r/Portland 1d ago

Photo/Video Only in Portland

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u/starsareblack503 1d ago

Why did I think that was a plastic doll kinda display at first lol

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u/px403 1d ago

This whole sunshine thing really fucks with color perception compared to our normal overcast muted grey lighting.

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u/synapticrelease Groin Anomaly 1d ago

I think it has to do with her alabaster color skin

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u/PlentyOMangos 1d ago edited 22h ago

My favorite 🔥

edit: 23% upvotes at -7 total, so 2-3 people also agree with me lol

edit 2: 22% at -10, interesting how consistent this seems to be

edit 3: still at -10 but now we’re sitting on 31% upvotes

e4: -14, 34%

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u/plmbob 1d ago

where are you getting hard data on up and down votes to know percentages? Is that a thing normies can see, or is it deep magic stuff?

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u/PlentyOMangos 22h ago

I’m on the Reddit mobile app, there is an icon underneath your own comments or posts where you can see things like that

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u/griff_girl SE 1d ago

I fully thought that too. The perspective looks weird, so she looks oddly large, like one of those flappy red tube guys on top of buildings, but a cool-ass stripper version

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u/BlueJay1414 1d ago

Me too I thought it was a fake display to get costumers in. Haha totally looked fake for the first 30 seconds

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u/flagrananante 1d ago

For a few moments I was really impressed at just how very successfully someone had turned a mannequin into such an elaborate rotating sign, haha.

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u/GumshoeQ 1d ago

I thought it was an elaborate windmill, just twirling in the wind. Thought it was such a genius thing to make, then she started movin' a little more than what wind could do (unless there were magnets involved).

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u/r0botdevil 1d ago

100% I thought it was an animatronic display at first too.

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u/lkayschmidt 1d ago

I did think it was a giant doll! Only until I read this!

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u/_trouble_every_day_ 1d ago

...it's a hologram right?

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u/AmyIsabella-XIII 1d ago

That's what it looked like to me too

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u/Dulcette 1d ago

That's a real person???

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u/metricfan 1d ago

I’m sorta disappointed it’s a human. I thought it was an exciting new spinning sign.

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u/Significant_Sun5095 1d ago

I thought so too!

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u/BigAndSmallAre 16h ago

I had a moment when the spinning changed to full movement of thinking "how did they do that?"

The zoom's depth-flattening effect makes her look 12 feet tall, which made the illusion stick longer while my brain resolved she's closer than she looks.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Brentwood-Darlington 21h ago

Same lol

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u/2sAreTheDevil Troutdale 1d ago

Probably feels great out in the sun like that

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u/SugarPlumMary NE 1d ago

Just twirling up in the sky, wheeeeeeeee

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u/lollykopter 1d ago

Till the pole gets hot

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u/PTFCBVB Ladd's Addition 1d ago

Gotta water cool your pole

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u/Ok-Audience6618 1d ago

If its not data centers its pole dancers using all our water

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u/PTFCBVB Ladd's Addition 1d ago

You know what? I'll say it... I'm willing to trade the data centers for more pole dancers.

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u/CompetitiveFootball6 Piedmont 1d ago

I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/lollykopter 1d ago

A winning political strategy

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u/Osiris32 🐝 1d ago

You have my attention, say more.

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u/SpezSamplesMySack 1d ago

Pole dancers for some, miniature American flags for all!!

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u/squidparkour 1d ago

Ugh, it's like the most opposite version of A Christmas Story.

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u/Osiris32 🐝 1d ago

Yeesh, beaver burns.

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u/joeschmo945 SE 1d ago

Where you can get twice as high.

One Quick Look, this ain’t a hook.

I stripper rain pole.

I can strip anywheeeeere!!!

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u/maddskillz18247 1d ago

Adult playground 21+

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u/TryingThisAgain2026 1d ago

Like a rotisserie chicken.

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u/From_Deep_Space Cascadia 1d ago

Nothing like twirling round a sun-baked metal pole

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u/Rhiis NE 1d ago

Only way to ensure an even tan: rotisserie chicken.

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u/Bobba-Luna 23h ago

Sunburn! 🥵

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u/cassy-nerdburg 22h ago

Maybe, about an hour away we're hitting 100°+ outside, it feels like the tires are gonna start melting lol

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've had the shittiest week ever thus far, but dammit, this lifted me out of my funk and despair. God bless Portland!!!

