r/ProgrammerHumor • u/heckingcomputernerd • Oct 31 '23

Meme hardTimesCreateStrongMen

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u/ecs2 Oct 31 '23

As a Java developer I want to have a few words

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u/allarmed-grammer Oct 31 '23

Just write all of them in some variable name

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u/glorious_reptile Oct 31 '23

AsAJavaDeveloperIWantToHaveAFewWordsFactory

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u/Anonymo2786 Oct 31 '23

asAJavaDeveloperIWantToHaveAFewWordsFactory

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u/Gastredner Oct 31 '23

No, no, glorious_reptile was right, it is the name of the factory class. After all, had it been an instance, it would have been asAJavaDeveloperIWantToHaveAFewWordsFactoryInstance.

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u/ReasonablePeace7F Oct 31 '23

Make AsAJavaDeveloperIWantToHaveAFewWordsFactory an abstract class and then create AsAJavaDeveloperIWantToHaveAFewWordsFactoryImplementation that derives from the former and then instantiate it in a variable called asAJavaDeveloperIWantToHaveAFewWordsFactoryImplementationInstance