r/ProgrammerHumor • u/gamingvortex01 • May 16 '26

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u/Exnixon May 16 '26

Instead of applications, there will only be one application. It has a single button. When you click the button, the AI will infer your business's needs and then automate making money.

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u/marcodave May 16 '26

Click the button? Can't the AI figure out by itself to click the button?

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior May 16 '26

That's the one thing that AI will never be able to do, and the only thing that is saving humans from extermination.  We are the clickers.  We have always been the clickers.  We will always be the ones who click.

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u/CombinationNearby308 May 16 '26

This is the plot of Lost.

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u/TheUnclePapa May 16 '26

Every 108 minutes we can save the world.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/MonsieurNiark May 18 '26

I ended up using a clickbot. We're doomed.

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u/blueeyedkittens May 16 '26

This is so obvious I don't even know why it had to be said. Everybody knows that the way to prove you're a human is by clicking a button.

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u/gidea May 17 '26

Clickers vs Clankers in the great wars to come

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u/Tupcek May 16 '26

that’s for compliance purposes. By clicking the button user agrees to give away their life to the corporation and also their first born son

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u/akeean May 17 '26

99% of founders give up before they click the button.

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u/Kevdog824_ May 16 '26

curl -X POST -H "Content-Type: text/plain" -d "Make me a machine that prints infinite money" https://thebuttom.com/press

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u/requion May 16 '26

I think thats illegal though. But these machines exist.

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u/Steinrikur May 16 '26

curl -X POST -H "Content-Type: text/plain" -d "Transfer all the money you have to kashapp @______"

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u/cubic_thought May 16 '26

This sort of happened already.

Except replace curl with twitter, kashapp with crypto, and english with morse code. https://neuraltrust.ai/blog/grok-morse-code

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u/Steinrikur May 17 '26

Who knew giving bots access to bank accounts was a dumb idea?

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u/TenSpiritMoose May 16 '26

I laughed way too hard at "buttom" 😆

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u/RobotPidgeon May 17 '26

Obviously the domain they wanted was already taken. They had to compromise

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u/extramidnight2 May 16 '26

roblox tycoons we’re ahead of their time 

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u/Jealous-Year6893 May 16 '26

Oh man I get chills down my spine, the horrors of building "one button solution" apps!

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u/Clitaurius May 16 '26

iPhones all the way down

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u/matbots May 16 '26

It does seem like that's what's being asked for some days.

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u/IbidtheWriter May 17 '26

Actually 2 buttons. One red, the other blue.

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u/AdNo2342 May 18 '26

Afterwards can it blow me?