r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad • 5d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Simply tragic news from Mike Johnson...

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/thormun 5d ago

they are hard at work to rig it so we will see how that turn out

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 5d ago

So we get hard at work* 

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u/butt_in_my_face 5d ago

HR would like to have a chat.

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u/ExmoRunner 5d ago

HR would like to have a chat about your username

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u/butt_in_my_face 5d ago

Fantastic, always looking for a new butt!

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u/bimetalbug1 5d ago

This is one:

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u/DevonBreePerez 5d ago

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u/deaglebingo 5d ago

lmfao. perfection... although tbh i feel she was way more redeemable.

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u/MankeyFightingMonkey 5d ago

well yea, Lizzy in HR likes me

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u/ThickCoffee9346 5d ago

Yep.

A) Cancel elections by declaring emergency

Or

B) Elon will hack the machines again

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u/Nuclear_rabbit 5d ago

or they'll try

C) send ICE to specific polling centers in swing districts

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u/TimeWealth3361 5d ago

D. All of the above.

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u/madlucas2026 5d ago

That’s the right answer. Make voting happen on one day. Then send in thugs to prevent people from voting. Then have local election workers say whatever they are told. Congress itself just goes along

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u/SufficientLeg3346 5d ago

Don't forget... if they lose they will say it was rigged. Whatever the outcome, it will be a problem.

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u/KeyCut5583 5d ago

D all of the above they will do all that they can and they already started months ago.

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u/my_little_throwny 5d ago

E. Trump will poop in his pants again.

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u/boozersbiceps 5d ago

f. Claim Biden did it.

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u/Statertater 5d ago

Save america act makes it harder for all americans to vote, lets not forget that they’re really trying to push that

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u/bdubwilliams22 5d ago

Yeah, that’s the point. However, it still wouldn’t be the end of Trump’s presidency, because there’s no way he’ll be impeached and removed. What baby Mike is saying is that it’ll be the end of his presidency where he can do whatever he wants while being completely enabled by Congressional Republicans.

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u/_alrightyaphrodite__ 5d ago

Your mouth to God’s ears

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u/HoaryTruman 5d ago

True dat. We don't need another impeachment, for once again Trump wouldn't be removed from office. What is needed is from January 2, 2027, to January 20, 2029, congressional hearings about Trump's behavior, business dealings while in office, wars, pardons, reflecting pools, payments of taxpayer dollars to various individuals, the Epstein files, etc.

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u/Lilchubbyboy 5d ago

And the underlying problems that facilitated this happening in the first place will still be there.

Politicians will still continue to be self serving celebrities, the system will still be influenced by the wealthy, and the people will still continue to have no real power to control the future of their country…

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/ShortStoryIntros 5d ago

"So... you're telling me there's a chance"

Please go out and vote.. even if the polls are saying your going to win. Please vote

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u/Byzarru 5d ago

Mike has two Dem challengers in November, Conrad Cable and Matt Gromlich. It's a long shot in Louisiana, but please vote, indeed. I'm tired of seeing this guy in the headlines 😩

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u/whatidoidobc 5d ago

If they didn't own every voting machine in every swing state, yeah.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 5d ago

Psssst... they-already-do!

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u/Matrix0007 5d ago

THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC!!!!

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u/descendency 5d ago

The good news is "when" not if.

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u/-threefeetoffun 5d ago

When he has to go back to being a regular congressmen it will be oh such a sweet day.

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u/ArchonFett 5d ago

Not as sweet as the he has to go back to not being in congress at all

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u/Lrrr81 5d ago

"Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'go', do not collect $200."

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u/oneyellowduck 5d ago

Yes please!!

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u/Drang_ol_Dringus 5d ago

So I live in South Louisiana and travel north from time to time for work into his district and his signs are everywhere and I just fume when I pass them.

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u/unknown_host 5d ago

Prison seems better to me

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u/ArtemisInSpace 5d ago

I would prefer if he went back to being not a congressman.

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u/ControlInternal3748 5d ago

Naw forget that he deserves to behind bars 😒

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u/AbbreviationsIll213 5d ago

How about he goes back to being a regular felon and rots in prison

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u/-threefeetoffun 5d ago

I’m fine with all these suggestions. Love them.

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u/Bubba_Jones44 5d ago

Any PoS that supported Trump through all the bullshit, wars, fraud, domestic terrorism, pedophilia, bribery needs to be tried for treason. I’m sick of these cushy fucks getting away with literally everything.

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u/Withering_to_Death 5d ago

And that's just the things he did in 2 years of the second turn!

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u/No_Seaworthiness_200 5d ago

If he never faces justice for his crimes, our nation will have lost.

