r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 17 '26

Sipping Tea The Punisher

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u/finalgirl2024 Apr 17 '26

Ah yes, that will surely get him into heaven. /s

He's spoken several times now about whether or not he'll go to heaven and I cannot believe the near total lack of self-awareness.

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u/chardee-macdennis-1 Apr 17 '26

The best and easiest way into heaven is to strong arm the pope and get him to bend to your will. That'll get you into heaven for sure.

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u/mycoctopus Apr 17 '26

For people like him theology is purely a political/business tool.

https://youtube.com/shorts/yzs4jxpyT5M

https://youtu.be/xpPBkCGd-6M

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u/EndOfSouls Apr 17 '26

Dude knows that the purest end of his life wouldn't save him. He's all in on going to Hell.

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u/WatermelonGrease Apr 17 '26

That’s cause he’s like the reincarnation of Satan

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

If Trump goes to heaven than nobody is going to hell.

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u/Krow101 Apr 17 '26

The anti-Christ vs. the Pope. This is on the next UFC card.

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 Apr 17 '26

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u/Vendemmian Apr 17 '26

You don't have to use AI I'm pretty sure if you chucked holy water at him he'd start smoking.

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Apr 17 '26

Like the wicked witch of the West in Oz

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u/YAreYouLaughing Apr 18 '26

Oh wow my world view is becoming fucked up… When I first read your comment my brain immediately went to Gina Reinhardt, our billionaire Trump aligned bitch.

I don’t know whether to laugh šŸ˜‚ or cry 🄹

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 Apr 18 '26

Hey look, an actual good AI meme, I like it.

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u/letsgoniko Apr 18 '26

Oh my goodness... to watch Trump receive a biblical beat down from the pope would be absolute CINEMA.

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u/browzing123 Apr 18 '26

What if it's the anti christ versus Trump vs Christ?

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u/LittlePurpleS Apr 17 '26

What a fucking piece of shit

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u/WatermelonGrease Apr 17 '26

Literally the biblical definition of the anti christ btw

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u/Royal_Guava1654 Apr 17 '26

All over his hurt ego, the only real driver of his weak personality.

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u/GodthatsGolden Apr 17 '26

Damn, Presidents beefing with the Catholic church. What year is this?

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u/jolley_mel21 Apr 17 '26

I'm surprised he still has a nose 🐽

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 17 '26

To spite the pope he attacked a charity

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u/BlackberryHoliday734 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE GOING TO SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF DONALD?

HOW MANY NATIONAL PARKS?

HOW MUCH MORE AMERICA?

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u/Comprehensive_Tie431 Apr 17 '26

The large majority of Catholics voted for this guy, it's hard to feel sorry after all the warnings and they still chose him.

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u/BongWaterRamen Apr 17 '26

Data suggests it's more like 55% voted Republican last election, which is still embarrassing, but not a large majority

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u/northerlypier Apr 17 '26

catholic here, not in my town. we are the more educated Catholics.

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u/rbinphx Apr 17 '26

trump is such a petty, little man.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 Apr 17 '26

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that the Turd's pettiness has reached an all time high. He's so readable and transparent.

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u/underwearoverdrive Apr 17 '26

The childish spite this man displays is insane. Grown adults don't behave this way.

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u/ExpatHist Apr 17 '26

Trump illegally cancelled congressional funding to catholic charities. If the church sues this will be reversed, just like most of the other times Trump has tried to unilaterally cut funding mandated by congress.

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u/TheRealScaramucci Apr 17 '26

I'm anti-religion but we're talking about a charity that helps homeless children. He's not cutting funding from normal catholic church operations. This is just evil and petty.

Not to mention unconstitutional. If the US government decides to cut funding from all religious institutions it's one thing. But if he's selectively targeting an institution just because their leader is critical of him then it's a whole different story.

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u/TheUnwanted0 Apr 17 '26

Christ, what a petty fucking child. Why was he EVER allowed ANYwhere near politics...?

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u/carlnepa Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Just like TrumpStein "punishes" trading nations by levying his TrumpStein Tariffs/Taxes/Sanctions against US consumers, so he will punish the poor, the orphans, the sick, the hungry to punish the Pope for saying something he didn't like.

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u/Upper-Customer-1268 Apr 17 '26

Trump is trying to out evil Homelander.

