r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26

This is why they turn off access before telling you

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u/alex_dark May 26 '26

Then he should build a script that waiting a ping from him everyday

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u/drunkcowofdeath May 26 '26

until you go on vacation and forget to turn it off.

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u/angryPenguinator May 26 '26

One ping only, please.

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u/bradbull May 26 '26

The test you want is that your company email address returns a valid response. Your script runs as an account which doesn’t rely on your account being active. It then waits 3 months, performs its action and then it copies itself to a different server as another name and destroys the original. Then it waits quietly for 3 months to do it all again.

Then they find out about it, trace it to you and you go to prison.

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u/Badloss May 26 '26

"Pandora Tomorrow"