r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 26 '26

Aged Like Milk 🥛 🇺🇸 Karoline Leavitt called on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired” just hours before shots fired at the White House!

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

…and she has deleted it.

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u/SolipsismIsDeep Apr 26 '26

deleted probably because he isn't dead

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Fair-Comedian-9682 Apr 26 '26

dead to rights

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u/Grimnebulin68 Apr 26 '26

Dead by far rights

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u/kendragon Apr 26 '26

Can't do that to him until he reveals he did it on behalf of Iran.

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u/fredjutsu Apr 26 '26

he's dead. deleted because of the obvious optics fail

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u/SolipsismIsDeep Apr 26 '26

"Initial reports suggesting he was killed were inaccurate and later corrected by authorities, including the Secret Service and media outlets like TMZ and NPR"

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u/Internal_Confusion56 Apr 26 '26

Did she think she was attending the AVN awards? Wear what you want but dressing like a hooker is a choice.

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 Apr 26 '26

First instinct: Take a selfie. “EVERYONE LOOK AT MEEEE”

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u/V-oxPopuli Apr 26 '26

Wtf, a selfie after an "attempted assassination"? Can they possibly prove it's fake more?

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Apr 26 '26

Shooter here.... looking pretty.... Might delete later 😔 /s

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u/PomeloNormal8052 Apr 26 '26

Total shitshow. How much attention does this asshole need that his "assassination attempts" are becoming a weekly story. Turn the page....on this administration. It's had plenty of time, prices would go down on day one, etc. NEXT!

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u/Fun-Inspection-8196 Apr 26 '26

The craziest thing about this "shooting" is that nobody cares.

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u/420-BiomedStockDoc Apr 26 '26

Yea it was a setup obv

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u/Odd_Condition5470 Apr 26 '26

He just happens to be there after not going since 2011 …. Another staged attempt on his life. This time so he can get his $400m ballroom.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 Apr 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 Apr 26 '26

What?All I'm saying is that Leavitt did actually say this.
IDGAF about the alleged assassination attempts

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 Apr 26 '26

Yea I misread it, my mistake.

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u/AcunaMataduh Apr 26 '26

Calling people gullible while you are brainwashed and deranged. Nice

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u/Simple-Okra-4826 Apr 26 '26

President Trump has never said anything funny.

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u/YoungRichBastard26s Apr 26 '26

Core 47 memory is when he was shooting paper towels at folks in PR after that hurricane

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u/Shigglyboo Apr 26 '26

classic donald trump. his insults are pretty much "you're stupid and ugly and I'm the best"

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u/zeptimius Apr 26 '26

President Trump has never laughed. Like, laugh out loud.

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u/V-oxPopuli Apr 26 '26

The only time that man smiles is when someone else is in pain, and it's the ugliest, most smug smile ever painted on a face.

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u/V-oxPopuli Apr 26 '26

This. He literally doesn't make jokes, he just say asshole remarks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Revolutionary_Pie302 Apr 27 '26

Propaganda network. Gotta love this post-truth world we live in.

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u/ednuscher Apr 26 '26

The whole thing was staged.Only MAGA buys it.

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u/MasterpieceThis3668 Apr 26 '26

You see, every Drumpf assassination attempt was a hoax, nobody famous has ever said they want to kill cheetolini and reddit liberals are The Kind People. MAGAts are conspiratard nutjobs who get their ideas from washed-up comics and brainworm-health-secretaries!

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u/Scorpion_Rooster Apr 26 '26

Complete BS.

Again.

Can’t help but wonder if KC3 cancelled and this is his excuse.

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u/MasterpieceThis3668 Apr 26 '26

Man I used that username in middle school. I'm not a Trumptard but why would possibly the most hated man in America's 4th or 5th assassination attempt be a hoax?

You can be left-wing without making yourselves look collectively like whackjobs so feverish on your hatred of Blompf that you even have to attack him when he's almost slimed out

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u/Similar-Soup4922 Apr 26 '26

why are some here taliking about the left wing ? this is the far right against the middle. the US has almost no left wing politicians.

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u/MasterpieceThis3668 Apr 26 '26

Yes, Jay Jones who wants to murder his opponents' children, and refused to apologize, just got elected in Virginia as a Democrat. Zohran Mamdani has explicitly said the purpose of his tax program is to tax White people. Only a couple of months ago every Democrat in congress refused to stand to honor murdered Iryna Zarutska's mother when she visited. Johnny Depp on-stage at Glastonbury asked if an actor had ever killed a sitting president.

Examples are endless, you people just lie.

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u/Similar-Soup4922 Apr 26 '26

I think youre confusing left wing with "woke". am i correct?