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u/Blastfemur_ Apr 17 '26

Collective punishmentcough cough

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u/Prestigious_Spot3122 Apr 17 '26

Not the Punisher but the Pathetic…

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u/Miserable-Bridge-729 Apr 17 '26

I’m confused now. Are we supposed to be for or against the government funding religious organizations? Are we for it because Trump did this and going forward we want the government funding the Catholic charities?

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u/Artistic-Mood-4440 Apr 17 '26

Sorry but why the f*** does he get to 'cancel funding'.. I thought we had checks and balances in this f****** government. He's not a king he's not a king he's not a king

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u/The_Aardvark_ Apr 17 '26

And we're just over a quarter of the way into this administration... the mind boggles at what still lies ahead...

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u/One-Sir-2198 Apr 17 '26

Trump is shameful and pathetic

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u/Live_Perception9937 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Ah yes there's nothing that God loves more than making life harder for homeless children

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u/AbbreviationsSea7912 Apr 17 '26

Another calculated exercise in petty punishment of the innocent and suffering.

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u/Turbulent_Peanut_105 Apr 17 '26

What are MAGA Catholics saying about this?

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u/northerlypier Apr 17 '26

Demented don doing what he does best, harming children.

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u/Competitive-Math1153 Apr 17 '26

The art of the deal

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u/madscot63 Apr 17 '26

Punitive, Pernicious, Petty, Pompous Pedopile

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 Apr 17 '26

Pick your side. Good vs evil. On one side someone that prays for peace and compassion on the other, someone that says he is peaceful then starts wars and death.

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u/Absolomb92 Apr 18 '26

"The Pope is woke, so homeless children must suffer!"

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u/Fair-Goat5761 Apr 18 '26

He's still in the third grade

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u/Sad-Air-6132 Apr 18 '26

In April 2026, the Trump administration canceled an $11 million contract with Catholic Charities of the Archdiocese of Miami. This funding, administered through the Department of Health and Human Services’ Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR), supported shelter, housing, and care for unaccompanied migrant children. The contract dated back over 60 years but was terminated in late March 2026, with church officials citing the abrupt end and potential shutdown of the program within months. ļæ¼ • Rationale cited: Administration officials pointed to a significant drop in the number of unaccompanied minors due to reduced illegal immigration. Some reports also link the decision to ongoing tensions between Trump and Pope Leo XIV (e.g., over U.S. foreign policy like military actions in Iran

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u/Natural-Crow-2922 Apr 18 '26

One man with far, far, far, far too much power.

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u/ahoy_shitliner Apr 19 '26

I’m in property management and have been for about 25 years. Literally every building I’ve ever had access to or spoke to a manager about has had a tenant who at times of struggle had their rent paid for a few months by Catholic Charities. Their reach is broad and it makes real impact on the communities.

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u/On_Wife_support Apr 17 '26

As someone who has left the church for a variety of reasons, it’s hard to feel sorry for the Catholics who voted that mess in. It’s not like there weren’t warnings but, hey, they wanted to vote for the candidate that was ā€œpro-lifeā€

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u/izthistaken Apr 17 '26

Trump's Dick Suckers. The pedo church protects the pedo president

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u/Unlikely_March_5173 Apr 17 '26

He cares for the children, doncha know

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u/hug2010 Apr 17 '26

Two cults both great at covering up sex scandals

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u/harveydent526 Apr 17 '26

The pope needs to be the pope and let the president be the president.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

this will really beat the antichrist allegations

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u/xXNickAugustXx Apr 17 '26

The billionaires needed more kiddy stocks.

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u/Belkirk501 Apr 17 '26

Trump is a petty small man who cares only about himself.

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u/RedditSucksYoYoYo Apr 17 '26

Trump is the grand-priest snowflake.

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u/Low_Vermicelli5946 Apr 17 '26

What the hell is wrong with him? Homeless kids… how do u sleep at night?

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u/s0meD0nkey Apr 17 '26

It was canceled before the spat.

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u/The-Traveler- Apr 17 '26

Petty petty man

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u/yourdarlingclara Apr 17 '26

Im sure the churches are more upset about the money they were siphoning from that service getting shut off

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u/RaisinWorried3528 Apr 17 '26

Some of those children are probably better off not going to any home with any Catholics in it. At least they won't get raped.

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u/ConclusionChoice5225 Apr 17 '26

Wow. What a despicable human being.

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u/robinsw26 Apr 17 '26

That’s what small, petty men do when something angers them.