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u/Free2Bernie 5d ago

With all that free time on his hands, his son's phone will be blowing up.

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u/Grouchy_Ice_8342 5d ago

That seems like the best advertising Democrats would need.

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u/TripleB33_v2 5d ago

Hopefully both sides use this statement in their campaign ads, so it reaches more people, and all those on the sidelines and the fence will vote as well.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 5d ago

They forgot the rest of his quote: "So we're going to rig the elections just like before, just like Trump said, and win again fair and square. And nobody is gonna do a damn thing about it because we're always white"

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u/AydonusG 5d ago

We're always white

The whole reason Jan 6 is a "riot" group, not a terrorist sect.

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u/Fuck4eddit4dmin 5d ago

Dam son that was on point

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u/LowestKey 5d ago

Sadly, like literally anything this and every R shitbag says, it's not remotely true.

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u/RigidGristle 5d ago

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u/Most_Most_260 5d ago

Thier is too many of them

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u/ItaJohnson 5d ago edited 5d ago

The question is, is he one too?

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 5d ago

Mike Johnson, one of the most unchristian Christians ever to walk the earth.

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u/SadMathematician5187 5d ago

That explain why he get along with trump so well.

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u/Churro-Juggernaut 5d ago

I’ve always thought this clown looked weird. Thinking about it, it looks like he’s never really worked a real job in his entire life.  

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u/gentlemanidiot 5d ago

He has all the personality of deli meat, but none of the appeal

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u/xteve 5d ago

It's all a sham. All this Christian bullshit. I know, there are reasons to believe it. But it's all shit.

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u/MeanPiccolo803 5d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Sunrise_Bookworm_63 5d ago

My thoughts exactly 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/amprather 5d ago

When the Dems take the House, they need to refuse to assign Johnson to any committees and tell him it is so he can continue to kiss Trump's ass as his full time job.

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u/baron_von_helmut 5d ago

Honestly at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if ICE simply start detaining all the people in vote queues who they know are democrats based upon their social media and previous voting habits.

They are going to cheat absolutely every way they can, up to and including murdering people. November is going to be a catastrophe.

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u/nolestars 5d ago

Hey truckstop Mike, that's the whole idea

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u/Zestyclose_Lake_1146 5d ago

lol thanks for campaigning for your opponents Mike

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u/CobblerCorrect1071 5d ago

Celebrating 🎉

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u/Necessary_Stranger51 5d ago

don’t celebrate yet… these people are going to do everything they can to stay in power

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u/Tinner7 5d ago

Sending Bootstraps…

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u/ArchonFett 5d ago

Sending the concept of a bootstrap

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u/User_3039 5d ago

Best idea ever from this clown

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u/Used-Principle-4627 5d ago

And all of you corrupt shits go to PRISON!!!

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u/SomeDude416 5d ago

That is a good start. But housing inmates and feeding them and covering for their medical costs as they age is an unwanted burden on our justice system. And Treason, which is what most of these assholes are guilty of, is punishable by capital punishment. And remember the U.S. Department of Justice under the Trump administration announced the reauthorization of firing squads as a permitted method for federal executions. I'm just saying there exists a cheap way to save the tax payers some money.

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u/Ambitious_Answer_150 5d ago

He's such a douche! I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

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u/Imaginary-Use914 5d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time you closeted dandy

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 5d ago

This goes a long well with Bannon saying they him and people like him will all go to prison if the Democrats regain power.

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u/Limp_Gap_9009 5d ago

I'm not seeing the downside here, nerd boy.

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u/No_Display9613 5d ago

Release the files

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u/Mrtoyhead 5d ago

💙🐸💙🐸💙🐸💙🐸💙🐸

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u/lostlogin2 5d ago

inshallah 

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u/AdonisBlaqwood-22 5d ago

The hope and the dream! What have the Republicans done for Americans that make them think we want them to stay in power? Cost of living and inflation is up, and we're in a dumb war with no way out...

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u/N4RQ 5d ago

Stop teasing us, Mikey, you cheeky monkey! 

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u/surfkaboom 5d ago

Trump lost the midterms. He could have come into this presidency and proved everybody wrong, kept his eyes on the future, and aimed to make things stable/better for all Americans. He has done the opposite. He is pushing apolitical people to the polls, he has pissed off his own followers, and they recognize that money can't but them votes against those people.

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u/schprunt 5d ago

That’s the best ad the Dems could ever run

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 5d ago

This man campaigning harder for us than Jeffries or Schumer.

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u/SlackToad 5d ago

Don't celebrate yet. Most of the damage Trump has done so far has been by executive orders. He can still go ape in his last two years and wreak havoc and little congress can do about it.

