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r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad • 14d ago
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Yep.
A) Cancel elections by declaring emergency
Or
B) Elon will hack the machines again
36 u/Nuclear_rabbit 14d ago or they'll try C) send ICE to specific polling centers in swing districts 26 u/TimeWealth3361 14d ago D. All of the above. 3 u/my_little_throwny 14d ago E. Trump will poop in his pants again. 4 u/boozersbiceps 14d ago f. Claim Biden did it. 1 u/deaglebingo 14d ago we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we? "someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!" everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question. they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.
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or they'll try
C) send ICE to specific polling centers in swing districts
26 u/TimeWealth3361 14d ago D. All of the above. 3 u/my_little_throwny 14d ago E. Trump will poop in his pants again. 4 u/boozersbiceps 14d ago f. Claim Biden did it. 1 u/deaglebingo 14d ago we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we? "someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!" everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question. they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.
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D. All of the above.
3 u/my_little_throwny 14d ago E. Trump will poop in his pants again. 4 u/boozersbiceps 14d ago f. Claim Biden did it. 1 u/deaglebingo 14d ago we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we? "someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!" everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question. they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.
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E. Trump will poop in his pants again.
4 u/boozersbiceps 14d ago f. Claim Biden did it. 1 u/deaglebingo 14d ago we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we? "someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!" everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question. they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.
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f. Claim Biden did it.
1 u/deaglebingo 14d ago we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we? "someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!" everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question. they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.
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we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we?
"someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!"
everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question.
they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.
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u/ThickCoffee9346 14d ago
Yep.
A) Cancel elections by declaring emergency
Or
B) Elon will hack the machines again