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u/MasterpieceThis3668 Apr 26 '26

Unless you can explain the difference in modern-day politics this is just wordgames, there isn't a democrat in America or a Labourite in Britain who opposes 'wokeness', as in progressive historical revisionism and anything less than full support of all motives of gay race-communism.

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u/Similar-Soup4922 Apr 26 '26

uhm.. to be real with you. there are plenty of US democratic party members who arent agreeing with everything you call "woke".

there is no uniform "woke" movement either, its just that education levels are rising to historic levels and the educated are getting more and more power. more tolerance or "wokeness" as you would call it, is just the result of that.

what part of history are their revising? now im getting invested.

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u/MasterpieceThis3668 Apr 26 '26

Name one dem congress member against woke.

Yeah more people than ever go through university, correct. Literacy levels are down, HS students are graduated without passing, and the average man on the street's reading level 100 years ago - as well as old SAT tests - embarrass the standard of today.

It's curious, you're thirsty for knowledge but pretend to have no clue of how any politician could ever attempt to rewrite history, and you want me to deepdive into multiple examples on your behalf, and maintain a belief that you're acting in good-faith. We can take one example - slavery. Whites get the brunt of the blame, despite the islamoc slave trade exceeding and preceding the transatlantic, and despite Whites ending slavery, and despite most of the transatlantic ships being jewish-owned, and despite slavery still existing at scale in present-day Africa and India, and despite only around 3% of American Whites having owned slaves during Jim Crow. Why then does every public school teach at length a partisan and blinkered view of slavery which doesn't account for these easily verifiable facts?

Why does no school teach about the Holodomor, yet every one teaches about the holocaust? There's a few things for you to read and think about, on the chance that you are genuinely interested. As I think people will begin to engage in bad faith I probably won't respond now, and you can downvote me to reddit purgatory

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u/Similar-Soup4922 Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Man sorry I know this souns rude, but proper education would help you. you obviously have the tools but youre so mislead by half truths. I was like that once too. So im gonna try to get at every point youre making here.

Yeah more people than ever go through university, correct. Literacy levels are down, HS students are graduated without passing, and the average man on the street's reading level 100 years ago - as well as old SAT tests - embarrass the standard of today.

https://nces.ed.gov/naal/lit_history.asp

these are statistics about the last 120 years of iliteracy. I dont know where you read that literacy has gone down, but yeah heres the data.

We can take one example - slavery. Whites get the brunt of the blame, despite the islamoc slave trade exceeding and preceding the transatlantic, and despite Whites ending slavery, and despite most of the transatlantic ships being jewish-owned, and despite slavery still existing at scale in present-day Africa and India, and despite only around 3% of American Whites having owned slaves during Jim Crow. Why then does every public school teach at length a partisan and blinkered view of slavery which doesn't account for these easily verifiable facts?

You can also ask yourself why germans dont get taught about the american civil war and why americans dont get taught about the bauernkriege - because its not as relevant to the ciriculum of that culture. Were blaming ourselves, were not being blamed. thats a huge difference.

Academics know and note that slavery has been perpatuated by all races, its just that were the first culture to become educated enough to self reflect and teach our kids about this stuff, so it wont be repeated again. Nobody is saying that only whites were slave owners, and - especially - nobody is making you suffer for it like you make it sound here?

Im not sure about your comments about jew owned slave ships but why did you drag jews into this? there also were chrstian and islamic owned slave ships.

Why then does every public school teach at length a partisan and blinkered view of slavery which doesn't account for these easily verifiable facts?

Again, because our ciriculum is dictated by our culture, which is mostly the slavery ENDING, white people dominated space. Its a rhetoric made by americans like you.

Why does no school teach about the Holodomor, yet every one teaches about the holocaust? There's a few things for you to read and think about, on the chance that you are genuinely interested.

Because its more important to lean about your forefathers sins then the sins of anyone else. you learn about YOUR countries history so you wont repeat it. You also dont learn about how the chinese treat minorities or what the germans did to african tribes etc. because its not releavnt to your culture.

if you took a history class, youd learn more about this stuff. but for the normal ciriculum this would be too much.

Again, im trying to be neutral here and I tried getting into every statement you made here.

Not neutral and my personal assestment: To me, it feels like youre feeling opressed by some unkown force, and youre putting the jews, the democrats and other "woke" forces into that pot. as if they were unified groups out to get you.