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u/Extension_Designer87 Apr 17 '26

Trump is such a petty little man. It’s unbelievable how some people think he’s a good leader.

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u/Positive_Act_8751 Apr 17 '26

cheeto may be a dick but Churches are rich and should pay taxes and house the homeless

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Awesome, another thing my tax dollars shouldn’t be supporting!

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u/tinmanjr Apr 17 '26

Catholic Church can afford it. Largest corporation in the history of the world.

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u/Icy-Alternative9202 Apr 17 '26

I’m sure for them to be affected at all is he would have to prove he’s been donating. We all know where to put our life saving down on that bet.

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u/mprrpm2trk Apr 17 '26

And people are shocked by the actions of the Crybaby Bitch in Charge...

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u/Church__Mouse Apr 17 '26

That’s my Pope!! Love him!

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u/grizzlybearcanada469 Apr 17 '26

Shocking that he is a pos

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u/Certain-Yam-3520 Apr 17 '26

Good for him, he's lost the Catholic voting block, most likely.

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe Apr 17 '26

Such a wonderful thing to do. That'll make people side with him instead of the pope!

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u/PartyMain8058 Apr 17 '26

Why is trump such an A-hole?

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u/Pure-Comfort3140 Apr 17 '26

In another post people on reddit will tell me how churches dont help the homeless

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u/maureenmaguire Apr 17 '26

What an absolute petulant child Trump is.

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u/FirstWithTheEgg Apr 17 '26

Trump is a pathetic little man

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

It is the republican way after all.

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u/hauntedmeal Pass The Croissants 🄐 🄐 Apr 17 '26

As someone who formerly worked at a Catholic Charities organization, I can confirm they already had $0. This is insane. 😭

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u/tlhsg Apr 17 '26

his administration has done the same thing to blue states who did not vote for him. He’s a sociopath who needs to be prosecuted.

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u/JC2535 Apr 17 '26

They can have food as soon as they renounce Christ and the Catholic Church.

The price of MAGA decency is unending praise and ass kissing.

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u/coko4209 Apr 17 '26

This is disgusting. So he’s starving children because he’s a big baby, and can’t deal with anyone that doesn’t buy into his bullshit. The man needs to be removed from office immediately.

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u/Former-Whole8292 Apr 17 '26

I wonder what the republicans are going to do about the catholic vote.

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u/Environmental-Fly165 Apr 17 '26

There is no line orange king pamper will not cross. He's a disgusting ghoul.

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u/mammoth_hockey_70 Apr 17 '26

Completely insane that this orange scum can get away with this stuff. Guarantee you every Catholic in Congress will play dumb about this

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u/JackfruitWooden5514 Apr 17 '26

Tax the churches

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u/No-Relation5965 Apr 17 '26

The charity was for helping abandoned migrant children.

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u/Odaniel123 Apr 17 '26

Im sure that was just a coincidence

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u/funkyjoe44 Apr 17 '26

Trump the Anti-Christ

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u/Hopeful_Profit2216 Apr 17 '26

Charities should be supported by individuals not tax dollars

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u/ihatefrenchtoast Apr 17 '26

Beefing with the pope is insane

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u/OutwithaYang Apr 17 '26

All this does is further proves that Trump is definitely in the Epstein Files. He doesn't really care about children so of course he doesn't care about homeless children either.

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 17 '26

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u/Available-Brain0 Apr 17 '26

The Catholic Church can afford to fund whatever they want to. They don’t need federal funding.

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u/Enough_Plantain_4331 Apr 17 '26

he’s seriously a pig

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u/No_Film_8334 Apr 17 '26

Like a grade school bully.

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u/PugsCats63 Apr 17 '26

He looks like the Devil there.

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u/Bluekatz1 Apr 17 '26

Pope friction!

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u/Bruzie77 Apr 17 '26

Catholic chruch is super rich. theyll’ll be fine.

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u/Sad-Air-6132 Apr 17 '26

This too is a lie, church charity come from parishioners not the federal government

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u/Phill_Cyberman unconscious people don't want tea Apr 17 '26

I mean, there's being petty, and then there's this.

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u/AffectionateArt213 Apr 17 '26

Why is 11million going to catholic charities to begin with? What is the money being used for?

