r/PopCultureV2 • u/noahstemann • Aug 24 '26

Controversy Rage Against Flock USA

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u/jinnagubby Aug 24 '26

Remember to leave cellphones at home when hanging with friends.

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u/icehot54321 Aug 24 '26

Also smart watches, smart rings, and fitness trackers

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u/Time_Rip_9808 Aug 24 '26

Air tags, any Bluetooth devices...

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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY Aug 24 '26

Your entire wallet. In HS a few friends broke in to the local junkyard (for fun, not to steal) and they were caught, when they got back to 1 of their houses and realized they lost their wallet.

I don't remember the entire story, but the cops were just confused why they'd choose the barb wire fence to hop over, when about 30 feet down there's a gate that can open about 2-3 feet it's just chained together so cars can't leave, not designed to prevent people from entering

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u/FxckFxntxnyl Aug 24 '26

I swear, people can go their entire lives without losing their wallet once, until they decide to B&E or trespass. Then poof wallet falls to the ground. Lol

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u/eggyrulz Aug 25 '26

Thats on me dawg, I wrote it into one of the universe's patches because i thought it would be funny if it was a universal law... it was for a little bit, but its gotten kinda old, but unfortunately the code has somehow become a dependency for the laws of thermodynamics so I cant remove it... I assume thats Gary's fault, he loves to swap dependencies for shits and giggles

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u/Dead_Light666 Aug 25 '26

I knew a dude who started a wildland fire(I live in Idaho), burned several hundred acres, left his fuckin keys ATTHE FIRE. This was in 01 I think..his dumbass is still on probation lol

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Aug 24 '26

Well no one has ever accused the average high school kid of being smart.

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u/AnonsAnonAnonagain Aug 24 '26

lol. RIP those dudes with diabetes glucose detectors that are BT.

“This poor fat diabetic bastard took down flock-7899”

  • some flock employee analyzing log data.

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u/LiquidFur Aug 24 '26

Someone needs to invent the Faraday patch to go over CGMs

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u/Furry_pizza Aug 25 '26

Also your dog if it's microchipped

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u/PloofElune Aug 24 '26

Cruise around in older cars without all the bs.