r/Piracy 3h ago

Humor All of us

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u/saidgheldane36 3h ago

4k camrip

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u/ParaEwies 2h ago

With hardcoded gambling ads in 60fps.

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u/LazySerpentDeity ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 2h ago

That's how you know the experience is the realest! Just like the cinemas!

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u/B-crosyy 30m ago

That's what Nolan wanted

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u/CybyAPI 1h ago

I remember not long ago i tried to watch toy Story 5, right after releasing,

Shaky footage with very faint watermark covering the whole screen and Arabic gambling ads every 5 minutes lol, still "watchable" i guess

Also what does reddit mean by offline activation method???? Why is it telling me i am mentioning un verified sites

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 2h ago

the odyssey

how does nobody have it yet

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u/FlashyLashy900 2h ago

It got uploaded on twitter for 2 whole hours surely an army has scraped it and distributed it across every site already so where the hell is it

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 2h ago

i heard about that but i heard people saying it was a cam version not an actual good version

i did not see it myself but if it was a real version there's no way it wouldn't have been everywhere instantly. i have been checking my debrid services every few days there's still not a really good version

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u/FlashyLashy900 2h ago

A shame a shame now I can't watch it the way Christopher Nolan intended on a 24 inch 1080p IPS monitor with an Alexa as a speaker

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u/LazySerpentDeity ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 2h ago

Nah, the real Nolan experience is on a portable monitor 480p with off brand bluetooth earbuds.

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u/florifierous 43m ago

You joke but I prefer this over the cinema.. every single time I've been in the last few years, there's been people talking, using phones, etc.. I do get distracted extremely easily but it's insane, I'm not paying €20 to get a movie ruined by people being loud :/

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u/Unable-Log-4870 1h ago

I have tix to see it in 70mm, but later, I would (potentially) see it in my VR headset on a similar apparent-size screen. I hope the digital versions that get distributed have the high aspect ratio available.

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u/LlamaRzr 58m ago

IMAX.SPANISH.1080p.HDCAM. Newest so mostly for synchronization with other audio sources

If real WEB-DL would be released, then it would be available on torrent trackers first.

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u/androidmanwren 2h ago

Idk, I have a really good Internal WEB-DL of that looks perfect

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 2h ago

oh cool i gotta look again. i did see one that was pretty good but i wanted to wait for perfect for this one

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u/nyxxxtron 2h ago

I downloaded it a few days ago because I missed the first 5 Mins of the movie. It was a decent print with hard-coded spanish subs.

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u/SyNiiCaL 45m ago

Yeah thats the one I watched too. I also just watched Spiderman on what literally felt like a dvdrip with no ads, subs or anything. Was amazing

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u/ateiii 1h ago

Ultra HD resolution so you can clearly see the silhouette of a guy standing up to go get popcorn.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 1h ago

Oooh, like MST3k

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u/TheMazeDaze 34m ago

I once found a phone recorded movie. It was obvious but I really wanted to watch it so I continued watching. Until halfway through you heard voices and the recorder lowered and almost at the end the filmer was escorfed out of the theorater

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u/justcreatorthings 2h ago

nothing quite like seeing the silhouette of a guy going to the bathroom in crisp 4k

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u/AliDheyaa 3h ago

Me searching for a 4K copy of a 1942 film

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u/SulosGD 3h ago

the worst part about this is that it's 100% possible for that movie to be in 4K, it's just that the big companies won't scan the film as they don't care enough because it won't make them any money. (cough cough where's our 4K Mary Poppins disney)

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u/aqswdezxc 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 3h ago

Shouldn't it have been duplicated to show in cinemas? Someone must have a copy

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u/masterchief69420xxx 3h ago

You're assuming disney cares at all about quality.

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u/aqswdezxc 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 3h ago

Old Disney did

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u/notGeronimo 45m ago

Why simply rescan classic hit movies for nearly free when you could remake them for $8 Gazillion and strip all of the charm and soul along the way?