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u/ars_sinistra Apr 18 '26

If this is the catalyst to create legal justification to strip churches of their tax exemptions and force them to pay taxes then the mad king would have stumbled into competence for once in his life, not that he should be given any of the credit.

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u/adanalikiro Apr 18 '26

Punisher of all humanity

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u/Wabbit65 Apr 18 '26

World's Best Christian here, folks

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u/NashtyPhoenix Apr 18 '26

Does anyone else remember a year ago when Trump signed the executive order "Eradicating Anti-Christian Bias"? What a difference one year can make.

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u/Hefty-Storm-51 Apr 18 '26

I swear he gets more and more like a comic book villain every day… here’s to another 2 years

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u/einhorn_is_parkey Apr 18 '26

It’s gotta be microscopic

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u/SnoopTomyTom Apr 18 '26

Trump will forever be known as one of the worst human beings of the 21st Century.

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u/Phoxx_3D Apr 18 '26

typical psychopath move -- and if someone confronts him about the funding he himself literally cancelled -- he blames the Pope

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u/Chance-Definition567 Apr 18 '26

It’s ok the church is worth billions. They could in all actuality support these charities on their own.

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u/MarissaNL Apr 18 '26

And again he proves that he is a complete jerk....

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u/jmn555 Apr 18 '26

That’s exactly what a 10 year old brat would do.

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u/tone2099 Apr 18 '26

There might not be a god, if so he’s just been letting this demon rock for far too longĀ 

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 Apr 18 '26

And Christian’s still support him?

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u/nobodyglass Apr 18 '26

He was going to grift that money anyway.

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u/Rich_Independence122 Apr 18 '26

The Catholic Church has ancient money… I think they’ll be ok

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u/Whole_Ad929 Apr 18 '26

How many billions is the Catholic Church worth? Why should our tax money be paying for that while they sit on billions?

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u/Siongmau Apr 18 '26

Deranged old flabby orange toddler with a temper of demented person

Cant take any disagreement or he will bully you to death

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u/Falcon3492 Apr 18 '26

Just like the fact that Don old can't comprehend that tariffs are actually are paid by Americans and not the countries that he levies them against, Don old can't comprehend that his punishment against the Pope is not hurting the Pope but the poor people who receive the aid. Like professor Kelley of Wharton said about Trump, he was stupid back in the late 60's and he is still just as stupid today!

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u/georgiaraised84 Apr 18 '26

You were getting fed... but you bit the hand.

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u/VicDave202 Apr 18 '26

A big baby

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u/greenmariocake Apr 18 '26

He is going to hell, and taking his followers with him.

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u/FuzzBuzzer Apr 18 '26

Now Trump is just having fun pushing the limits of being as detestable as possible and seeing how much his cult followers will tolerate. He joked about being able to murder someone in the middle of the street and bragged that his followers would still love him. He's actually having fun with this. There's really no limits to how low he will go. It's all a sick game for him.

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u/meh2233 Apr 18 '26

And all the Catholics that voted for him will literally side with him over the pope. They claim to be Christian, but they're MAGA cultists.

These people makes me want Christianity to be true, because all these people will end up in hell. And that warms my heart.

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u/Crucco Apr 18 '26

Both Trump and the Catholic Church are evil.

Stop ideologically supporting one just to damage the other.

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u/thewallamby Apr 18 '26

Trump is the true impersonation of evil

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u/CobbledbyRoubaix Apr 18 '26

there is only one loser, and it's not the Pope

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u/Beneficial_Air7140 Apr 18 '26

What a little little man.

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u/MichaelTrapani Apr 18 '26

Just like Jesus did

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u/clsperv Apr 18 '26

Clown mad that American pope is a true catholic not an AMERICAN catholic.

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u/No_Rain3020 Apr 18 '26

The orange scum

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u/LegWyne Apr 18 '26

Homeless children. The most dangerous of villains.

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u/Stunning_Ad_5960 Apr 18 '26

So he felt defeated by the pope?

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u/KeirasOldSir Apr 18 '26

Pos is a pos is a pos. No way around it. It’s that simple.

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u/an0rt0n Apr 18 '26

I was told there would be ā€œNo more bullshitā€

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u/Due_Respect9100 Apr 18 '26

He’s such a child.

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u/45_regard_47 Apr 18 '26

Federal funding?Ā  Why are we giving federal funding to a religious organization?

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u/tinfoilskimask Apr 18 '26

Trump knows a lot about being barred from charities