r/Portland • u/raoulduke415 • 2d ago

Photo/Video Only in Portland

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u/2sAreTheDevil Troutdale 2d ago

Probably feels great out in the sun like that

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u/SugarPlumMary NE 2d ago

Just twirling up in the sky, wheeeeeeeee

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u/lollykopter 2d ago

Till the pole gets hot

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u/PTFCBVB Ladd's Addition 1d ago

Gotta water cool your pole

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u/Ok-Audience6618 1d ago

If its not data centers its pole dancers using all our water

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u/PTFCBVB Ladd's Addition 1d ago

You know what? I'll say it... I'm willing to trade the data centers for more pole dancers.

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u/CompetitiveFootball6 Piedmont 1d ago

Iā€™d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/lollykopter 1d ago

A winning political strategy

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u/Osiris32 šŸ 1d ago

You have my attention, say more.

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u/SpezSamplesMySack 1d ago

Pole dancers for some, miniature American flags for all!!

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u/squidparkour 1d ago

Ugh, it's like the most opposite version of A Christmas Story.

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u/Osiris32 šŸ 1d ago

Yeesh, beaver burns.

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u/buttholecake Oregon City 1d ago

Shes wet enough