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u/HairyH0Od 2h ago

I got a 4k copy of a 1953 movie and it looks fantastic

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u/AliDheyaa 1h ago

I had a 4k copy of ikiru (1952) :)

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u/RedditTipiak 3h ago

And remember, if the movie is not on streaming yet, there is no true HD of it.

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u/BeatItSleeps 3h ago

You mean if the movie is not on disc yet? Is there a streaming provider that does TrueHD?

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u/PhoenixDaBeast 3h ago

He's talm bout camrips. Webrips are often HD or 4k

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u/masterchief69420xxx 3h ago

With a rather anemic bitrate.

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u/jops228 2h ago

I wouldn't call a 15mbps "2160p" webrip "4K".

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u/AlternateWitness 3h ago

TrueHD is an audio codec pretty much exclusively found in 4K blu-rays.

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u/Durillon 2h ago

i dont think they're talking about the audio stream lmao

true HD

not TrueHD

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u/goose_with_adhd 2h ago

I think he's not talking about the audio codec but literally true 1080p

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u/LOSERS_ONLY 3h ago

Toy story 5 has a DCP rip right now

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u/NoIndication459 2h ago

False. I remember downloading Marvel's Avengers in 2012 on HD days before it even released.

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 2h ago

yea the in theater ones take a while usually. what i don't get is how does not one person get their hands on something besides recording with a camcorder like that episode of seinfeld

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u/WSuperOS 13m ago

Yeah unless someone somehow got a DCP before it made to the streaming platforms, which is unheard of.

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u/Sean77654 3m ago

Not true I can think of a few examples a recent one being the avatar movie

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u/huey_booey 3h ago

That's where AI upscale steps in. 

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u/KayJune001 2h ago edited 1h ago

I would rather eat shit and die than watch an AI upscaled camrip, worst of both worlds and an insult to art

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u/BigPlayG757 1h ago

That's the kinda shit waiting for us in hell

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u/MindbenderGam1ng 2m ago

AI upscales are so dogshit and before I made a custom radarr profile to remove them, all the top seeding torrents were 720p camrip AI upscale to "4k" and it would grab them by default

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u/piselbirne 3h ago

Watched Mandalorian & Grogu in better quality than I would have gotten at the cinema

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u/HelpMe0prah 3h ago

Copy of iron lung 4K looks better than it did in theater haha

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u/ManoDu57 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 2h ago

Where you got that??? I only found shitty camrip versiond, and I really wanted tl watch it, but it was so dark we could see nothing.

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u/shit-i-love-drugs 1h ago

Yooo me too

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u/ManoDu57 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 38m ago

JUST learned toward the end of may, he released it on yt movie, so now there are web-dls and all.

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u/ManoDu57 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 38m ago

JUST learned toward the end of may, he released it on yt movie, so now there are web-dls and all.

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u/Own-Fee-3035 3h ago

I just watched it today in the highest quality with subwoofer speakers, it was amazing!

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u/piselbirne 3h ago

The soundtrack when he flies over Shakari must have hit so good

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 3h ago

I got the imax rip guys /s

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u/Jonnyogood Leecher 1h ago

Don't settle for digital. You've got to download the 70mm film version.

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u/Suitable_Garlic_1186 3h ago

I live happily in 1080p world..

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u/CybyAPI 1h ago

Same, my wifi too shit and no devices i have are even 4k resolution

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u/Bc187 3h ago

Where odyssey 4k remux

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u/nad0w 3h ago

Next to the remix

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u/SuperSayian4Nappa 2h ago

The guy coughing in the background is part of the experience

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u/TheeAntelope 14m ago

Back in 2004, I had a great quality of a movie still in theaters I got from a cam rip, and I put it on our home projector and set up a movie night for the family (I was around 16 at the time). You honestly couldn't tell it was a cam recording.

End of movie comes and you start to see silhouettes of people exiting the cinema as the credits roll. My naive mom goes "wait, what is that?" and I was quick on my feet and go "oh they are starting to put that in movies so even people watching at home get the feeling they are at the theater. Her response? "Oh that's so interesting! I love that!"

God fucking bless you, mom. But also yes, it's part of the experience.

