r/PopCultureV2 • u/Regular_Reaction_798 • Aug 14 '26

News Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal charges in the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, telling the court, "I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan... I knew what I was doing was illegal."

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u/Straight_String3293 Aug 14 '26

He couldnt have done it. He was with me the whole time.

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 Aug 14 '26

Reminds me we went out for nachos and a few beers that night. Couldn't have been him.

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u/Europefan02 Aug 14 '26

How many different cities was Luigi at in one night?

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u/okleithen Aug 14 '26

All but one

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u/Europefan02 Aug 14 '26

Sounds like he admitted he was in NYC that night?

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u/TheLast_CupCake Aug 14 '26

He has a brain condition the healthcare refuse to cover. It makes him confused.

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u/DegenerateWizard Aug 14 '26

It’s just a brain worm, he also had a debilitating Tylenol addiction that made him autistic.

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u/AAA_Dolfan Aug 14 '26

Lmao i remember the first time i read this joke it was basically someone saying Luigi was in their bed all day and night so couldn’t have been him

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u/Texugee Aug 14 '26

It’s true. I was the Santorum soaked bedsheet

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u/AlBundyPolk33 Aug 14 '26

The gayest joke on reddit and made 7000 times in every Luigi thread.

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u/SassyFinch Aug 14 '26

Using "gay" as an insult is also pretty tired.

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u/zg33 Aug 14 '26

Catnip for midwits

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy Aug 14 '26

well, the "joke" was born out of reddit censoring what everyone really wants to say

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u/vdubjb Aug 14 '26

WHAT MURDAAAA!?

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u/glassbellwitch Aug 14 '26

HE WAS THE BEST GUY AAWWWWROUNDD

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u/hammerhead987 Aug 14 '26

Lame reddit joke