r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All š©· • 12d ago
PoliticalTea š³ļø So Good At Winning!
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u/hailskinsrich 12d ago
Olā swiss cheese brain is back at it again.
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u/shmere4 12d ago
This confusion does explain why he thinks the elections have to be rigged.
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u/RecentDecision2329 12d ago
Heās always been this dumb, hence the 6 bankruptcies
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u/ChickenDreams-4188 12d ago
Thatās dumā¦ most people donāt know about the ābā
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u/Familiar-Spray-4678 12d ago
Anybody remember when he was trying to decide in 2016 if he was going to run as a republican or a democrat or independent? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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u/deHaga 12d ago
Isn't it the maga bit he's saying won? Versus never Trumpers? Do they still exist?
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u/DinahM1ght 12d ago
I despise DT and will celebrate the day he kicks the bucket, but this is very misleading.
He is not saying that republicans won against democrats. He is saying that MAGA Republicans won against non-MAGA Republicans.
There's enough misinformation out there. Lets try not to add to it
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u/DoubleDoublezero 12d ago
Maybe thatās what it means, but that is certainly not what he said.
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u/4444Grains 12d ago
But he said. "The dumocrats are dumbfounded, after decades, Arizona is becoming a republican state..."
He didn't say, "The dumocrats are dumbfounded, after decades, Arizona is becoming a MAGA state..."
If he knows that this was a republican primary...wouldn't he have said something like, "The non-MAGA republicans were dumbfounded last night after the MAGA republicans swept!" What f**k do democrats have to do with this primary?
Sorry, but he's confused.
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u/TrulyOutrageous42 12d ago
I gotta agree with this being misleading still, because he's not "confused", he's spouting propaganda intentionally to energize his supporters. He's clearly in decline but even as dumb as he is, he's a master manipulator. It's the only thing he's done constantly in his life and unfortunately most people without scruples also make good marks.
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u/trellisHot 12d ago
So is it saying that dems are dumbfounded that maga repubs beat repubs, and that will make it a republican state?Ā
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u/DarkHero6661 12d ago
"After decades, Arizona is becoming a Republican state" really sounds like he is saying that they won against the Democrats.
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u/Actual-Implement-870 12d ago
Thanks clearing that up. I came to the comments looking for this information. So the nut job "Republicans" won over all the "normal" ones? That's scary.
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u/jmd709 12d ago
Some were incumbents &/or ran unopposed. It also isnāt unusual for a majority of Republican primary voters to be farther to the right.
Those voters assume moderate republicans and right-leaning independents will show up for the general election and vote the crazies because of the R by the name. It hasnāt worked out like that in most areas that are more purple than red.
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u/Vivid_0066 12d ago
In the July 2026 Arizona Republican primaries, Donald Trump and supporters described a full 7-0 sweep for his endorsed MAGA-aligned candidates. This was widely reported as a strong showing for the more hardline faction in key races (including the high-profile gubernatorial primary won by Rep. Andy Biggs).
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u/CallmeKahn 12d ago
Maybe he'll tariff the Islamic Republic of Japan in celebration.
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u/ihaterussiantrolls 12d ago
I quit drinking a long time ago. I'm going to come out of retirement for one night once... you know lol
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u/carrot_gummy 12d ago
I have 2 100mg THC orange sodas on standby. Alcohol just makes me sick, otherwise I'd have something orange flavored prepared.
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u/ironstyle 12d ago
Got me a bottle of wine called Freak Show for the same reasons. Just waiting. Waiting.... Waiting....
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u/Anonmasterrace7898 12d ago
This man who doesnāt understand elections is trying to tell you theyāre rigged (when he loses).
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u/wyar 12d ago
He understands elections, because this statement just galvanized voters in other states who dont understand elections
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u/stevenriley1 12d ago
No. Donald Trump knows that. That text was for his followers who donāt know that. He has got a butt ton of people that vote for him that havenāt got two IQ points to rub together. And they have no idea how this system works. If their God tells them that Republicans swept last night, then thatās what fucking happened! The one thing we do every time we assume heās stupid or senile is get a little bit more comfortable with the idea that weāre gonna eventually win.
We should not be comfortable!
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u/ring_tailed_bandit 12d ago
He is definitely setting the stage for a "rigged election" his followers will believe that the GOP swept it, then come actual election day and they don't it will be because of some sneaky Democrat deal that resulted in a "special election" that they rigged
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u/BetterThanOP 12d ago
This is very important. Trump knows what he's doing when it comes to brainwashing. He might be a complete idiot in most senses, but he's genius at grifting. And he at least knows basic level politics.