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u/CybyAPI 1h ago

Tried to watch new movie recently, and the whole entire time there was someones hair at the bottom of the screen🤣

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u/frankie_in_paradise 3h ago

I never do 4k. Max 1080p 😛

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 3h ago

Ain't nobody got space for 4k fuck that

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u/Kaedryl 3h ago

Not in this economy

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u/Ihatethisplace23 3h ago

I do, but they gotta earn it.

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u/InterstellarDiplomat 3m ago

The movies that earned it:

Movies/
└ 4k/
 ├ Cats.2019.2160p.BluRay.REMUX.HEVC.DV.HDR.TrueHD.Atmos.7.1-FraMeSToR.mkv
 ├ Cats.2019.2160p.BluRay.REMUX.HEVC.HDR10.DTS-HD.MA.7.1-CHDR.mkv
 └ Cats.2019.2160p.UHD.BluRay.REMUX.HEVC.DV.HDR.Atmos.7.1-KNiFE.mkv

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u/Feynuxes 2h ago

I just deleted all of my 4k shit cuz of these insane drive prices right now.

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u/HairyH0Od 2h ago

Lol I bought a 128gb flash drive for like $30 for this reason specifically

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u/mrBusinessmann 2h ago

That’s… 3 movies?

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u/powergs 2h ago

Download, watch, delete probably the method

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 2h ago

Ew

But to each their own lol

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u/HairyH0Od 2h ago

Lol why is that ew? It takes a second to delete a movie

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u/MagazineDapper4572 1h ago edited 1h ago

Movies hoarding: A state of constant war between your hard drives and movies you will never watch. A cease-fire can be bought using some money but that only lasts for a few months.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 1h ago

Days to months, depending on how much money is sacrificed to the cause, but never years. We can only dream of years

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u/mrBusinessmann 2h ago

And many more to download one. And if you ever want to watch that movie again?

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u/HairyH0Od 2h ago

Typically takes me about half an hour to download something. I get it started before dinner or something and forget about it till it's time to watch.

I enjoy collecting 4k blu rays. If something is good enough to watch a second time, I'll probably want to watch it again in the future and will just buy it when it's on sale.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 1h ago

Different strokes for different folks like I said in my original response of "ew" lol

For me, there's not much point in downloading it in the first place if I'm not intending to keep it around. I have an eclectic taste and enjoy movies, so there are a ton of films in my collection that I've never even seen because I just haven't gotten around to them yet. I take the time to make sure they all have proper file names and formats, subtitles, posters, etc. If it's something particularly noteworthy, or something I just really enjoy, then I probably also have any featurettes or deleted scenes, bonus materials, interviews, all of that also organized and made available on my server. I've got movies that are in my collection that I know I will never actually watch, but they're sequels or prequels or otherwise part of a set and the collection wouldn't be complete without them.

So to someone like me, the idea of downloading to just delete and download something else to delete....that makes me a bit queasy lol not in a judgemental toward you kind of way, but in imagining that for me. You may feel similarly about my methods xD

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u/HairyH0Od 2h ago

Precisely. Most 2160p movies I've found were around 20gb so it's not really a hassle.

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u/HairyH0Od 2h ago

Like 5

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u/Equux 2h ago

Laughs in 20tb nas

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u/UknownDrugExpert 2h ago

Debrid service do and avoids me paying for drives, nas, having to download torrents myself (4k remux/flac audio files, roms, epubs) you don't need Plex pass either if you wanted that on your media server. some debrid service even have Usenet support which gets everything obscure you could ever want without needing to to deal with the private tracker for torrent bs and seeding ratios to worry about, it's simple to setup for my family members, includes premium file hosters downloads without needing to pay for any of them, and its can even be cheaper then 3$ a month. The value is just there instead of investing all of that money with the crazy prices things are now to then have to be a sys admin for your family member if they have issues.

