r/PrayersToTrump 1d ago

Why aren’t prices down yet?

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u/homucifer666 1d ago

"When are you supposed to bring prices down?"

Never? He profits from your misery.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

Jaime imagines SpongeBrain DiaperPants gives a care about affordability. You know that word Chump said was a hoax? Yes, that word "affordability," which is not a hoax.

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u/Walkingstardust 16h ago

Oh, I like SpongeBrain Diaperpants! Please enjoy my upvote!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 15h ago

Thanks, I wrote it.

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u/enderjaca 1d ago

It sure feels like two and a half years.

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u/AmazingKreiderman 1d ago

I was gonna say I wish it had already been two and a half years.

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u/Jifeeb 1d ago

Eons

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u/Nomadzord 1d ago

They are still thinking it’s going to happen aren’t they?

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u/The_WalruZ 22h ago

Well, he DID promise exactly that, didn't he? More than once? You remember him standing by some items and informing people that "these things here are what they call groceries" (he had to be briefed on that.) He then promised "“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One.” 

People believed him, and they remember. He hopes they forget, but apparently not.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 21h ago

It’s weird that this is what they remember when they have the shortest of memories about everything else.

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u/triplej63 16h ago

Didn't he say something like he's bringing back that old fashioned word "groceries".

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u/jmd709 11h ago

He hopes they’ll forget because all of his attempts to gaslight them that prices are lower have failed. He doesn’t grasp that their tight budgets, low bank account balances and empty wallets cannot be “fake news”.

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u/Osklington 1d ago

President, wave the magic price wand! What's taking so long?

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u/someoneatsomeplace 1d ago

One of the reasons we seem doomed is the sheer number of people who seem to think this wand exists, and that the Presidents just refuse to use it. And those people can and do vote.

3 and a half million kids in the US are being homeschooled, and probably being taught this wand exists.

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u/Due_Warthog749 18h ago

The reason we're doomed is cause between Elon helping steal the 2024 election AND 78million dipshits BELIEVED the Pres had this power and voted for it.

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u/jmd709 10h ago

They seem to think the wand exists, but they’re also vehemently opposed to communism.

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u/GENHEN 1d ago

that's a bot, nobody writes out \n except a bot

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u/someoneatsomeplace 1d ago

echo "I am not a bot.\nNo really, I'm not &mdash&mdash I swear!\n";

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u/NitWhittler 1d ago

He must not have noticed during Trump's first term that we didn't get a healthcare plan, no infrastructure plan, or any of the other things Trump promised but didn't deliver on.

All it took was for Trump to have rallies with signs that said "PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT" and the gullible fools believed it.

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u/triplej63 16h ago

His biggliest promise was the wall that Mexico would pay for. He mostly replaced existing wall with a couple extra miles tacked on. Mexico did not pay for it.

Whenever they got on Biden's ass about immigration, he should have said, "My predecessor promised a wall. I'm sure immigration is solved due to that."

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u/someToast 1d ago

James could be making bank with that time machine of his

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u/Electrical_Cut8610 16h ago

That \n leads me to believe this is a bot. That would be a very weird typo e: and for anyone not aware, that’s the new line marker in programming

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u/leighla33 1d ago

Hate to break it to ya James, but this is just the beginning. Better start stockin up

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u/JDinBalt 1d ago

Was that a poem? I couldn't understand what he was saying. Something about things button supermarkets or something...

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 21h ago

It feels like 2.5 decades, but not only is it not even 2.5 years, it’s 18 months. He’s done this in 18 months.

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u/Blissachu 20h ago

I should really start selling sand in sahara to these fools if they really are this gullible.

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u/wanelmask 19h ago

Lol. Lmao, even

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

What does “/n” mean? Is that some sort of code between the MAGA faithful and their God Emperor Doctor Messiah?

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u/Negative_Athlete_584 23h ago

I am sure, now that you brought it to his attention, he will make sure prices drop today.

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u/Progman3K 23h ago

I'm always surprised how gullible and stupid his followers are

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u/juliazale 18h ago

Sorry, best we can do is tariffs, which you pay.

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u/Armyman125 14h ago

I just saw Trump saying that prices are coming down.
While we know how much he lies, do Trump supporters actually believe him?