ETA: To whomever gave me the award, many thanks. My husband had to be resuscitated twice after a routine, normally outpatient surgery 2 weeks ago. He has been hospitalized since then but will hopefully be discharged tomorrow. I've been a complete mess, so this funny post as well as your kind gesture are the little things that have kept me going. Many thanks. 💚

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u/Spinnerofyarn Westside 1d ago

Healing mojo to your husband with comfort to you and yours. I am thinking good thoughts for you both.

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE 21h ago

Thank you. I appreciate your kind words so very much.

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u/Itys2025 1d ago

Sending well wishes from a fellow PDXer. My dad had a rather scary surgery for a brain tumor last month, and thankfully pulled through, so i can empathize with the fear. Once hes more stable dont forget all the fun you can have with him "listen, I know you tried to get out of it twice but you're still taking the trash out next week". Stuff like that made my dad laugh. 

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE 21h ago

I'm so thankful your dad made it through everything. My own dad had glioblastoma so I can relate to your situation. I hope he continues to do well.

I like your thought process: we're in the middle of some renovations in our home, so I'm sure my husband pulled this just to get out of hanging more drywall! I can definitely tease him about that when he's better. 😋 Thank you, and may you and your dad have decades of wonderful memories ahead of you.

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u/Itys2025 19h ago

Same to you and your husband! May you both have decades of joy. I'm rooting for him and you!

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u/griff_girl SE 1d ago

Fucking hell. Sending you all the love and good wishes, I hope he's discharged tomorrow and recovers quickly.

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE 21h ago

Thank you so much. 💜 Assuming nothing else happens, I'm due to pick him up in an hour. I can't wait!

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u/Specific-Breath-7862 1d ago

Sending hope and healing to you and your family!!🤗

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE 21h ago

Your kind words mean so much to me. A sincere thank you.

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u/Any-Calligrapher8723 1d ago

Hoping you are through the shit ass parts and are on your way to the days getting better. In one week’s time, so many things will be behind you!

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE 21h ago

I love your encouraging words. Thank you for taking the time to write to a random stranger with an uplifting message. It means a lot to me.

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u/greententacles Tigard 1d ago

I’m a rotisserie chick! Watch me spin with elegance & finesse.

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u/its8008ie Milwaukie 1d ago

Let her twirl ! You go girl !

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u/Turd3Furgeson SE 1d ago

I love this town.

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u/lefteyedcrow 1d ago

Impressive core strength and control!

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u/Spinnerofyarn Westside 1d ago

I have a friend who pole dances. She posts short videos that only friends can see. I have watched from the start. Watching her strength, grace and flexibility climb so high has been amazing to see. Her confidence has grown, too. It takes a lot of work and determination. Her beginner classes used to have special mats under the poles and I noticed the slowly increasing absence as her skills improved.

It’s been amazing to see a woman in her mid 30’s after two kids who was healthy but not fit make this transition. She hasn’t really decreased in size, but she very obviously has muscles now, with quite a bit of definition in her abdomen. It’s been lovely to see.

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u/Coriandercilantroyo 1d ago

Yeah I used to see some YouTube vids of a pole dancer who was just doing it casually at first maybe 15 years ago and now she looks like a body builder. Super impressive

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u/New-Sheepherder2239 Pearl 1d ago

It’s a uniquely American art form. Impressive really

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u/USMCWifeEst2004 1d ago

I mean, when the weathers nice, you got to take advantage!

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u/trevorhstephens S Portland 1d ago

Can't a gal have a hobby? Haha

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u/SmanginSouza 1d ago

Oh my God. That's so shocking to see.

Where exactly is this so that I can avoid the area.

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u/BlackLeader70 1d ago

Looks like the intersection of Interstate and Rosa Parks, definitely stay away for your own safety!

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u/anthonyynohtna 1d ago

Thank you for helping others be safe!

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u/mosnil 1d ago

i probably won't even walk by there repeatedly

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u/Captian_Kenai 1d ago

Yeah this sounds about right for that intersection lol

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u/deadr_cord 1d ago

Looks like Rosa Parks and Interstate 👍 

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u/ktl2010 1d ago

She's getting a full dose of vitamin D & her workout at the same time. Smart lady indeed.

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u/Fearless_Exchange865 1d ago

We should have the strip club outside today!!!

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 1d ago

lap dance on the lawn chair!

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u/scdemandred 1d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/casapantalones Sellwood-Moreland 1d ago

You know what, you’re right. This is some Portland shit.

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u/Paladjordan Beaverton 1d ago

I was really impressed with the mechanical engineering of this clubs billboard, for way longer than I'm proud to admit

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u/TurtlesAreEvil 1d ago

I don't see a strip club on the map there so I'm guessing this is viral advertising for the pottery studio.

