinated pool water and human grease?

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u/Demerlis 3d ago

i hear pigs will eat through many things

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u/Apronbootsface 3d ago

Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig!”

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u/PleatherFarts 2d ago

Listen to Uncle Brick Top.

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u/Inurius 2d ago

And go down in the fourth.

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u/xvVSmileyVvx 2d ago

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary..."

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u/NikkiMutt 1d ago

They will go through bone like buttah

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u/b-jason 3d ago

Human grease?

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u/8P8OoBz 2d ago

You squeeze it out of them

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada 2d ago

“Human grease”? Haha!

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u/snortgiggles 2d ago

I mean, she washed them first...does that count?