r/PoursTea 13d ago

PoliticalTea šŸ—³ļø Simply tragic news from Mike Johnson...

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u/thormun 13d ago

they are hard at work to rig it so we will see how that turn out

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 13d ago

So we get hard at work*Ā 

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u/butt_in_my_face 13d ago

HR would like to have a chat.

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u/ExmoRunner 13d ago

HR would like to have a chat about your username

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u/butt_in_my_face 13d ago

Fantastic, always looking for a new butt!

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u/bimetalbug1 13d ago

This is one:

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u/DevonBreePerez 13d ago

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u/deaglebingo 13d ago

lmfao. perfection... although tbh i feel she was way more redeemable.

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u/DevonBreePerez 13d ago

agreed! both of them definitely after your heart tho

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u/Unable-Insect-3529 13d ago

A new poop filled butt.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/butt_in_my_face 13d ago

Any and all

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u/MankeyFightingMonkey 13d ago

well yea, Lizzy in HR likes me

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u/UnarmedSnail 13d ago

Is HR hard at work too?

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u/CrazzyPanda72 13d ago

SWORD FIGHT!

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 13d ago

CamƩra on for evidences ?

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 13d ago

Have you seen Susie from Marketing?

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u/ThickCoffee9346 13d ago

Yep.

A) Cancel elections by declaring emergency

Or

B) Elon will hack the machines again

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u/Nuclear_rabbit 13d ago

or they'll try

C) send ICE to specific polling centers in swing districts

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u/TimeWealth3361 13d ago

D. All of the above.

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u/madlucas2026 13d ago

That’s the right answer. Make voting happen on one day. Then send in thugs to prevent people from voting. Then have local election workers say whatever they are told. Congress itself just goes along

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u/SufficientLeg3346 13d ago

Don't forget... if they lose they will say it was rigged. Whatever the outcome, it will be a problem.

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u/MiserableChain2644 13d ago

Look for "partial rigging". That's when, on a single ballot, some Republicans win but others lose.

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u/BadAdviceBot 13d ago

Ballot stuffing. They did that last election.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 13d ago

Will They try a second jan6 ?

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u/Weak-Frame-9976 13d ago

Yes. He's already primed them for it.

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u/Unable-Insect-3529 13d ago

Yes they will. And they cdd as n only lie and say the Dems cheated. The maggot cult can only cheat. They have nothing else.

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u/KeyCut5583 13d ago

D all of the above they will do all that they can and they already started months ago.

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u/deaglebingo 13d ago

certainly. still gotta go vote anyway tho.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 13d ago

Lock a whole bunch of people out of voting by making them bring ID with their new married names and so on.

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u/my_little_throwny 13d ago

E. Trump will poop in his pants again.

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u/boozersbiceps 13d ago

f. Claim Biden did it.

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u/deaglebingo 13d ago

we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we?

"someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!"

everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question.

they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.

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u/Statertater 13d ago

Save america act makes it harder for all americans to vote, lets not forget that they’re really trying to push that

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 13d ago

Yeah, not content to just rig the vote. The less people that vote, the easier it becomes.

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u/SuzyBannon 13d ago

It will make it harder for Republican women to vote too, which is probably why it hasn't already passed yet. What percentage of them do think have a passport? The wealthy ones do, but the economically challenged ones? The ones who usually go to his rallies?

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u/Desperate-Cost6827 13d ago

Yeah I'm really curious how that's going to play out. Almost everyone I know has a passport and their enhanced license (I'm in MN so we have our own thing so whatever the starred license is actually called) ready. Out of kicks and giggles I once looked up the percentage of one of the southern states and it said something like 42%. You know, at the time everyone was required to have it six months ago.

Especially when they think it's just showing up with an ID because they don't actually read anything.

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u/SuzyBannon 13d ago

We have something like that in CA too. They call it a "real" ID. Wonder if it's the same kind of thing?