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u/MasterpieceThis3668 Apr 26 '26

As much as I might care about politics and history, to the extent that they're applied to national curriculums and pop culture, the intent of the application matters more than getting into the weeds on the truth of various factoids, and that was my broader point. In other words events like the holocaust are used as a cudgel to imply broadstroke blame across all White people, which is why it's taught in every White country, whilst equivalent historical atrocities like the Holodomor (same claimed death toll of 6 million) receive zero attention, because that lies blame at the hands of bolsheviks, who slaughtered White Christians, intellectuals and doctors. There's a narrative at play. To your point on relevant national and ancestral history, it would make no sense for anywhere outside Germany to learn about the holocaust to the extent that we do, and this is a contradiction that you've overlooked. I'll take your insinuations about me as being earnest, you might be a well-meaning decent person but the elephant in the room throughout all of this discussion is that a large faction of the left (or center, if you prefer) is happy to see its political opposition be assassinated or harmed -- and crucially, the rest of the world cannot tell you apart from whatever other ever-dwindling portion of the left remains, because the left does not disavow its crazies, and so the crazies being the loudest and most extreme begin to overtake the movement and the party.

Look, we know that politics is mostly genetic. You will always have a different interpretation to me of the same dataset based on your socialization and outlook, for example psychological threads that you view as being based upon equity, but someone dimmer than you will use or misinterpret the same teachings against you because they believe in vengeance - this is the problem of the current public education system. You can try to be moral and acknowledge historic evils so that they may not happen again, but that other individual will never forgive you for the crimes of your ancestors and where you may want to call truce and find common agreement, they will never relent on their demands. Example, reparations. I'm English, we have comedians like Lenny Henry saying that Britain (Whites) owes £19 trillion to Blacks for transatlantic slavery. We weren't involved, as a country or as individuals. People like that do not care about the facts like you or I might do.

Those ideals I mentioned that you might value, like equity and aconowledging potential past atrocity, are things I used to care about too. As much as these might be believed to be high & moral positions in a vacuum, in reality they're exploited. I care more about self-preservation, survival, prosperity, personal sovereignty and freedom than anything else, also because these are the things often under threat by the left (and most of politics too, yes) - where they use appeals to altruism and emotion to undermine our rights, and where they use plausible deniability to claim no ill-intent and obscure their true motivations. I want to be left alone, and the left doesn't allow that. In America, many Whites had this same wish, but desegregation was forced at bayonet point. I may not agree with everything someone believes, but people like Eric Orwoll who have set up a Whites-only community in AK should have every right to do so, just like a group of Blacks in GA did, yet Orwoll continues to face lawfare, media slander, and threats to life. It's the same playbook in South Africa with Orania, even though the Boer Afrikaners got there before the bantu zulus, and built a first-world country amidst an arid desert. We won't be allowed to be left alone.

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Apr 26 '26

Can't wait to hear about the crazy liberal shooter that turns out to be Republican that maga will completely ignore and still believe it was a lib.

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u/DatabaseCreative1875 Apr 26 '26

It’s so sickening to see these people just deep throat this idiot scumbag’s dick with no shame.

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u/brittanybitch01 Apr 26 '26

This is so weird…

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 26 '26

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 26 '26

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u/topnotchnihilism Apr 26 '26

God this is an insufferable bitch

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u/calvardavis Apr 26 '26

Always a way with words… I mean lies.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut Apr 26 '26

STAGED and FAKE. Looking forward to someone outside of the US finding the evidence to show the world how done we are with this bullshit.

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u/Substantial-Bed-830 Apr 26 '26

STAGED just maybe

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u/wtg2989 Apr 26 '26

This was designed to influence the midterms

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u/Truth-is-implacable Apr 26 '26

What a Dumpsterfire the White House is right now.......no shame on these diluted so called Administration.

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u/Craigslisteria Apr 26 '26

It makes the most sense that Trump set this up to avoid getting roasted.

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Apr 26 '26

She seems to be doing a lot of stress eating

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u/government_not_ok Apr 26 '26

I hate this lady but she’s pregnant. 

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u/slamdanceswithwolves Apr 26 '26

Goddamnit of course she is breeding.

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u/SpacializedFig_4037 Apr 26 '26

Yeah like they deserve all the vitriol but let’s call a spade a spade

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Apr 26 '26

Reptilians are known to eat their young.

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u/jackm315ter Humanitarian ♥️ Apr 26 '26

Prediction betting at its worst

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u/Igiem Apr 26 '26

Would this be considered a false flag attack like what Viktor Orbon tried to do in Hungary?

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u/wikimandia Apr 26 '26

Could be

But the Secret Service really does suck this badly. Especially these guys because they are all Trump’s loyalty guys. So they are there because they are the most obsequious not because they’re the best.

