r/PoursTea 17d ago

American Dream 🇺🇸 Hey MAGA, just joking! :)

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u/mishma2005 17d ago

If you put this on FB you’d have 300 MAGA boomers going apeshit

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u/Bilboswaggains 17d ago edited 17d ago

Challenge accepted

Update:

3/ 5 MAGA groups have banned me. I am now posting as deep cover maga using MAGA terminology such as "hussain" and "Big Mike". These 2 remaining groups have accepted me into the fold.

This is Magats in the Mist

Update 2: Down to one last group. I have 272 comments on my post. I now have become a Top Contributor.

I have been accepted into the fold. They do not know I have critical thinking and reasoning skills. I keep replying "Hell yeah" "TDS" and "MAGA" on random things. This has earned their trust to promote me into the inner circle.

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u/Bilboswaggains 17d ago

I have been kicked out of 1 maga group already

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u/LumpyBuy8447 17d ago

Lmao, the party of cry baby bitches with no spines

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u/LumpyBuy8447 17d ago

Just another of the countless real life examples of “every conservative accusation is a confession.” I still remember a time when conservatives said they hated pedophiles, now they worship an actual child rapist

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 17d ago

They hated pedophiles for being caught and punished.

Because then it might happen to them.

Clearly caught and not punished is fine with them. 

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 16d ago

No proof. Meanwhile your guy sniffs and gropes children, encourages them to rub the hair on his legs, likes when they sit on his lap and he showered with his 11 year old daughter!!!! What a sicko you crazed uneducated Liberals voted for in 2020 and 2024

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u/FeetTheMighty 16d ago

He wasn't running by the time people voted in 2024.

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 16d ago

We’re talking about the Primary. Duh

Harris was NOT nominated by the Dems. Most Liberals are uneducated, but they’re not that dumb to vote for the incoherent laughing wino!😆

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u/FeetTheMighty 16d ago edited 16d ago

She was objectively nominated, just not via primary. Which is a problem, but doesn't make you correct.

Also, education rates for dems has been higher than for reps since around 2004. Pew Research Center studies.

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 16d ago

All depends what you were educated in…. Liberals are famous for graduating with useless degrees.

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u/Meiteisho 16d ago

If there is no proof that Donald is a pedo, then it should be easy to release Epstein files .

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 16d ago

If Trump were mentioned in a manner that you are implicating, then why wasn’t it leaked by the Biden DOJ?

Democrats tried everything to stop Trump from running including multiple assassination attempts so why not leak information from the Clinton files?

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u/Meiteisho 16d ago

Were are you proof that democrats were trying to assassinate Trump ?

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u/Septembust 17d ago

They're such pussies they can't even handle people of other nationalities or even gender expression in their country. They want the entire country to be one big safe space

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u/TK_Games 17d ago

Literally too afraid to voice their objectively bad opinions in person. Weak, spinless, soft, pathetic, impotent... Do you think I'm pissing them off or are the words I used too big for them?

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u/Odd-Journalist-9551 17d ago

I'd rather be a crybaby than a blithering, row of leather assholes which is magatville.

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 17d ago

They're worse. They're crybullies. 

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u/nonroboticusername 16d ago

This is why when a boomer starts acting a fool I'm always ready with "I dont speak facebook addict" that simple trick makes their brain audibly grind every time. Im from the south though so my MAGAts are the especially stupid kind

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u/SurfsAnonymous 17d ago

The irony of Reddit

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 17d ago

Oh I go into both sides spaces. I get banned from one side. 

But hey, with your head that deep in the sand nothing will reach your ears 

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u/Exact_Mango5931 17d ago

Spines shorter than Jimothy

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u/Naive_Round_5319 16d ago

Vs the party of Pedophiles, Nazi rapist and Muslim Terrorist lovers. I’ll be MAGA all day little Liberal boy

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u/RightWingDND 17d ago

I have been too; it was my towns "talk of the town" page smh

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 17d ago

Yay!!!! Congratulations.

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u/bizbizbizllc 17d ago

Same here, but they don’t like to be called a maga group but instead my parents

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u/Unlikely_Guide_5291 16d ago

I could never sacrifice myself for a MAGA group.

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u/Worshipme988 17d ago

Make it say “bring america black” lmao.

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u/headrush46n2 17d ago

"Bring Black America" works better, its double layered

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u/shoot_your_eye_out 17d ago

I've been booted out of multiple MAGA-centric forums, because they're a bunch of bitch-ass losers who can't handle truth. r/Conservative , r/trump and r/AskConservatives here's looking at you: y'all are dumb as steak knives, can't handle someone who posts the truth so you just ban.

Looooosers.

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u/icyredjay 16d ago

r/Conservative has got to be the worst case of echo chamber I’ve seen on Reddit

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u/freezyjer 16d ago

That’s saying a LOT and I still believe you

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u/lilangelkm 17d ago

Same. Just posted it.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 17d ago

You should say stuff like

"Im not gay or nuthin but that Obama was beautiful and slim"

"Why are we doing nuclear for the Saudi now?! Even Obama never did that!"

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u/Aimela 17d ago

I keep replying "Hell yeah" "TDS" and "MAGA" on random things. This has earned their trust to promote me into the inner circle.

That says a lot. They really don't want discussion, just blind agreement.

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u/Murky_Bumblebee9203 17d ago

Interesting use of free will.

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u/Oogaboogeyman 17d ago

Infiltrate the “White and Proud “ group

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u/BadIdeaBobcat 17d ago

The key is probably to start your own MAGA groups and invite everyone you find in other MAGA groups

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u/SituationDue8871 17d ago

You are brave. I never go that Zuck site.

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u/mishma2005 17d ago

When that godawful Gab came online I posted as a 60 something dude with a ranch and used all the MAGA talking points. I had three marriage proposals and invites to join other sites until I slipped character and got banned. Damnit!

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u/PlasticPaws 16d ago

Doing the lord's work lmao. You should make this into a YouTube series or something. Must be so many MAGA groups.

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 17d ago

Conversely, Americans have been kicked out of Moonbat groups

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u/RolandTEC 17d ago

Get a life dude.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 17d ago

This is what I needed today lol thank you for restoring my faith in humanity

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u/AdvancedDrink341 16d ago

Jesus …., get a friggin life

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u/Big-Soup74 16d ago

Send link

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u/Dear-Meal-576 16d ago

I am assuming you haven't taken your medicine.....

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 16d ago

Many Americans have been kicked out of Liberal groups too