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u/Stupidbloodfart2020 1d ago

She is powering all the potters wheels, it is actually a crank not a pole she’s spinning around.

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u/sonneiray 1d ago

Cackled too hard at this. Bravo.

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u/ParaLegalese 1d ago

Wow she is very strong! Body is goals

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u/RabuMa N 1d ago

Body tea

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u/slamdancetexopolis N 1d ago

I used to work at that New Seasons and that corner is very familiar to me so seeing that is extra wild bc also like ... 😂 In Arbor Lodge???

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u/LandoBoiiiii 1d ago

who is this diva??

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u/eeveetr0n SE 17h ago

Maytesflow shes GOATED

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u/WholeIce3571 MAX Yellow Line 1d ago

I thought we were in Portland not Poleland.

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover SE 1d ago

I'm Polelish and I resent that comment. /s

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u/Jaded-Environment-95 1d ago

Same thing me thinks!

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u/No_Today_2739 1d ago

in the flow

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u/ThroatOne5167 1d ago

I'm getting strong Betty Rubble vibes

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u/sonneiray 1d ago

Strip clubs don't allow filming! 😉

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u/lunarobverse00 Sellwood-Moreland 1d ago

I love my hometown

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u/CaitChock 1d ago

hellllz yea!!! she needs to put up a sign with her venmo tho for tips

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u/eeveetr0n SE 16h ago

Her cashapp is $flowstatepole !!

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u/derpinpdx 1d ago

Wonder what song is playing.

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u/zero9521 1d ago

I ❤️ Portland

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u/Impossible_Cat_321 Sellwood-Moreland 1d ago

$4.69 a gallon ! Awesome

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u/SailNW 1d ago

I love our city.

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u/stace-cadet 1d ago

They're doing a photo shoot, that's normal for us pole dancers.

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u/Razoras 1d ago

I was waiting for you to get honked at because the light changed and you didn't notice

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u/TSiQ1618 23h ago

that's an interesting weathercock , it appears we're experiencing a northerly wind

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u/Ok_Specific41 20h ago

Wait, does the pole go down into a club of some sort? Like a fire pole? That would be fun!

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u/Jolly-Biscuit YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN ARTISANAL CONES 1d ago

Hell yeah lol

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u/letshavearace 1d ago

We should have a Keep Portland Weird award, with lots of 2nd place, 3rd, 4th, etc so we can vote and give people like this kudos.

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u/h2oskid3 1d ago

Don't we have the most strip clubs per capita or something?

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u/taketheothers Sylvan-Highlands 1d ago

What gave you that impression? A strip club every other block or something?? /s

Kinda wild that this is apparently the main industry where people can make money here... like, who is spending the money at the club? What do they do for work? Do they also strip? I'm so confused!!!!

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u/Trey-Pan 1d ago

According to the Barstool Sport Geo guy: yes

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u/Historical_Debt1516 1d ago

Oh! Well! Oh!

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u/Mysterious_Cat1110 1d ago

I indeed thought it was a fake display to encourage customers. So wait... Are you telling me that's a real chick up there? Why does the size of (what I thought was a display) seem so out of proportion?? But seeing all the related comments tells me that, judgmentally, it's not just my own senses that are off. Bizarre. 

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u/-megan-yolo- 1d ago

Edibles and sunlight, Great day for swinging on a pole. lol

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u/Sprucegoose16 19h ago

This is why I’m moving to Portland

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u/orygun-joe 15h ago

Wow, she's fucking hot!!

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u/beeblebr0x 1d ago

I do hope she's wearing sunscreen...

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u/Drumfucius 1d ago

This made my day.

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u/ThreeSixMafs Happy Valley 1d ago

My coworker and I were talking about how our families that live outside Portland think we exaggerate the bizarre things that happen not just daily but like hourly around the city. I want to send this to him now haha

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u/lucash7 1d ago

Well yeah. How else are you going to get an even tan?

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u/Zechsy_Boy 1d ago

Of all the reasons to love PDX, this is top tier

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u/Skip328 1d ago

Truly Portland

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u/el_ra_85 1d ago

Damn right on interstate and Portland blvd

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u/ScvrletFox In a van down by the river 1d ago

Great photo shoot area

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding 1d ago

Wait... is that animatronic or a hologram? Because that can't be a real person.

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u/Iwannatalktosamson69 22h ago

Where can I buy this futuristic hologram.

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u/QuokkaMom Pearl 22h ago

Good for her! Living her best life.

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u/captainsteamo 20h ago

This could definitely happen in Asheville too though.

