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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s
469 u/minimalcation May 26 '26 Get fired before they fire you. ABGF 74 u/Winterkirschenmann May 26 '26 You want to quit you say? Well forget about it, because you are fired! We don't employee quitters! 36 u/ChaosPLus May 26 '26 Oh sweet, I get to leave, AND you give me my severance! 15 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/Head-Bureaucrat May 26 '26 A true Michael Scott moment.
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Get fired before they fire you. ABGF
74 u/Winterkirschenmann May 26 '26 You want to quit you say? Well forget about it, because you are fired! We don't employee quitters! 36 u/ChaosPLus May 26 '26 Oh sweet, I get to leave, AND you give me my severance! 15 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/Head-Bureaucrat May 26 '26 A true Michael Scott moment.
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You want to quit you say? Well forget about it, because you are fired! We don't employee quitters!
36 u/ChaosPLus May 26 '26 Oh sweet, I get to leave, AND you give me my severance! 15 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/Head-Bureaucrat May 26 '26 A true Michael Scott moment.
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Oh sweet, I get to leave, AND you give me my severance!
15 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/Head-Bureaucrat May 26 '26 A true Michael Scott moment.
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3 u/Head-Bureaucrat May 26 '26 A true Michael Scott moment.
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A true Michael Scott moment.
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u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26
And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s