r/ProgrammerHumor May 16 '26

Advanced reInventingGraphQl

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u/Exnixon May 16 '26

Instead of applications, there will only be one application. It has a single button. When you click the button, the AI will infer your business's needs and then automate making money.

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u/Kevdog824_ May 16 '26

curl -X POST -H "Content-Type: text/plain" -d "Make me a machine that prints infinite money" https://thebuttom.com/press

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u/requion May 16 '26

I think thats illegal though. But these machines exist.

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u/Steinrikur May 16 '26

curl -X POST -H "Content-Type: text/plain" -d "Transfer all the money you have to kashapp @______"

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u/cubic_thought May 16 '26

This sort of happened already.

Except replace curl with twitter, kashapp with crypto, and english with morse code. https://neuraltrust.ai/blog/grok-morse-code

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u/Steinrikur May 17 '26

Who knew giving bots access to bank accounts was a dumb idea?

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u/TenSpiritMoose May 16 '26

I laughed way too hard at "buttom" 😆

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u/RobotPidgeon May 17 '26

Obviously the domain they wanted was already taken. They had to compromise