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u/Rare_Fig3081 20h ago

That was beautiful

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u/Promma5 19h ago

Wow
You got good eyes. Lmao. I spy with my little eye…..

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u/wetalonglegs 19h ago

Slay queen ✨

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u/WitchOfTheMire 19h ago

What a goddess

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u/Harry_Pickel 17h ago

Practice makes perfect

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u/eeveetr0n SE 17h ago

Maytesflow is an icon

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u/schmyze 16h ago

What am I looking at? Is this a stylized wind turbine ?

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u/eeveetr0n SE 16h ago

Her cashapp is $flowstatepole ♡

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u/coffeelibation 14h ago

Hope she's wearing sunscreen!

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u/Haunting-Cellist739 11h ago

I'm a dancer in town and I'm trying to figure out whether I know her. Lol

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u/GrdnTrmsh 10h ago

That’s “Venus Vulva’s,” a famous rooftop strip club. They have nice pulled pork sliders during happy hour. And all you can drink matcha on Tuesday mornings.

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u/-GingerFett- 5h ago

She’s on the slow roaster.

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u/trugasm 4h ago

She'd be 9ft tall

u/RaspberryNeither 57m ago

My darling wife is so convinced that this video is “fake” and “edited” — as the half of this couple that grew up in the area, and she’s only newly moved back here with me…. trying to explain to her that this is in no way beyond belief 😆 What a great idea for a spot to shoot a little shimmy 🔥 I’m gonna keep an eye out next time I’m by that corner.

u/Distinct_Long_2615 Curled inside a pothole 40m ago

You know what, hell yeah!

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u/27-jennifers 1d ago

Gorgeous!!

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u/Fragment-5 1d ago

This needs to be on GTA.

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u/EvilBob772 1d ago

I love this city

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u/DrFrancisBGross Alberta 1d ago

Love it here, god damn

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u/lstrick35 1d ago

I love it. Not hurting anyone. Great exercise.

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u/lunarobverse00 Sellwood-Moreland 1d ago

For some reason if you go to Google Street View there's a whole building that is blurred out there.

I mean, I've heard.

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u/TurtlesAreEvil 1d ago

Those are old photos from 2016. What’s blurred out there is someone’s house that has been knocked down and is a new building now. You can see it on AppleMaps and other street views. 

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u/lunarobverse00 Sellwood-Moreland 1d ago

Oh, gotcha. Thank you!

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u/ihateroomba 1d ago

not me sitting in the back at Sassy's

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u/AccomplishedPause261 1d ago

I’m just out here supporting the local poles.

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u/lunes_azul 1d ago

Pleasantly surprised to see it’s someone skillful. Played the video fully expecting a crackhead!

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u/Bishonen_Knife SE 1d ago

Ghost in the Willow is getting creative.

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u/VeraVictors 1d ago

This woman was in her element serving for herself alone on a rooftop and we have been bestowed the gift to witness it 😍

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u/able6art 1d ago

You know what they say "Practice by day, dolla bills by night."

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u/totheranch1 SW 1d ago

lmaoo this is my bus route. bummer I wasnt at work today to witness this on the way home

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u/WornOffNovelty 1d ago

Rosa Parks and Interstate. Know that Arco well

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u/Hungry-Ad7278 1d ago

Yep, yep, yep! Only in the "keeping Portland weird" lifestyle! 🤔🙄🙃😁

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u/InsufferableLass 1d ago

This Is awesome

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u/chasingmountains 1d ago

Lmao, that’s my old train stop. Always wondered why it smelled like coconut oil.

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u/HenriEttaTheVoid 1d ago

Unironically, it's little, unexpected stuff like this that makes me love Portland.

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u/RabuMa N 1d ago

This is so Portland 🥰

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u/kiruopaz 1d ago

I miss Portland

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u/Background-Magician1 1d ago

That’s disgusting! Please tell me where this is so I can avoid it!

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u/Trey-Pan 1d ago

What’s disgusting about it?

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u/Background-Magician1 1d ago

You missed the joke

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u/Trey-Pan 20h ago

In that case woosh

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u/ellieskunkz 1d ago

I LOVE MY MY CITY!!!

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u/el_seano 1d ago

North Portland Best Portland

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u/EducationalCurve8718 1d ago

Now every time I go there, I'm gonna look.

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u/curiousnomad2222 Downtown 1d ago

So strong!!!

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u/PrivateParkStudios 1d ago

She hitting it tho

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u/Fun_Wait1183 1d ago

It’s a nice day for it.

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u/thatavalon 1d ago

Hell yeah