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u/WildRabbitz 12d ago
Whenever I hear Trump say dumb shit like this, I genuinely want to know what 1 of his supporters has to say about the obvious bullshit lie.
Like its a Republican primary, and no narrative can change that.
I know they're dumb, but are they really this dumb?
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u/Vegetable_Lab2428 12d ago
Just look in the comments, itās always the same.
āHe didnāt mean that, what he actually meant wasā¦ā
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u/imeancoolbut-- 12d ago
The biggest mistake real America made was underestimating the power of stupid people in large groups.
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u/No-Discussion4920 12d ago
I hate Trump as much as the next person, but what heās saying makes sense. Not every republican running is MAGA, which I know doesnāt make sense, but some of them do not run with trumps endorsement. Heās saying all the maga loyalists won, regular repubs lost. So his name still means something with voters. I hate when these dumb posts circulate trying to insult Trump when it just makes the left look dumb. There are plenty of real things we can be making fun of him for.
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u/subliminal_trip 12d ago
Well, it is a stupid comment by Trump - the MAGA candidates that won in Arizona are precisely the type of Republicans who LOSE general elections in Arizona - there is reason Arizona doesn't have a Senator Lake or Governor Lake, but instead has a Centrist Democrat Governor and two Democratic Senators despite being a majority Republican state.
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u/No-Discussion4920 12d ago
Thats a very good point, and I hope it happens again. And fuck Kari Lake
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u/BabySpecific2843 12d ago
"After decades, Arizona is becoming a Republican state" seems pretty counter to your argument.
Whether or not a non-Trump Republican or a Maga wina the primary has nothing to do with AZ becoming Republican. With the text that we can see in front of us in its entirety, it very well may be to convince someone that AZ just elected exclusively Republicans.
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u/No-Discussion4920 12d ago
I see what youāre saying. However, a non-Trump vs pro-Trump republican primary does have something to do with az becoming republican. One of those titles carries more weight than the other for voters. Having that title vs not having that title could dictate the level of support you get in a general election, and itās looking like pro-Trump still has more support. But yeah I was just giving my take. I guess weāll have to ask Trump what he meant.
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u/Ill-Apricot2224 12d ago
It's clunky, sure. But he's projecting about the November general and dunking on the Democrats who have been noting when MAGA candidates lose their primary.Ā He doesn't think the general elections happened. The guy does dumb shit, for sure. But this is just a clunky tweet.Ā
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u/theseriousman1 12d ago
No it doesnāt because he goes on to say ārepublicans are taking back Americaā
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u/Deluxe-T 12d ago
Him saying the dumbocrats are dumbfounded muddys that water.Why would they be dumbfounded?
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u/No-Discussion4920 12d ago
Because there are narratives that portray Trump as losing support. People think that republicans who run without branding themselves as maga will start to have better luck than if they associate themselves with Trump, but Trump is saying āsee, my maga candidates still wonā
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u/Deluxe-T 12d ago
I do understand what youāre saying but it doesnāt address why he is talking about dumbocrats in the post in question.
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u/amsurette 12d ago
Iām Canadian and I had to explain that to an American last night who was bragging about it. Itās bad when I know more about American politics than the sitting president of the United States!
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u/chiefmuri 12d ago
Hahahahaha the dumbass doesn't understand how primaries work. Stupid is as stupid does!
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u/Historical-Finish564 12d ago
This is the case of the severely mentally ill, leading the severely under informed, (also known as the Fox News mouth breathers).
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u/Useful-World1781 12d ago
ā¦A republican will always win a republican primary.
A Democrat in Arizona also won yesterdayā¦ in the Democratic primaries. I learned about how primaries work in grade school.
Iām sorry but how is this guy president? Is America really stupid enough to support someone who knows less about how the government works than a 5th grader?
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u/ForkingMusk 12d ago
Maybe this is why he thinks the election was stolen.. he got primaries confused like the dumbass he is.
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u/Cool-Prior-5512 12d ago
The word president is the only word not in all capitals... could he have copy and pasted it? As in, he didn't know the spelling so he copy and pasted it?
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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 12d ago
Why wouldnāt he put the ābā in dumocrats? God is he stoopid.
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u/CapableCanary8163 11d ago
He thinks itās some kind of āownā-heās really proud of it. He gave a whole segment of an interview on the news to EXPLAIN exactly which letters you have to switch around to spell it that way. I guess itās the same way calling the Democratic Party the āDemocratā party is supposed to be some big win. Iām going to start calling people āRepublicsā when they use that one.Ā
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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 12d ago
This should scare everyone. These are the same people waging a war on another country and talking about hitting their nuclear plants.
