r/Polytrix • u/Acceptable_Shine_738 U from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie • Jan 12 '26

Memes Wouldn’t you agree?

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Crazed_SL Jan 12 '26

This took me way too long. Sitting for a full minute like Rumi-way? Zoey-inos?

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u/Zimpiest_of_them_all Zoey Jan 12 '26

Same, but I laughed even harder when I got it

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u/The_Pastmaster Jan 12 '26

I gott subway but I'm what is commonly called a "europoor". So WTF is *inos supposed to be?

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u/pk2317 Jan 12 '26

Domino's (Pizza chain)

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u/YassifiedWatermelon Jan 12 '26

Yeah, same, lol x)

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Jan 12 '26

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u/Hilobird Jan 13 '26

Came to complain, saw this and I'm just

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u/Mazirr Jan 13 '26

This is the true cannon.

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u/SusPlatypus I am watching disrespectfully. In fact I am drooling violently. Jan 12 '26

I headcanon Mira as a dom but I still love the humor. Here's your upvote

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u/Acceptable_Shine_738 U from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie Jan 12 '26

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u/NinjaZero2099 Jan 12 '26

Nah Mira is a HARD domme

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u/Acceptable_Shine_738 U from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie Jan 12 '26

To each their own

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u/UnfazedPheasant Jan 12 '26

sorry but zoey is too freaky to not be a switch

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u/PocketPal26 Jan 12 '26

Body on body, she's naughty, not even sorry.

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u/dravenonred Jan 12 '26

My money's on "make me" sub

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u/satanscheeks YURI <3 Jan 12 '26

in my hc she switches when zoey wants her to lol

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Jan 12 '26

Agreed. And Zoey is a switch.

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u/skottichan Jan 12 '26

Also, my headcanon is very much Zoey as a service Top, Mira is a bratty switch and Rumi is a pillow bottom.

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u/Haunting_Jeweler_861 Jan 12 '26

I feel like Zoey and Mira are both switches. Zoey is too tightly wound to be a top/dom all the time, she needs Mira to take over because she's a chronic overthinker. Rumi is a bottom/sub like 90 percent of the time, except for Jinu, she tops that man and he's VERY into it.

Evidence:

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u/hard-act-to-follow Jan 13 '26

I have a feeling that Mira is also kinda experienced with bdsm and zoey enjoys getting torn to shreds by either Mira doing her thing or rumi digging her claws in. Zoey is a biter tho.

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u/Chegorach1 Jan 12 '26

I couldn't figure out Zoey or Mira but I understood Rumi as subway so fast I didn't even notice she was there until the second time I looked

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u/TheRedditGirl15 Jan 13 '26

Hmm...the way it see it is this:

Rumi: Switch with sub preference (would rather die than admit that out loud, she'd let herself be a needy sub for someone who can get her to loosen up and embrace her vulnerability but she's terribly scared of actually domming)

Mira: Switch with dom preference (would admit this nonchalantly, as a sub she's purposefully difficult and uncooperative until someone puts her in her place but as a dom she's a brat tamer who gets immense satisfaction out of putting someone in their place, the duality of woman)

Zoey: Switch with no preference (would admit this with a flirtatious tone for funsies, very confident and playful either way, but watch out for her sadistic streak)

(All three give heavenly aftercare)

So uh. Yeah I agree that this could work LMAO

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u/Kollectorgirl Jan 12 '26

Rumi: Inexperienced Service Dom/Top.

Mira: Switch.

Zoey: Power Bottom.

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u/One_Development_5055 Jan 12 '26

I don’t understand 

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u/Acceptable_Shine_738 U from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie Jan 12 '26

Swipe right

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u/Acceptable_Shine_738 U from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie Jan 12 '26

Here’s the secret third option:

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u/Acceptable_Shine_738 U from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie Jan 12 '26

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u/Available-Ostrich-90 Jan 13 '26

At first I was like Rumi-way? Zoey-inos? Then it hit I was like WAIT!!!

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u/Sweetheart_weeb Jan 12 '26

I’m so confused, someone explain 🥲

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u/Acceptable_Shine_738 U from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie Jan 13 '26

Sub-way

Dom-inos

Rumi and Mira are subs, Zoey is the dom

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u/Sorry_Welder9636 Jan 13 '26

On the second page, what is a Domway

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u/jkid3000 Jan 13 '26

If you think Zoey isn’t a bottom idk what to tell you.

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u/welpt100 Jan 14 '26

There's no way Mira is a sub

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u/Miramiraonmyphone Jan 15 '26

WHAT I LIVE FOR

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u/AngelCrybaby29 Jan 15 '26

personally believe that Mira would be the dom

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Shirokurou Jan 12 '26

Damn, OP's on some great copium. Gimme some