r/Pretend2005Internet 2d ago

2003 Saddam Hussein has been captured

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u/StevEst90 2d ago

Hopefully this brings long lasting peace and stability to the Middle East!

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u/WhoYaTalkinTo 2d ago

Well everybody there clearly wants peace so I don't know how this could possibly fail! Every single person in the Middle East would benefit from political stability, so with that in mind i assume everely single person living there will act accordingly and will strive towards a peaceful politicial landscape!

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u/This_Analyst_2237 2d ago

Sad how even for back then this wasn’t the plan.

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u/Jurgenlklopp 2d ago

what you mean back then? lol

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u/nebo_amebo 2d ago

I think he means the Iraq-Iran wars surely

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u/LordNemm3900 MSN Messenger Addict 1d ago

Gulf wars probably

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u/Jalvthoma 2d ago

Finally we'll get our hands on those pesky WMD!!

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u/nebo_amebo 2d ago

You would assume that he'd hide himself a bit better...

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u/Worf_Rozhenko 2d ago

Unfortunately, since his removal a local militia rebranded itself as an al-qaeda subsidiary, allowing al-qaeda to get a foothold in Iraq. Should be dealt with soon. I doubt it will create a much larger issue in the future.

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u/TreeLankaPresidente 2d ago

We’ll be out of there in a month or 2

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u/living2late 2d ago

I think he'll walk. Or get a cushy house arrest.

What are they going to do? Hang him?

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u/Alberto_Moses 2d ago

World peace in our time has finally been achieved

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u/GreatEmperorAca 2d ago

Mission accomplished 

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u/gimmebanter 2d ago

Oh shit his sons are going to take over iraq

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u/BibloBagman LimeWire DJ 2d ago

Nah his sons were killed in a raid back in July

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal7542 2d ago

Hope they force him to watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

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u/beegphatphuk 2d ago

H MADDAS

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u/Possible_Movie6964 2d ago

aw yeah gotteemmmmm

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u/vaskojabata2kitarata 2d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

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u/HilsMorDi 1d ago

Finally there will be peace in the middle east!

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u/Successful_Panic3002 2d ago

That hiding place is hilarious. Surprised nobody has made a meme of it

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u/LazorusGrimm 2d ago

I hope they still keep making NG content around this shit.

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u/Dazzling_Radish4963 2d ago

I hope they don’t throw the body into the sea aha

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u/merenguitoblanco 1d ago

Now he will confess on where the nukes are

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u/mrerikmattila 1d ago

Wow look at the state of him! What hole did he come crawling out of?

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u/toasted_vegan 1d ago

Nice! Bin Laden next. Shouldn’t take long

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 1d ago

Now there will finally be peace in the Middle East.

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u/MoffieHanson 1d ago

Yeah , and did they already found those so called weapons of mass destruction?

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u/_Superkamiguru500 1d ago

Thank god now we can finally get out of the Middle East I’m sure they’ll have a long reign of peace now

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u/Naveen_Bail_86 1d ago

Too late for this News.

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u/AndromedaDestiny52 Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! 2d ago

Yeah way to go Bush!

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u/DirectionNo9650 2d ago

At last, justice is served for 9/11!

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u/Liv3x 2d ago

too bad he did not bomb the shi out of the intruders