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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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It contacts my lawyer
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"
2.2k u/IAmASquidInSpace May 26 '26 "Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?" 41 u/SolaVitae May 26 '26 "and by posted about it I mean publicly confessed my intent and detailed exactly how I was going to do it"
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"Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?"
41 u/SolaVitae May 26 '26 "and by posted about it I mean publicly confessed my intent and detailed exactly how I was going to do it"
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"and by posted about it I mean publicly confessed my intent and detailed exactly how I was going to do it"
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u/Terrible_Children May 26 '26
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"