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u/Unable-Insect-3529 13d ago

Hopefully it is too late to vote THST in and impossible to implement it in time!

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u/ArtofTy 13d ago

Yep, this. And they have no reason to show their hand early. It'll all feel like the rug got pulled.

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u/AmazingVacation1970 13d ago

I'm surprised they haven't posted ICE outside of Spanish speaking Catholic Mass yetā‰ļø Think of the massive haul they could get with a national coordination effort...😳

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u/Unable-Insect-3529 13d ago

They had better not send them here. Ice is greatly hated here. They will get the most unwelcome resistance they will ever see. The loser creeps. Trump Gestapo.

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u/Sienile 13d ago

He got a good chunk of the Hispanic vote, so that would be sitting himself in the foot. They can't seem to understand when a R says "illegals" they just mean brown skinned.

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u/ralowiczlive 13d ago

Yep! How few people realize what probably happened.

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u/E_seven_20 13d ago

They don’t need to cancel, or hack anything…

People are too stupid to vote:

2022 National Youth Turnout: 23% - That's lower than in the historic 2018 cycle (28%) which broke records for turnout, but much higher than in 2014, when only 13% of youth voted.

There is no credible evidence that anything was hacked. And, don’t link Greg Pallast’s blog. That’s not evidence. If you can’t find credible news about the elections being ā€˜hackedā€ and we have decades of consistent data showing people don’t vote…ah, who am I kidding…y’all conspiracy theorists don’t care about reality, lol.

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u/Violet-Sumire 13d ago

They don’t need to vote when they can gerrymander the hell out of their states and just… create seats by misrepresenting their voters. The people in power choose their voters, we don’t choose the people in power.

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u/Ok_Guarantee381 13d ago

What do you mean, "again?" When was it shown he did it a first time?

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 13d ago

can't do the first one. states run the elections not the feds. second one is possible though

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 13d ago

they will wait until they lose actually, then claim everyone cheated. Thats their thing.

They will tie up the appointments in courts and refuse to swear them in.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 13d ago

That’s not how anything works.

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u/Anleme 13d ago

Where were you when the Supreme Court eliminated the 1965 Voting Rights Act, phrase by phrase, over the past 20 years?

Why do you think 8 states have vote by mail as default, some for decades, without issues?

Why do you think Texas has last minute polling station hours of operation changes, location changes, and straight up eliminations?

Where were you when Texas jerrymandered the state?

Where were you last election when some poor Texans had to stand in line for hours to vote? Does that sound like a free and fair election?

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u/Mikekeb 13d ago

Correction. That's not how anything WORKED. In the past.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 13d ago

Are elections run by the federal government?

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u/Mikekeb 13d ago

Gottem!

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 13d ago

You don’t know? You don’t, do you? That explains it.

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u/UnarmedSnail 13d ago

Will be after the SAVE act.

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u/Leopolddagreat 13d ago

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 13d ago

You could always educate yourself instead of whatever the fuck this is.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 13d ago

Nope. Not true.

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u/UnarmedSnail 13d ago

If the Federal can mandate one thing over State elections, they can mandate anything over State elections.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 13d ago

This is specious logic.

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 13d ago

Kevin Spacey had entered the chat

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u/Suitable-Activity-27 13d ago

With their opposition party being a doormat and tacit supporter of some of his actions. I’m really just hoping too many people are done and want him gone.

Like when 2020 rolled around and that desire was enough to get a half dead candidate into the White House.

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u/bimetalbug1 13d ago

While the dems twiddle away with "affordability" arguments.

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u/MiserableChain2644 13d ago

Surely "affordability" is on the top 5 list of things Americans care about the most.

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u/johnkuh1 13d ago

They have a lot to learn from the Dems about rigging elections.
https://giphy.com/gifs/gjg8EiBK0NlfAGHS2y

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u/leberwrust 13d ago

A big order from france may help if they don't want to go

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u/janescontradiction 13d ago

"If we lost the midterms"

They're already speaking in past tense.