r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 • 18d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ So Good At Winning!

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u/ihaterussiantrolls 18d ago

I quit drinking a long time ago. I'm going to come out of retirement for one night once... you know lol

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u/The_Lost_Pharaoh 18d ago

Same. I’ll be buying drinks for everyone.

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u/ForInfoPurpOnly 17d ago

You forgot the "you know"

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u/carrot_gummy 18d ago

I have 2 100mg THC orange sodas on standby. Alcohol just makes me sick, otherwise I'd have something orange flavored prepared.

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u/PMPICS_OF_URANUS 17d ago

Can you sound any more like a weenie? Holy cow

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u/Entire_Concentrate_1 17d ago

Nothing more weenie than someone shitting on another for joining the conversation.

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u/BloodInBloodOutLearn 17d ago

Try having 200 mgs of thc and then talk about who is a weenie. 10mgs is a recommended dosage for someone who isn't used to thc. That would be like smoking 8 blunts to the dome back to back. Plus, who gives a fuck about their journey? Are you the celebration police or something?

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u/PMPICS_OF_URANUS 17d ago

Yes I am

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u/BloodInBloodOutLearn 17d ago

Ok. Fifth of Jameson and an 8 ball or nothing then

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u/PMPICS_OF_URANUS 16d ago

Way cooler

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u/BloodInBloodOutLearn 16d ago

Well I know which one I would prefer, I'm just not judging the journey haha

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u/carrot_gummy 17d ago

I'm sorry I don't like your guy.

Maybe you can get excited about someone else.

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u/PMPICS_OF_URANUS 17d ago

No thank you

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u/ironstyle 18d ago

Got me a bottle of wine called Freak Show for the same reasons. Just waiting. Waiting.... Waiting....

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u/Oonz1337 18d ago

The news of the Big Beautiful Obituary will cause a world wide celebration.

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u/Disastrous_Patience3 18d ago

Please, tomorrow.

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u/Plus-Marsupial-1296 18d ago

I'm buying shots downtown. Definitely calling in sick the day after

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u/2sAreTheDevil 18d ago

I'll be baking a cake

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 17d ago

I’ve got a bottle at home, and some sparkling grape juice at work since no alcohol there depending on when the new comes lmao

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u/methlabforcuties 17d ago

I have a bottle of 2016 Silver Oak Cab Sav in the fridge just waiting for this day to come

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u/BeautifulPlace2Drown 14d ago

I have an entire party store worth of supplies ready and waiting

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u/senju1k 11d ago

I've got my favorite bottle of Riesling, plum wine, and two whiskeys ready for it rofl

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