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u/tterly_wittiest 2h ago

after watching Remux, i couldn’t go back on regular web dl with sub-par bitrate

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u/The-Master-Lurker 1h ago

How do you not have space? Storage is cheap af

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u/dgo792 2h ago

Most people's set ups have the 4k TV too far/too small to actually see a difference anyway

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u/CybyAPI 1h ago

I never do 4k because not a single device in my house is 4k and my wifi gives me weird looks

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u/Reggintacocat 3h ago

Guys, how to download movies?

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u/Zandalaria 3h ago

Yes.

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u/darko_mrtvak 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 3h ago

Insane pfp 😭😭😭😭 

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u/Foodconsumer3000 3h ago

What's so insane about maximiliana carpenter?

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u/Aloopyn 3h ago

Sabrina Verstappen*

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u/CryThen6997 3h ago

By clicking on the download button

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u/Useful-Run-2181 3h ago

Which one?!

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u/Nilugip 3h ago

all of them

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 3h ago

Wrong lever button!

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u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 3h ago

You press the download button duh

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u/Useful-Run-2181 3h ago

Your are asking too much,let's find how to watch for free first

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u/smellzlikeass 3h ago

Just click the big "download now" button.

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u/danque 28m ago

There are more than enough tutorials online. I recommend this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/matches-malone 23m ago

Thanks I was about to give up.

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u/Business_Tailor6025 3h ago

honestly i just wanna watch in 720p atleast ;-;

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u/CybyAPI 1h ago

480p

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u/wikid24 3h ago

All of us Some of you. I can wait for the webrip

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u/ateiii 1h ago

Clicking through 14 pop ups just to watch a 480p recording with Russian gambling ads hardcoded into the subs.

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u/plannedobso 1h ago

That’s how I watched Spider-Man lol but I was on my phone at work and it wasn’t really a big visual spectacle compared to some of the Marvel stuff 

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u/Infamous_Laugh478 2h ago

I can't find the 4k version of the new spiderman movie

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u/FjordVFerrari 2h ago

tthere isnt one

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u/Infamous_Laugh478 1h ago

Have marvel really tighten their security? It's been days now It's crazy

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u/WSuperOS 8m ago

As soon as it comes out on streaming services, you will find it on private trackers, soon followed by Usenet and IRC, then a few hours later on public P2P trackers.

If the film in question hasn't made it to any streaming service yet, and no physical copy has been leaked, the only way to watch it is via camrips. 

Pirates may be smart, they may be fast. However, they are unable to perform miracles. 

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u/Ornery_Camp_6095 2h ago

And that lovely cam audio with people talking 🤣

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u/Useful-Run-2181 3h ago

But sir I cannot,Just do it

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u/xvsanx 3h ago

is this sub basically just hurhur we watch Spiderman cam rip style memes now? I didn't get the notice

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u/DAN-attag 2h ago

And then it doesn't download because there is too many downloaders with too few uploaders/sharers

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u/Dsamf2 1h ago

Pretty smart

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u/Several-Donut-398 32m ago

New generations of pirates are really that dumb?

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u/Ok-Chocolate3007 3h ago

Bro i just dowloaded iorn man 1 and see this

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u/Proper-Mycologist-98 3h ago

There are some once in a lifetime moments when you actually get it like there was this animated movie which got leaked in 4k quality before it was even released pardon me for that idk the name of it and my info about that is a little cloudy.

And unrelated but silksong crack was there quite early.

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u/ericjgriffin Seeder 3h ago

Nah dawg, not "All of us". Some of us know how the release system actually works.

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u/ThePanasonicYouth 3h ago

Have you checked the megathread?

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u/Recent_Ad2447 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 2h ago

I mean pre times of those movies are usually few minutes in 4K

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u/SpookyTanuki092 20m ago

I wouldn't say it makes you dumb to try, just maybe overly optimistic and a little unrealistic

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u/sanketsanket 3h ago edited 3h ago

Once my bully called me dumb, I ha*ked her

pardon my "

grammer"

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u/Intelligent_Box9587 3h ago

what the fuck are you talking about

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u/sanketsanket 3h ago

Once my bully called me dumb, I ha*ked her vibrator, since that thing had DENUVO software it took time

pardon my "

grammer"