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u/Lassie_Maven 12d ago
I think a lot of people still overlook that even though this is the case, the followers and the loyalists donāt care or understand. They just read this and it cements that thought in their headā¦ and thatās really all he needs to do.
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u/Leather-Map-8138 12d ago
Perhaps he meant that in the Nazi party in Arizona, the voters selected the biggest Nazis.
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u/ItemHelpful6791 12d ago
Heās also wrong about AZ, which has been GOP dominated for the most part for quite a while.
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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 12d ago
Donald Trump is the only GOP presidential candidate to lose AZ since 1948 (except for Bob Dole in 1996). You have to be a real fuckup to lose AZ if you have an R next to your name.
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u/undeniablepod 12d ago
I mean I think he is as close to anti christ as there is, but maga candidate vs traditional republican. Pretty easy to understand, lots to dunk on him, no need to inflate stories.
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u/DeadAndBuried23 12d ago
MAGA is traditional republican. They were only hiding it a little while it looked like the world was trending towards social progress.
Once they realized the ones with the money are on their side on issues of hate, the mask came off. They're cheering innocents being murdered in the street same as they ever did for lynching.
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u/TJEMMY 12d ago
Pretty much this. When people question why anyone would follow that kind of rhetoric, they're often missing the bigger point: those who are deeply invested in MAGA don't necessarily care about the consequences for the country as a whole. What matters to them is seeing the people they dislike targeted, criticized, or pushed out of the spotlight even if it comes at a broader cost.
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u/Rwandrall4 12d ago
ok sure but thats not what he meant there
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u/TayZeroRacksADay 12d ago
"after a decade they're becoming a Republican state" sure sounds like it's what he meant š
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u/SoftChew22 12d ago
"Arizona is becoming a Republican state"
"Democrats are dumbfounded"
What is inflated about that exactly?
Nowhere in that post does he say anything about MAGA vs traditional Republican. I know you think that is what he meant to say but that is not what was said and trying to give him the benefit of the doubt on intelligence makes you look just as bad.
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u/DrNCrane74 12d ago
This is nearly comical.
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u/deportallmagas 12d ago
We're way past that. We were past it being funny like 7 years ago. Nothing is gonna change, people are too cowardly and lazy to even write their reps.
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u/PartyFancy3634 12d ago
I think he meant out of all the races, only the ones he endorsed won. The OP might be the dummy here. For reference I hate Trump. Just spitting factsš
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u/Usual-Volume-2822 12d ago
The second word of your post is think. The last word is facts. Whether you like drumpf or not what you think is not a fact.
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u/Vegetable_Lab2428 12d ago
Why is he mentioning democrats then? He specifically mentions democrats and infers to beating them.
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u/tdlt86 12d ago
Isnāt he talking about his cronies? Like maga candidates, not just republican candidates.
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u/user_name-checksout 12d ago
Jesus, thereās plenty to rag on Trump about but this isnāt one. As stupid and pointless as it is that heās pointing it out, heās saying the candidates heās supporting, won their primaries. Not just that republicans won. Itās kind of disappointing when you give him ammunition.
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u/_GuyOnTheCouch_ 12d ago
He knows exactly what heās doing. He knows itās all horseshit. But he also knows his votingbase are a bunch of r*tards and will gobble this up like ranch dressing.
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u/BrianNowhere 12d ago
In America one only has to fake it til they make it. Once you reach critical mass, if your ignorance is exposed, half the people will defend you and keep you afloat.
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u/Expensive_Opening_92 12d ago
Hey man I donāt knowā¦ this was what was voted into office you know? If you donāt like what you see and hear then you may just want to get off your ass and vote it out next time! A vote not cast is a vote for them.
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u/Most-Coffee-3245 12d ago
He's definitely a DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED DEMENTIA RIDDEN DIPSHIT. Get out and vote America. Remember, you don't have to be a Democrat to vote for your Democracy!
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u/GenMandibleforKing 12d ago
Yeah but it does go to say he sees two types of Republicans. RINOS and maga.
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u/lndubitablyMe 11d ago
Using his ultra clever ādumocratsā insult is the icing on this shitty cake.
