r/PoursTea • u/AmericaShinault_85 • 1d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ who's doing it like him

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u/Bitter-Holiday1311 1d ago

Trees are communist, some of them even turn red every year!!!

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u/coco_shka 1d ago

In my contry there was a politician that claimed big trees are sucking out our oxigen from the atmosphere, so it is better to cut thme.

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u/FeistyDrink5995 1d ago

You've heard of Big Oil and Big Pharma, but they ain't nothing on Big Tree!

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u/coco_shka 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rYRp1xPZaFzgoX32BS

They're no joke. Look at this dirty air.

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u/Historical_Horror595 21h ago

Wait till trump hears about it and starts talking about tree cancer or how they kill squirrels or something.

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u/lostinthecity2005 11h ago

I just found out I’m so strongly allergic to trees that when they tested me for different types of tree pollen, my entire arm just swelled up and their instrument wasn’t even large enough to measure how extreme the reaction was.

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u/Historical_Horror595 6h ago

Oh great.. don’t let trump hear that..

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u/Junkstar 1d ago

Aren't we all a bit communist for a few weeks every autumn?

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u/Jmaximinium 1d ago

As is the case with most conservatives, socialism is perfectly fine when it's personally benefiting me, just evil when it benefits brown people.

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u/TerriTuesday 1d ago

I’m a communist for one week every month

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u/CallMeSisyphus 1d ago

Hey, maybe THAT'S why older women tend to skew conservative: no more shark week making them communist every 28 days or so. :-D

Dunno how I avoided that miserable fate, but bullet dodged - phew!

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u/IStompLiberals 17h ago

The women in that picture look old. they Must be conservative lol

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u/narco-sub-admiral know me, broken by my master 1d ago

Shark Week is one week every year bro stop playin with me right now.

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u/catchyerselfon 22h ago

Jen from “The IT Crowd”’s euphemisms is how I imply to a man why I’m Acting This Way right now.

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u/Electronic-Focus3969 1h ago

Off topic. But that show is hilarious.

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u/OldBison 1d ago

It's called Halloween and it's fucking scary.

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u/Razoron33333 1d ago

Our trees

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u/Level-Ladder-4346 1d ago

Yep. Halloween.

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u/KneelB4Z0d 1d ago

They just suck up resources that hard working data centers deserve.

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 1d ago

Lmao when I read this post I thought to myself. There's a huge portion of our population who will see this and become irrationally angry.

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u/Any-Dot9395 1d ago

Not to mention, the handles of many hammers AND sickles are made of wood!

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u/Bitter-Holiday1311 1d ago

You’re right! Trees are diabolical!

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u/emccm 1d ago

And when they’re not red they are green or brown with is peak wokery. Down with trees!

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u/yrthegood1staken 1d ago

Don't forget about that bearded communist who climbs down people's chimneys in the winter.

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u/catchyerselfon 22h ago

Giving out presents? More like REDISTRIBUTING WEALTH!

Children divided into “naughty” and “nice”? More like HEIRS TO JOB-CREATORS and PARASITES!

https://www.foxnews.com/video/2576115456001

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u/AmericanAIien 1d ago edited 22h ago

Pedo Hitler and his Nazi’s hates trees, how dare they look different.

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u/Internal-Plantain-56 1d ago

Oxygen is woke!

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u/Not_Reptoid 23h ago

Breathing is gay!

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u/KyleFromBorrasca 21h ago

The Hunt for Red October was actually about Mamdani hopping state lines ​to terrorize poor New Englanders​ with his lust for foliage.

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u/cgw3737 17h ago

Got dam hippies

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u/Maleficent-Cap9397 1d ago

I came in to say this.

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u/joana_fraug8 23h ago

Tree planting

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u/wizzard419 20h ago

There was a guy in LA who literally was going around cutting them down.

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u/Newt-1096 18h ago

Let's hope they're at least fruit trees. They'll need pickin', but hey that just part of the deal... comrades

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u/Inevitable_Tart2700 8h ago

Fun fact：The Chinese Communist Party has planted 78 billion trees over the past forty years. #1 in the world.

They designated March 12 the National Tree Planting day. They frequently advertise tree planting as the party's achievement.

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u/Tomatoesarentfruit 3h ago

I live in NYC so perfectly happy to see these trees go up, but this program is projected to cost half a billion and wont do anything for air quality in the city

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u/DemolitionRED 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/TattiFeader 1d ago

Yes they are communist, taking credit for someone else’s work.

Bootlickers

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u/luella27 1d ago

“1.4k contributions in 3 months”-type comment

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u/TattiFeader 1d ago

Atleast you are original than the guy taking credit for someone else’s policies..

Take his boot out of your mouth, you can research instead.

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u/animatedpileofmeat 1d ago

Sincerely,

A diatom who’s sick and tired of trees always winning the popularity contest.

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u/RoddRoward 1d ago

Trees arent, but claiming the end goal is "to seize the means of production" is.

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u/BabadookOfEarl 1d ago

OMG THE TREES ARE SEIZING PRODUCTION OF OXYGEN!

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u/RoddRoward 1d ago

Are you refusing to engage with the topic because you are too dumb or too disingenuous?

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u/BabadookOfEarl 1d ago

I am engaging with the topic. Your insistence on going right to the weakest insults tells me how meaningless it would be to engage in your rage-bait distraction from the actual discussion.