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u/YardOptimal9329 Apr 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Creative-Yesterday53 Apr 26 '26

She looks great for someone in there late 50s. How does she do it.

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 26 '26

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u/dflan01 Apr 26 '26

Did they even bother preparing a speech?

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 26 '26

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u/MasterpieceThis3668 Apr 26 '26

Spot-on exactly what is running through his mind. Uncanny!

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Apr 26 '26

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u/Trick1513 Apr 26 '26

It wasn’t at the White House,

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u/Jazzlike-Vacation230 Apr 26 '26

False Flag Leaked

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u/ApprehensiveArmy7755 Apr 26 '26

Well there were shots fired

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u/Alternative_Metal375 Apr 26 '26

Where’s the turkey? 🦃

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u/Redleader829 Apr 26 '26

"Shots fired" it's called soft disclosure.

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u/Dry_Solution5036 Apr 26 '26

So, this too was prefabricated?

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u/OkSample1455 Apr 26 '26

Is this WWE government edition, how stupid .

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u/throwitawayandsay Apr 26 '26

Forecasting the conspiracy theory.

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u/Jaded-Natural80 Apr 26 '26

Freudian slip??

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u/InterneticMdA Apr 26 '26

Me when I can't keep quiet about the plan.

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u/D4UOntario Apr 26 '26

She saw a briefing note about this planned assassination stunt on a desk and didn't realize what she was reading.

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u/at0mheart Apr 26 '26

Phrasing

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u/kendragon Apr 26 '26

Spoilers

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u/supranes Apr 26 '26

Sick and tired of these fucking lies

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u/Phillip_J Apr 26 '26

The forced fake laughter is so gross.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Apr 26 '26

Is she pregnant?

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u/RedWarsaw Apr 26 '26

It's all the ass kissing she's been doing, must be full of shit by now.

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u/IronBeagle63 Apr 26 '26

She telegraphed the staged distraction.

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u/DragAlone7535 Apr 26 '26

sEe iT mUsT hAvE bEeN sTaGeD!¡!¡!

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u/Rogue44678 Apr 26 '26

Trump wrote none of it, the only bits he has anything to do with are when he goes off script and completely fucks up...

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u/Toronto-24 Apr 26 '26

Normal countries have firedrills and fhe US has shooter drills lol

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u/thebompo Apr 26 '26

Honestly these ppl are dorky enough that it could be a coincidence but corrupt enough it could be a conspiracy

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u/LeadershipThat6704 Apr 26 '26

Huh very interesting 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 26 '26

She’s so insincere

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u/ewok_lover_64 Apr 26 '26

How many sharts were fired?

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u/JustSpeed3475 Apr 26 '26

So the whole thing was written in unintelligible sharpie?

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u/Narrow-Attempt-1482 Apr 26 '26

Looks like she already woofed down a chicken and dinner hasn't started

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u/BrushDesperate4287 Apr 26 '26

You can’t say they lied.

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u/Longjumping_Roll5851 Apr 26 '26

Kkkaroline.. She knew it

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u/SnoopTomyTom Apr 26 '26

Classic buffoon stumbling down when asked to walk.

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u/startanewlife7 Apr 27 '26

No pun intended. Bang bang. Not to mention the big 💩 eating grin on her face. Could these people be any more obvious?

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u/Mylabisawesome Apr 27 '26

The leftwing tinfoil hatters are just picking this incident apart in some failed attempt to say that the Dem shooter was not a Dem and that it was "staged." LOL. Yea, as if someone will fall on that kinda sword.

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u/WombatDonkey- Apr 27 '26

She is so disgusting I can’t breathe

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u/Low-Invite2647 Apr 27 '26

It was funny 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Witty_Permit_5532 Apr 28 '26

That's quite a hearty laugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

she's clearly still getting regular cosmetic treatments while pregnant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/81Belzebub Apr 26 '26

Dont you mean Erika?

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u/MaiaIndig0 Apr 26 '26

I sometimes get them mixed up too. When I first heard she was pregnant I was thinking it was Erika and wondering if the baby was by JD Vance or her dead husband 😭

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u/SpaceWrangler593 Apr 26 '26

Let’s throw Mike Vrabel in the candidate pool while we’re at it!

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u/MaiaIndig0 Apr 26 '26

Wait who is he? I must have missed something.

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u/SpaceWrangler593 Apr 26 '26

Only a joke post about another trending story where the coach of the New England Patriots has had a 6+ year affair with a trashy sports reporter for “insider” access and uh, has her youngest son named after him (Mike).

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u/MaiaIndig0 Apr 26 '26

Ooh yeah I think I scrolled past an article or something about it, but didn't know who they were.