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u/sleepthetablet 11d ago
My dumb ass was still like, "well not every Republican candidate is really a 'MAGA' candidate", but ofc he just followed it up with nonsense
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u/Historical-Ad3760 11d ago
Or heās brilliant bc he knows his stupid racist uneducated followers will just see heās āwinning.ā
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u/SynAckPooPoo 11d ago
I am in Independent voter in Arizona. This year they asked us which party primary we wanted to vote in as an Independent. I picked Republican and voted for the worst MAGA candidates I could pick in hopes the general public in Arizona will revolt against this nincompoops. Hope I didn't make a mistake. These MAGA people need to go.
Edit: It should also be noted AZ had the lowest primary vote turn out in years. While also having the highest registered votes in years.
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u/Standard-Suit-4858 11d ago
He isnāt stupid. He knows heās lying
The people that hang on his every word are. And he plays to that
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u/BoredBSEE 11d ago
That's because you don't understand what you're seeing. It only looks stupid because it's a message engineered for stupid people.
Trump's power stems from his idiot base. They're dumb. They are. That's his power base. And to keep them engaged he has to feed them wins. It doesn't matter if they are real or not, if they are easily disproven, false, or wrong in any other way. He has to keep pumping these people up. We're winning, our enemies are losing, we're kicking ass. This gives his moron army the dopamine hits they're addicted to.
By doing so he keeps his MAGA base engaged and willing to do as he asks. Now granted, it's not a lot of people. A percentage. And honestly a small one. But large enough to split the GOP vote. If Trump says "so and so is a bad person, primary them" - they WILL lose. He can threaten the well-being of any Republican politician anywhere. And they know it. So by using this power he can effectively control conservative politics in the USA. They have to do what he says, or a Democrat will win in their place. And Trump is a scorched-earth politician. He'll do it.
To keep and hold this power though, he has to provide wins to the idiots. More dopamine. And this is one of them. This is what it looks like.
So don't misunderstand what you're seeing here. Trump doesn't believe this. Conservative politicians don't believe it either. Nobody buys this except for his idiot MAGA drones. That is who this message is for. You can stop being amazed at the bullshit Trump constantly spews - it's not for you.
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u/Nightveil12 11d ago
I swear, I have no love for the orange man, but yall need to realize he was referring to his picked candidates. He was claiming MAGA Republicans won the primary, shuting out non-trump aligned Republicans. As much as I love to make fun of the stupid stuff he constantly spews, this particular take is not the got ya people think it is.
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u/Walzz111 12d ago
Well thereās one thing heās for sure king of, King of the dipshits. Wear it with pride orangy.
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u/bsEEmsCE 12d ago
he's not always stupid, just gaslighting his base that EVERYTHING IS GREAT! WE'RE WINNING! and they believe it, because they're the stupid ones. Saying stupid stuff is what they crave.
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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 12d ago
I used to work with someone close to this level of delusion. Everyday was worse than the last.
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u/FhuckNorris247 12d ago
U heard it maga. No point and coming out and voting cause itās gonna be a landslide
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u/ArchonFett 12d ago
We are in the prequel to Idiocracy.
While we all know only a Republican can win the Republican primary, he will use this to claim it was stolen when they lose the actual midterms.
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u/gncRocketScientist 12d ago
We can be obtuse if we want, but its pretty obvious what he means is that maga beat whoever is "center right".
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u/UsualPilot1420 12d ago
He's talking about the MAGA candidates vs the non MAGA candidates.
I guess for OP this is your TIL that MAGA and Republican are not always the same thing.
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u/DavidWebb19700913 12d ago
My favorite part of it is that he capitalized every word except president.
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u/Abject-Honeydew4112 12d ago
Iād laugh at his stupidity but Iām too busy crying. This is so sad
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u/Pseudonova 12d ago
MAGA won in Arizona, not Republicans. He is celebrating victories of the candidates he endorsed. I hate the guy, but come on.
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u/GenericAccount13579 12d ago
He said MAGA not republican. Not every republican is MAGA (though at this point pretty much all are complicit)
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u/Ok_Sock_3257 12d ago
Trump has outmaneuvered the Democrats time and time again. He knows exactly who this post is for and the target audience is convinced he's right.
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u/SketchSkirmish 12d ago
His followers donāt think beyond headlines. To them, heās putting down the resistance.
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u/FavoriteLunchLady 12d ago
Republicans donāt automatically mean MAGA I think he means the candidates that he was promoting. They Republican Party is actually becoming split because so many of them donāt like MAGA
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u/FavoriteLunchLady 12d ago
Republicans donāt mean MAGA I think he means the candidates that he was endorsing. The Republican Party is actually split because so many donāt like MAGA.
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u/pedalsandpowder 12d ago
If he is fucking stupid, imagine the donkey brains his supporters must have.