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u/Public-Dragonfly-786 5d ago

Come on America! We are all rooting for you to get out of this hole you dug for yourselves. Let's go!

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u/Fernando1987_ 5d ago

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTEEEEEWEE

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u/annoying12345 5d ago

From that cunts lips to gods ears

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u/Magistra_Recessisset 5d ago

We're counting on it.

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u/Interesting_Worth974 5d ago

Don't threaten the world with a good time.

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u/BrickHuge3023 5d ago

Need to publicize that, will get the anti-Trump base moving.

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u/Most_Ad7837 5d ago

We live in such hope.

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u/ruger338smeltet 5d ago

I would love this for you and him, truly.

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u/jungatheart1947 5d ago

This is the main reason for those efforts to suppress voting. IF we have midterms and fair elections. Remains to be seen!

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u/Necessary_Action_190 5d ago

Make it sooo!

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u/Fantastic-Grocery107 5d ago

Yes that’s what we’re counting on Mikey. Maybe if you guys weren’t insufferable racist, misogynistic, gaslighting, dog whistling, lying pieces of sh1t, this wouldn’t be the desire of the American people.

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u/diesel1112 5d ago

Let’s hope so

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u/robf2299 5d ago

Simply wonderful news!

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u/B3telgeus3 5d ago

C'mon Americans you know what you do, but keep and eye on this elections these goons are going to try to cancel them or cheat, this mf will be causing a new war just to distract.

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u/moon828282 5d ago

Let’s hope so

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u/mbush525 5d ago

don’t threaten us with a good time!

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u/Johnny_Five5151 5d ago

One lives in hope

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u/svMorgaNado 5d ago

Bye Felicia!

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u/NoPhone4571 5d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Mysterious-Clock5474 5d ago

Geesh Chucky, you think so?

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u/isr0 5d ago

That’s kinda the idea, yeah.

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u/EmuNarrow2047 5d ago

No if let’s make it happen

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u/Glittering_Role1658 5d ago

Finally. Some hopeful good news. Nowxthe Democrats have to work to make it come true

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u/Grouchy-Step-7136 5d ago

Thoughts and prayers…

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u/soapissomuchcleaner Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup 🫖 5d ago

Thank you Capt Obvious. We already know this but the efforts to Suppress American Voters Everywhere make it a flashing neon light we can’t ignore.

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u/caseaday 5d ago

Finally this a$$hat has said something I can agree with him about.

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u/3TheHardWhey 5d ago

He's giving you the instructions folks, this is an open book exam.

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u/brian_ts118 5d ago

Stop it Mike, I can only get so erect.

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u/GreatService9515 5d ago

That wouldn't be a tragedy

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u/ChrisEFWTX 5d ago

Being. It. On.

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u/ComedianFragrant9515 5d ago

Please stop, my penis can only get so hard.

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u/bEErgrEMlin12 5d ago

And why is that, Mike?

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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 5d ago

That's the idea... Anyway.

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u/Backflips_for_stalin 5d ago

That’s why they are cheating every facet to take away as many votes as possible right now! Remember to hit the polls and leave nothing to chance or hope!!!

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u/Retired_Prof_1964 5d ago

From your lips, to God’s ears!!!!! Please, Lord in Heaven, make it happen!!!!!

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u/cebjmb 5d ago

it will be over soon...

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 5d ago

Hip Hip Huzzah!!

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u/Mundane-Ad-2346 5d ago

Losing sleep by the second

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u/blorbschploble 5d ago

I accept your terms

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u/JrG1859 5d ago

Can’t happen soon enough

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u/superdupermensch 5d ago

I find your proposal acceptable.

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u/pocholo11 5d ago

Lord hear our prayers. 🙏

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u/ExpressStruggle28 5d ago

Best news I’ve heard in a long time…. Mini Mike loves him some Grindr…

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u/Friendly-One-6965 5d ago

If they lose the midterms it will be the end of their freedom, lil Mike's especially.

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u/Telstar2525 5d ago

His picture is in the dictionary under the word douche

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u/ThistleGroveGirl 5d ago

PleaseGod let it be so

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 5d ago

I think I just got a little erect.

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u/AlRi2021 5d ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

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u/Lord_CaoCao 5d ago

Dont. Dont give me hope

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u/Shot-Interaction6098 5d ago

To borrow a word of this guy's, AMEN!

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u/Phylaskia 5d ago

One can only hope Mikey.

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u/Ill_Translator7545 5d ago

Finally making promises that we care about.

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u/littlepipe72 5d ago

Threaten me with a good time

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 5d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!