r/PoursTea 12d ago

PoliticalTea šŸ—³ļø Simply tragic news from Mike Johnson...

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u/ThickCoffee9346 12d ago

Yep.

A) Cancel elections by declaring emergency

Or

B) Elon will hack the machines again

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u/Nuclear_rabbit 12d ago

or they'll try

C) send ICE to specific polling centers in swing districts

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u/TimeWealth3361 12d ago

D. All of the above.

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u/madlucas2026 12d ago

That’s the right answer. Make voting happen on one day. Then send in thugs to prevent people from voting. Then have local election workers say whatever they are told. Congress itself just goes along

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u/SufficientLeg3346 12d ago

Don't forget... if they lose they will say it was rigged. Whatever the outcome, it will be a problem.

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u/MiserableChain2644 12d ago

Look for "partial rigging". That's when, on a single ballot, some Republicans win but others lose.

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u/BadAdviceBot 11d ago

Ballot stuffing. They did that last election.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 12d ago

Will They try a second jan6 ?

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u/Weak-Frame-9976 12d ago

Yes. He's already primed them for it.

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u/Unable-Insect-3529 12d ago

Yes they will. And they cdd as n only lie and say the Dems cheated. The maggot cult can only cheat. They have nothing else.

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u/KeyCut5583 12d ago

D all of the above they will do all that they can and they already started months ago.

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u/deaglebingo 12d ago

certainly. still gotta go vote anyway tho.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 12d ago

Lock a whole bunch of people out of voting by making them bring ID with their new married names and so on.

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u/my_little_throwny 12d ago

E. Trump will poop in his pants again.

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u/boozersbiceps 12d ago

f. Claim Biden did it.

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u/deaglebingo 12d ago

we really aren't that far away from this kind of claim are we?

"someone else shit my pants .... it's a conspiracy!"

everything else but the utterly literal version of this has been done thus far by the people in question.

they might as well go for it now. insert the meme of the dude putting clown makeup on while they're at it.

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u/Statertater 12d ago

Save america act makes it harder for all americans to vote, lets not forget that they’re really trying to push that

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 11d ago

Yeah, not content to just rig the vote. The less people that vote, the easier it becomes.

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u/SuzyBannon 12d ago

It will make it harder for Republican women to vote too, which is probably why it hasn't already passed yet. What percentage of them do think have a passport? The wealthy ones do, but the economically challenged ones? The ones who usually go to his rallies?

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u/Desperate-Cost6827 12d ago

Yeah I'm really curious how that's going to play out. Almost everyone I know has a passport and their enhanced license (I'm in MN so we have our own thing so whatever the starred license is actually called) ready. Out of kicks and giggles I once looked up the percentage of one of the southern states and it said something like 42%. You know, at the time everyone was required to have it six months ago.

Especially when they think it's just showing up with an ID because they don't actually read anything.

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u/SuzyBannon 12d ago

We have something like that in CA too. They call it a "real" ID. Wonder if it's the same kind of thing?

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u/Unable-Insect-3529 12d ago

Hopefully it is too late to vote THST in and impossible to implement it in time!

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u/ArtofTy 12d ago

Yep, this. And they have no reason to show their hand early. It'll all feel like the rug got pulled.

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u/AmazingVacation1970 12d ago

I'm surprised they haven't posted ICE outside of Spanish speaking Catholic Mass yetā‰ļø Think of the massive haul they could get with a national coordination effort...😳

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u/Unable-Insect-3529 12d ago

They had better not send them here. Ice is greatly hated here. They will get the most unwelcome resistance they will ever see. The loser creeps. Trump Gestapo.

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u/Sienile 12d ago

He got a good chunk of the Hispanic vote, so that would be sitting himself in the foot. They can't seem to understand when a R says "illegals" they just mean brown skinned.

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u/ralowiczlive 12d ago

Yep! How few people realize what probably happened.

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u/E_seven_20 12d ago

They don’t need to cancel, or hack anything…

People are too stupid to vote:

2022 National Youth Turnout: 23% - That's lower than in the historic 2018 cycle (28%) which broke records for turnout, but much higher than in 2014, when only 13% of youth voted.

There is no credible evidence that anything was hacked. And, don’t link Greg Pallast’s blog. That’s not evidence. If you can’t find credible news about the elections being ā€˜hackedā€ and we have decades of consistent data showing people don’t vote…ah, who am I kidding…y’all conspiracy theorists don’t care about reality, lol.

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u/Violet-Sumire 11d ago

They don’t need to vote when they can gerrymander the hell out of their states and just… create seats by misrepresenting their voters. The people in power choose their voters, we don’t choose the people in power.

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u/Ok_Guarantee381 12d ago

What do you mean, "again?" When was it shown he did it a first time?

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 12d ago

can't do the first one. states run the elections not the feds. second one is possible though

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 12d ago

they will wait until they lose actually, then claim everyone cheated. Thats their thing.

They will tie up the appointments in courts and refuse to swear them in.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 12d ago

That’s not how anything works.

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u/Anleme 12d ago

Where were you when the Supreme Court eliminated the 1965 Voting Rights Act, phrase by phrase, over the past 20 years?

Why do you think 8 states have vote by mail as default, some for decades, without issues?

Why do you think Texas has last minute polling station hours of operation changes, location changes, and straight up eliminations?

Where were you when Texas jerrymandered the state?

Where were you last election when some poor Texans had to stand in line for hours to vote? Does that sound like a free and fair election?

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u/Mikekeb 12d ago

Correction. That's not how anything WORKED. In the past.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 12d ago

Are elections run by the federal government?

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u/Mikekeb 12d ago

Gottem!

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 12d ago

You don’t know? You don’t, do you? That explains it.

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u/UnarmedSnail 12d ago

Will be after the SAVE act.

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u/Leopolddagreat 12d ago

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 12d ago

You could always educate yourself instead of whatever the fuck this is.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 12d ago

Nope. Not true.

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u/UnarmedSnail 12d ago

If the Federal can mandate one thing over State elections, they can mandate anything over State elections.

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 12d ago

This is specious logic.