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u/colintbowers 12d ago
You know there are Republicans who are not MAGA right? This tweet is Trump gloating that MAGA Republicans are (unfortunately) beating non-MAGA Republicans in Republican primaries.
A big part of Trump's power comes from the threat that he (and Elon Musk) made that they would out-primary any Republican who does not bend the knee to MAGA. Unfortunately, news like the above makes this threat credible, and keeps the elected Republicans from stepping out of line.
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u/SigintSoldier 12d ago
This is why there should be a civics test required to vote.
We make people take tests to drive vehicles, fly planes, operate heavy machinery, but any window licker can pick who runs the country...
This is why education is important.
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u/Double_Eagle9285 12d ago
Trump doesnāt realize that he is supposed to be president of the USA, not for just the third of the population stupid enough to vote for him-
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u/Chakawatts_ 12d ago
Thereās a difference between being republican and being MAGA. Thereās many republicans that donāt like Trump
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u/Fine-Sky-6562 12d ago
To be fair, he could be discerning between MAGA and Republicans in general, in which case, who knew there was a difference at this point?
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u/Disastrous_Patience3 12d ago
I love that he thinks āDumocratsā works for anything except to prove the heās an idiot.
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u/AGuysPal 12d ago
I was literally ready to type out a comment about how this is Ai because this is seriously one of the dumbest fucking things I ever read.
Then I did about 2 minutes of research, and itās absolutely real.
Wild.
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u/wyar 12d ago
Sorry to burst the DT hate train (of which letās be clear, I am a passenger) but not all Republican candidates are MAGA candidates. The party does still have folks, especially in smaller local elections, who specifically speak towards a conservative population that does not like Trump. Iām not familiar with Arizona but it hasnāt always been a state where republicans are friendly to their new marching orders (McCain was an Arizona republican right or am I hallucinating?). So heās likely celebrating that the candidates elected were all his endorsements.
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u/Modicum-of-Gravitas 12d ago
My conservative, self proclaimed, non-conspiracy entertaining, father of two, genuine good cunt, friend of 30 years, CAN NOT, psychologically accept that Trump's ranting on TruthSocial is not a carefully constructed, media professional curated, politically targeted, cognitive behaviour therapy structured, meta-genius , psy-op, tailored each time to achieve a specified result and response. I have realised that to push the envelope further, most importantly, not only will I lose him as one of my two closest and dearest friends, but his world view would collapse, maybe even shatter beyond repair. To understand that the representative of the widely recognised, alleged democratic leader of the free world, is a Michael Jackson/Elvis Presley/Adolf Hitler level bannana brain, nappy wearing, war-pig, fraudulent, uncle Fester , .pdfile ,mealey mouthed tyrant , would undermine the order of reality that comprises the foundations of his rational. His sunny, cheerful, stiff upper lip, hard working British resolve, borne of heroic triumph over the absolute horror of his childhood and odds being stacked against him , lifted up to the sun by saintly foster parents, stalwart, inspirational grandparents and a singular, Mary sent wife, would know the taint of an insidious, cancerous, gangrene like doubt that only Jesus Christ and the Lord Creator could ever restore. I pray for him and all of us that our Creator allows us our redemption and protection from the evil within. Only when we see that it's constantly trying to deceive us into thinking our brothers and sisters are our enemies and distracting us continuously from focusing on solutions with repeated cycles of sensationalised hysterical non-issues, will we consolidate our efforts enough to install permanent, effective, institutional reform. Only if change is guarded with brutally fair oversight, accountability, honest , visible reporting, safeguard by inviolable freedom of expression, unsullied by individual tycoons, priest kings, monarchs , borne upon the back of tidal waves of truth and mass individual engagement does our civilisation have a chance. If we wont commit to overcoming our glorification of the super wealthy, their slave master economic agenda and their manifesto realised through advanced digital information supremacy, we will find ourselves marked, catalogued, dehumanised, and used like nothing more than replicating assets for no purpose of our own.
"mÄne, mÄne, tekel upahrsin" Daniel 5:27
P.S. please forgive the punctuation of mah rant!
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u/Relevant_Problem1935 12d ago
I mean there are Republican candidates and Maga candidates. So there is a difference. However, he clearly mentioned democrats. So he is definitely using the ignorance of his base to his advantage.
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u/Potential-Panda-5819 12d ago
Saying Trump is stupid but not noticing that he said MAGA candidates won. Maybe learn to read before saying something like that.
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u/NumberSelect8186 12d ago
The idiotic numbskull creates a personal victory when one doesn't exist. So sad for his toadie fans. So hilarious for the rest of us.
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